Chapter 1 – Girlfriend (Hey Hey You You)
Hi. My name is Scarlett Death Suicide Toilet. I used to be named Charlotte York, but as it turns out, I was abducted by aliens and then unabdicated to the wrong family so ACTUALLY my name was Scarlett. I have long red-black hair and green eyes, kind of like Tarja (AN: if u don't know who dat is GET THE FOOOOK OOT preppy n000bz). I am a goff (in case u couldn't tell) and I usually dress in all black. Like today I was wearing a black leather corset with some lace stuff all over with red fishnets and some white foundation and red lipstick and black eyeliner and a black MCR jacket. I love Hot Topic and get all my clothes from there. I also have a king charles cavalier Spaniel. I died (geddit coz im goff!111) her black. I get all of her clothes at hot topic also.
So on the day I got the news about my alien abduction, I was not expecting it at all. I got out of my coffin and started to brush my long black hair homicidally. Then the doorbell rang like the one in the Addams Family. I went to the door and it was my friend Python Bradshaw. She took one look at me and said,
"You look so kawai, slut"
"Thanks, hobag" I said crustily.
"Hey, there's an Evanescence contort tonight…"
"Yeah ,so?"
"So wanna go with me?"
"OK!11111"
Then she put her thingy in my you-know-what and we DID IT. I was just about to have an organism, I looked out my window.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHER FUCKERS" I screeched. It was STEVE AND AIDEN. Steve had a video camera and Aiden was choking himself.
"Kzch…kzch" said Aiden.
"Hey it's no mi falt!111" yelled Steve. "Some black guys shot at us and told us to give you this note!111" He throw a curdled up ball of paper at me. Then they flew away.
I opened up the note:
Scalet. Meat me at the Evinescence concert tonite. I know what u look like. I haf some importent information for u
-Anonimuss
"omigad," said Python. "Good thing we are going to dat tonight."
"Ya," I said hungrily.
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