Drunken Sex

A Constantine Fic.

"I need a drink!" John said as he sludged towards the bar, he grabbed a bottle and a glass and collapsed onto the couch. Sludged, because he was covered head to toe in mud, Zed too.

"Maybe we should shower first..." She said, before realizing how it sounded, John just grinned.

"Sorry love, my showers not big enough for us both." He winked, she just rolled her eyes and grabbed a glass of her own.

"Good to know. I'll tell the next bimbo you take up there." She smiled and sat down beside him, she stole the bottle and poured herself a drink.

"Touche love, touche. Are you sure that's a good idea?" He asked as she took a drink.

"After almost drowning in mud and blood, I need a drink... or two." She siged and finished her drink, he shrugged and poured her another.

"Who knew it was going to be a sludge demon... when I see Manny, I'm gonna..." He took a swig off his drink.

"Me too..." She swallowed hers.

After an hour of silence the bottle was pretty much gone, and they were both a bit inebriated, okay they were trashed.

"I know I should have asked sooner, but, are you okay? With the whole tumor thingy?" John asked as he sloshed his drink everywhere.

"I was terrified, but... if it gives me my visions or not, it's there for a reason. So, I'm not taking it out. Anyways, what if I lost my visions... I'd no longer be useful to you... and you'd have no reason to keep me around." She said, voicing the one thought she'd been secretly thinking for a while now.

"Don't worry love, I'd never get rid of you... you're very special to me. And I never get attached to people. But, I'm pretty attached to you..." He smiled and put some hair behind her ear, and brushed her cheek as he pulled back.

"Yeah?" She asked, She was grinning from ear to ear.

"Yeah..." This time he leaned in and placed a sloppy kiss on her lips.

"I wouldn't lie to a sexy chica like you..." He winked and finished his drink, and set his cup down.

"Better not, or I'd have to do naughty things with you or too you... one of the two..." She shook her head, it was fuzzy and blurred, and she was pretty sure John had just kissed her.

"Did you just kiss me?" She smiled, he nodded and kissed her again.

She set her drink down on the table, so she didn't drop it, or spill it. She almost did that before he kissed her, drunk and all.

"Are you mad at me for kissing you?" He asked as he looked at her.

"Hell no!" She leaned forward and kissed him, he didn't object and yanked her to him, as he kissed her back.

"I do believe you are drunk, John." She moaned as he kissed down her neck, while rubbing her side.

"Yeah, and?" He mumbled as he continued to kiss her neck.

"Just... pointing it out. You're going to regret this tomorrow..." I gasped as he slide his down to rub my behind.

"Zed, shut up, you're killing the mood." He kissed her again, to shut her up. She talked too much.

She didn't argue with him, she just kissed him back, she also didn't argue when he lay her down on the couch. His hands roaming all over her body. Everytime he touched her bare skin, a gasp escaped her mouth and goose bumps appeared. She didn't even realize how badly she wanted him until now. And boy did she ever want him, and from the feel of his body, he wanted her too, maybe just as bad.

He kissed slowly down her neck as he reached his hand up her shirt to grab her breast and carress it, it elicited a moan from her. He couldn't help but grin at that. He hadn't begun to pleasure her, he was well versed in pleasuring a woman.

She moaned his name as he kissed her neck and played with her breasts.

"What, you want me to stop?" He smiled into her neck, she gasped and moaned in response. "Guess that's a no!" He chuckled and slid his hands down her stomach to her pants. He'd dreamt about getting into her pants since he met her, but he didn't want her to be just nother conquest, he wanted it to mean something. That thought scared him enough to never try, until now. He wasn't exactly drunk, just tipsy enough to not give a fuck. Also, if he had to he could use the alcohol as an excuse.

He undid her pants and slid them down over her butt, to her ankles, before he lowered himself back onto her. She let out a gasp when she felt his crotch touch her underwear. She could feel him through them, and it only made her wilder.

"You like that feeling huh?" He smiled at her, as he rubbed their two crotches together, the lust in her eyes was enough to make him explode right then and there. Who knew she wanted to screw him as badly as he wanted to screw her, well, now he did and he was going to take advantage of it, and give her the screwing of her life.

"Oh yes..." She gasped and moaned, she spread her legs so he had better access, he didn't hesitate before placing himself between her legs and rubbing her up and down, just to see the lust in her eyes and noises she was making. Again he almost lost it.

"Keep that up and I won't make it to the finale." He chuckled and kissed her as he pulled off her shirt, she was braless, he liked.

"You're the one tormenting me!' She smiled at him, asshe ook off his shirt and ties, then started on his pants. She wanted to touch him so badly, never had she wanted something or someone this bad, it almost hurt.

"Damn right!" He pulled his pants off, leaving only their underwear seperating them from pure bliss.

He went back to kissing her neck and playing with her breasts, she reached a hand down his underwear and grabbed ahold of him and started a good rubbing pace.

