The 'cons are getting nothing for Christmas
Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers or the song "I'm getting nothing for Christmas".
Author's note: This is another one of those parodies I came up with after drinking chocolate milk and a few days later it was still stuck in my head so I wrote it out. Please enjoy.
(chorus which I am not going to retype several times)
The 'cons are getting nothing for Christmas
All the Autobots are mad
The 'cons are getting nothing for Christmas
'Cause they have been nothing but bad
(end chorus)
They made a clone of Optimus Prime
Somebody snitched on them
They tried to read Chip Chase's mind
Somebody snitched on them
They've tried to rule the universe
And they really can't get worse
They wanted Spike to join them (sure)
Somebody snitched on them
(repeat chorus)
They all tried to steal those glasses
Somebody snitched on them
And then Frenzy ripped off Sam's pants
Somebody snitched on him
Megatron ripped Jazz in half
Decepticons tried to kick Autobot aft
They all thought they would get the last laugh
Somebody snitched on them
(repeat chorus)
The 'cons tried to steal Sari's key
Somebody snitched on them
Bltizwing went all too crazy
Somebody snitched on him
They kidnapped Professor Sumdac
And they have made the worst attacks
They tried to steal whatever they lacked
Somebody snitched on them
(repeat chorus)
Author's note: Yeah as you can tell this is one of my favorite songs for some odd reason. See if you can guess what episode/'07 movie scene I'm referencing if I didn't make it that clear.