Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Yu Yu Hakusho which really sucks. I do own many pieces of fuzz. All over my floor, are my fuzz pieces to my fuzz collection.
This story has just the yamis in it but, I'll have Ryou in later and any requests. Now the story!
Note:This story is based on similar events that happened when I was bored at school.
Insane Yamis, Evil Objects, and Scary People
Chapter 1: Attack of the Telephone
Emma: I'm bored.
YBaJ: Me, too.
It was in middle of the afternoon in YBaJ's room. YBaJ, Bakura, Marik, Kristen, Emma, and Courtney had been in there all day staring at the cracks in the floorboards.
Emma: I'm bored.
YBaJ: Me, too.
Kristen: You two already said that at the begining of the chapter!
Emma&YBaJ: together Oh yeah!
Courtney: Baka. -
Marik: Hey! That's my line!
Kristen: Ha! And your personality!
Marik: glares
Telephone: RING! RING!
Marik: What's that? freaked out
Telephone: ringing
Courtney: Uh, the telephone.
Bakura: What's a telephone?
Marik: It sounds like a disease.
All: back away from Marik
Marik: What?
Kristen: Well, it seems that I'm the only sane one here...
Bakura: What do you mean sane? You'r twin is an evil psychopath.
Kristen: Marik is NOT my twin!
YBaJ: So you say.
Kristen: glares evily at YBaJ You and Pat made that up! We don't even look alike!
YBaJ: to herself So you think.
Telephone: still ringing
Emma: Uh...I'll answer it. goes to get phone, but the answering machine picks up
Answering Machine: YBaJ? Hello...? Anyone? Come on, someone pick the baka phone up!
Courtney: It's Yami!
Marik: AHHH! OO The Pharaoh is in the box! He plans to rule the world from within! starts smashing the answering machine with Millennium Rod
Answering Machine: sparking Some...one...ans...wer...phone...there's a loud "BANG" as the answering machine explodes
YBaJ:Wwwwwooooooooowwwwww! is amazed
Bakura: Now look what you did!
Marik: At least it quit talking.
Bakura: Only because you smashed it and it exploded. I wouldn't be able to talk either if I exploded. -
YBaJ: See, Bakura isn't evil.
Kristen: What ever you say.
Emma: Scary! O.O
YBaJ: You people are werid.
Doorbell: Ding-Dong! Ding-Dong!
Marik: AHHHH! Now somethings ding-donging! Can this be the end of the world?
Courtney: Oh, jeez, it's a doorbell.
Marik: Too...many...NOISES!
Emma: Hopefully the door won't be destoryed like the answering machine.goes to door, opens it Yami?
Yami: I figured since the answering machine quit working Marik was responsible, so I decided to come over.
Courtney: Uh-oh. TAKE COVER! runs behind couch
Marik: looks in doorway eyes narrow
Yami: eyes widen
Marik: King of Munchkins must die! attacks Yami
Bakura: Wow! Mariks' right for once.attacks Yami with Marik
Kristen: That has to be the first time I've seen those two working together nicely.
Bakura&Marik: stop attacking Yami, look at Kristen
Kristen: What are you two looking at?
Bakura&Marik: begin attacking Kristen
YBaJ: You go Bakura!
Emma: You do know they're attacking Kristen right?
YBaJ: Hey, this is me we're talking about, I haven't gotta clue!
Bakura: Well, that takes care of that.
Kristen: tied up
Courtney: looks around couch At least you know how Hiei feels now!
Yami: survived begining attacked the first time Hu?
Courtney: comes out She tied Hiei up and locked him in her closet.
In Kristen's room somewhere in the galaxy
Hiei: Hey! Let me out! kicking closet door ..someone...HELP ME!
Now returning to Earth
Kristen: Oh yeah! I wondered what was makeing that noise.
Courtney: Don't forget Touya. Is he still locked in the freezer?
Kristen: Of course. And Kwabara is still folded up in the drawer.
Courtney: sniff Poor Touya.
Marik: What about me! I was locked in the basement!
Bakura: Oh you poor thing.
Marik: Don't make me hurt you.
Yami: Ooohhhh...threatening.
Emma: How'd we start talking about this?
Kristen: HELLO! still tied up
YBaJ: Hello? Jello! Mellow yellow! MARSHMELLOWS!
Emma: Man is she werid.
Courtney: Tell me about it.
YBaJ: glares
Emma&Courtney: Just kidding!
Courtney: This is going to be one long and scary story people.
YBaJ: Hey, we're acting, no talking to the readers!
Kristen: Oi.
That was the end of chapter 1! I think it was a little short but, I expect to have at least 10 chapters to add Ryou, the YYH gang, our other friend Chelsea, and anyone else I or you decide to add.