"Oh... Zed!" He moaned with every rub, she just smiled evilly. Until he took a hand from her breast and slid it down her underwear and rammed his finger up inside of her. She let out a little scream and paused in her rub.

"Like that do you, feels good having my finger inside of you? Wait until I'm completely inside of you, you are going to go hoarse from screaming!" He moaned as she continued her rub, he countered by thrusting his finger in and out of her at high speeds. He could feel her body tense from it, and the noises she made were almost as good.

"Ooo... yeah, rub it, rub it good! While I ram my finger inside of you until you scream!" He smiled wickedly as his thumb rubs the skin above where he's fingering her and rubs it for added effect. He slips his thumb down between flaps and rubs it slowly and carefully. He feels her body tense from it, and he knows he's found a good spot. So, he times his rub with his thrusts for extra umph.

"Do you like that huh? Are you going to scream for me? Scream for me, I need to hear you scream for me..." He rubs the spot while he thrusts his fingers in and out continously, harder and faster. He could feel her body tense, she was about to reach her limit and explode.

Zed could feel the thrusts and rub, oh my god the rub, it felt so amazing, she just wanted to scream from it alone. It felt so amazing, he was thrusting his finger inside of her as hard as he could, and the rub of that spot, that was her new favorite spot. But, it was all too much for her to take, she could feel her body tense as it was ready to reach it's peak, this was it, she couldn't hold on any longer. Just one more push and she was going to explode, and damn was it going to feel amazing.

Her back arched and her head flew back as a scream was ripped from her lips as she overflowed with pleasure. It was such a powerful orgasm, that her entire body was rocked with violent spasms. She wasn't sure it would ever end, then it finally ended and she collapsed back onto the couch, exhausted and out of breathe.

"Now that, was amazing!" John chuckled and kissed her, as he let her relax from her ordeal, before the torture continued.

"I'd say, I think I pulled something..." She giggled and kissed him, he slowly slid her underwear down, then his. Before he spread her legs and placed himself between her legs and started to rub himself against her.

It felt so amazing, having him pressed against her like that. He'd wanted to know how this felt for months now. There were times he wanted to just strip her naked and screw her until she screamed mercy, but he couldn't do it, until now.

"Oh my gosh, yes, oh my gosh, yes!" She cried out as he pushed himself between her flaps, then pushed himself up and down to make sure he hit the right spot, and from the sounds of her, he was.

"You feel so amazing... I can't wait to know how you feel inside of me..." She moaned as he rubbed her harder and faster.

"It'll be like nothing you have ever felt..." He moaned into her ear, she shivered in anticipation.

"Do it, do it, I can't hold on much longer, I need you, oh my gosh, do I need you!" She moved as her hicps bucked to entice him in.

"As my lady wishes..." He smiled and positioned himself just outside of her hole, he looked up at her face. It was full of lust, passion and maybe some affection or... love, he wasn't sure. But, all he knew was he needed to be inside of her, right... now!

"Ready?" He smiled, she moaned in response. He smiled one last time, before he rammed himself inside of her.

The scream she let out was enough to make him juice right then and there, but he held on.

"It gets better..." He kissed her as he started a steady rhythm of thrusting in and out of her. With every thrust she would give off a half scream, half groan.

She made him flip onto his back, so she was on top, she sat up and started to rock with him inside of her. He groaned and reached up and cubbed her breasts in his hands as he caressed them.

"Oh yeah, so have done this weeks ago, heck months!" He moaned as he laid her back on the couch and sat up. It was his turn to thrust in her while she wrapped her legs around him and screamed.

"You feel so freaking amazing!" He moaned as he thrust in and out, he was almost ready to bust, she felt so amazing he couldn't take it any longer. With one last mighty thrust he explode inside of her and groaned, he shook all over as he exloded inside of her. He rubbed her spot to make her orgasm, as he didn't want to do it alone. Wasn't long before her body tensed under him and she gasped and moaned.

He collapsed beside her as she unwrapped her legs from him, they were both panting and exhausted. John covered them with a blanket before they passed out.

She woke up first, she didn't have a nasty hangover she thought she would. But, John was still beside her, naked and asleep. she smiled and caressed his cheek, he moaned and opened his eyes.

"Hey..." He said sleepily.

"You do know what we did last night, right?" She asked hesitantly.

"It's called sex Zed." He chuckled and got up and dressed.

"And how do you feel about that?" She asked even more hesitantly.

"I feel great. Oh, about the sex, with you? Hm... let me see." He stood there for a second, then he smiled at her. "How do you think I feel?"

She got up and walked over to him naked, she saw the smile on his face as he checked out fully.

"I don't know, you tell me?" She asked him, seriously. He just sighed and slid his hand between her legs and shoved his finger inside of her while he kissed her. He worked his finger up and down as he kissed her. He heard her moan as her body tensed.

"Better?" He asked, as he continued to finger her.

She just nodded and moaned, unable to speak.

THE END!