"The Big Harry Potter Love--Um--Octagon?"
by *~Amethyst~*
First of all, Harry has Cho Chang
Obviously heels-over-head
She had a crush on Cedric, but
Will she love Harry, now he's dead?
And what's up with Hermione?
At first, she seemed to like Neville
But when he asked her to the ball
No, no--from Krum she gets a thrill
Of course, she gave Harry that kiss
Decidedly real strange to do
But then, when she went to the ball
With Viktor, what did Weasley do?
Was he simply indignant that
She went out with "the enemy"?
Or was his anger more than that?
Jealous that Hermi wasn't free?
But Ron and Fleur--there's something there
Undeniable chemistry
Of course, to great Harry Potter
Fleur seems to be attached, you see
So what's with all this romance stuff?
Everything is in disarray
I sure hope that in the fifth book
We get some answers, right away!
AN: I know that some of the lines didn't quite seem to fit, but they all have the right number of syllables. You just have to make the words sound a bit weird. Anyway, it's the thoughts in this poem that are important. I was very confused by all the love stuff in "Goblet of Fire," so I wrote this to try to sort it all out, but it didn't exactly make anything clearer to me. And as for the "heels-over-head" thing, I claim poetic license.