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Hello people! This is another Gundam Wing story. It's really stupid, reviews are appreciated. So knock yourselves out and enjoy!

Cereal Offense

Heero Yuy walked out of his room early one morning. He hd had a rough night of training and quiet frankly he was bushed. He looked forward to his breakfast for once. Browsing in the cuboard, he checked out all that there was to eat. "hmm, Luck Charms, nope, Apple Jacks, nope, Fruit Pebbles, nope, oh yeah, Cocca Puffs!" Heero pulled out the box and a carton of milk and settled down to enjoy his cereal.

Relena walked into the massive kitchen in the Peacecraft estate were Heero was just finishing his second bowl of Cocca Puffs. She yawned and streched in her pajama shirt and fleece pants as se sat down with him. "Good Morning, Heero. did you sleep well?" Heero didn't say anything, just looked up and nodded before returning pouring his third bowl of Cocca Puffs. Relena shook her head as she went and got herself and bowl and was about to pour herself some Cocca Puffs also. Heero looked up at her and glared. Relena removed her hand from the box. "Sorry." She got up and took out a box of Lucky Charms. Trowa came down the stairs fully dressed. "What's for breakfast? Hey, Cocca Puffs!" He reached for the box only to be interupped by Heero practically karate chopping his hand away. "Hey, fine be that way." Trowa too poured himself a bowl of Lucky Charms. Quatre came down stairs and sat at the table. "Oh, I'm not trying that again." He got up and went to make some pancakes and coffee. Wu Fei came down too, but said that cereal was for weaklings and grabbed a cup of coffee as he sat dow with them to read the newspaper. Lastly, Duo came down the stairs. He slid on the railing and landed with a thud. "The Great Destroyer has arrived!" He went and jumped into a seat and grabbed the box of Cocca Puffs before Heero could say anything. He happily poured a particually large bowl of them and used most of the milk too. Just as he lifted the spoon to his mouth, it was shot out of his hand. Everyone looked at the spoon, then Duo who ws in shock, and then to Heero, who was holding the gun in his hand, cold eyes staring Duo down. Duo smiled sheepishly. "Heh heh, sorry Heero." He pushed the bowl over to Heero, who pushed it back. "I'm not hungry anymore." He said as he got up and went to the bathroom, closing the door behind him. Soon afterwards, the shower could be heard. "Woah, talk about a hard night of training." Trowa said. "And I thought he was crazy when he did get enough sleep." Duo said shaking his head, dumping out the Cocca Puffs and getting a plate of pancakes. Everyone nodded in agreement.

Fin


Okay that was really short and not funny at all but I'm seriously bored and I have a whole mess of stories coming in slowly but surely so this is one that I happened to be thinking of today. Comments? Flames? Rum and Cocacola? Send them all to me (especially that rum and coca-cola.) to Tigerlilly96@aol.com.