The guide to being a Jinchuuriki for dummies

Written by Fuuka Yamashita, the 'Fist of Konoha', 'Weasel Sage' and Jinchuuriki of the 'Rokubi-No-Itachi' [Six Tailed Weasel Demon]

Hey there peoples, I'm Fuuka Yamashita, the Rokubi Jinchuuriki and I'm writing this short guide on how to be an amazing Jinchuuriki without that pathetic crap therapists give about how you are yourself and all that crap, today's society is based on egos and shit like that. Not how it should be but that's the way it is, so I've written this book to give all the Jinchuuriki out there a helping hand.

Trust me when I say this advice is worth reading.

1. Don't let people's mockery get to you.

Seriously, if you look weak they'll go more at you. Yeah people will hate you for being a Jinchuuriki, so what? It's their own fault if they can't get their head out their arses.

2. Don't randomly killing anyone who looks at you the wrong way.

Come now fellow Jinchuuriki, don't reduce yourselves to their level, they're just pathetic wusses who have no lives.

3. Don't act meak when people insult you.

If you let people believe that you are a monster, shit or whatever, them you'll feel it and it'll just encourage the hate and stuff.

4. Keep your head held high, Jinchuuriki are the most powerful people in the world, you deserve respect!

Seriously, the KazeKage, Gaara was the Ichibi, the weakest Jinchuuriki and he's Kage level, imagine what could happen when you put your mind to it.

5. Learn some kick arse technique/jutsu.

Learn some powerful jutsu like for example, the 'Resurrection' jutsu, do that you'll become invaluable to the village and people will respect you.

6. Don't join the Akatsuki, Orochimaru or some other evil organisation.

Obvious reasons why, Akatsuki will try and suck out your demon's powers/chakra and basically, it'll kill you. Orochimaru cuz he's just plain creepy and to do that... you're either stupid or have no dignity or pride, same for any other evil organisation really.

7. When you become really powerful, don't rub it in their faces, that'll make them think twice about respecting you.

Seriously, just do it in you're head instead. Trust when I say holding your tongue will be worth it.

That's all folks, tiddly pip!

Thanks for reading folks. That's Yamashita's advice on how to be an amazing Jinchuuriki like Gaara or Naruto. I made this purely out of boredom. I don't take requests [usually cuz I forget them -_-0] but would you mind letting me know how I did? Flames accepted.