Groceries
Disclaimer – I do not own Fairy Tail
Summary: Gray should never go shopping with Natsu.
Groceries (Rated T)
"Ow!" Natsu yelped. The shopping cart he'd been pushing was now capturing all the falling apples from the fruit stand.
Spinning on his heels, he rubbed the back of his throbbing head and glared mercilessly at his boyfriend, who was brandishing a coconut.
"What the hell? Did you just hit me with a coconut?" Natsu screeched.
"Yes," Gray answered matter-of-factly.
"Why?"
"Because I've always wanted to hit you in the head with a coconut."
Natsu hardened his gaze.
"Ow! What the hell, Natsu?" screeched Gray, who was now rubbing his tender head.
"What? I've always wanted to hit you in the head with a pineapple," Natsu replied innocently.
"Hit me in the head? You threw it at me!"
"Pfft. Semantics."
"No! Not semantics! That's not even what that word means—oh, forget it. See if I go grocery shopping with you again," the ice mage muttered.
"Oh, you will."
"Do you want to bet on that?"
"As much as you like to have sex? You bet I do."
"…We need milk, right?"
End