Well, last night I was running through my notebook from a few months ago or something. I think I wrote this right after food of the giants ,I'm not sure .
ME: hello people of earth! Your awesome host is here today with Mr. Solomon "doc" Saturday, his lovely wife, Mrs. Drew Saturday, and-um… what's that? Cancelled? To host weird world? -well, folks, we were going to have the Mr. V.V. Argost on today, but he cancelled it for selfish reasons. Any who, come on out Saturdays!
Doc: um.. Hello world?
Drew:* waves*
ME: so, how long have you two been married?
Drew: about thirteen-*gets cut off by Zak*
Zak: where's Argost?!
Me: he got canceled, kid. Now, scram before I get security!
Drew: Zak! I told you to stay in the airship!
Me: you know him?
Doc: he's our son.
Drew: who's grounded.
Zak :aw, cra-a-ud. Hehe, I wasn't gonna say the other word!
Me: live television. Um… let's go to commercials!
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Me: we're back! now, for the ACTUAL interview, then ,the challenges! first one is for Zak, sent in from: Zak's lover! Are you ready?
Zak: I have fans…love you to ,Zak's lover!
(at wadi's house)
Wadi: he loves me!
(back to the show)
Me: Zak, why is your hair double colored?
Zak: I don't know. Maybe cause my mom has white hair and my dad has black.
Me: onto the challenge!
Zak: challenge?!
Doc: the letter specifically said there would be a challenge.
Drew: and if you appeared on the show, you will be asked to complete a challenge.
Me: is that normal?
Zak: yup. It freaks me out too.
Me: zak, your challenge is to… *thinks* got it! Dress up in a grass skirt and coconut bra ,and sing-drew, what's your favorite song?
Drew: *anime sweat drop* fly to your heart, from tinkerbell.
Me: yeah, sing that… oh! While juggling…five rocks!
Zak: what?!
Me: it's in the paper.* holds out paper*
Zak: but I-I-can't juggle!
Me: *hands him five rocks* now you can. Go get dressed. Chuck will show you to the dressing rooms.
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*zak comes back out*
Me: LOL! Okay, but wait.* pulls out a video camera* this is going on you tube!
Zak: humph.
Me: Darien ,music!
*zak sings and juggles!!!!*
Zak: *falls over* ouch! My butt hurts.
Me: okay, zak, take a seat, that's not on your seat.
*audience laughs*
Drew: your jokes are cheesy.
Me: yeah, well, now it's your turn.
Drew: okay, shoot.
Me: hmm, I'll think about it. This question is from: drew come back to me.
Drew's mind: dammit!
Me: drew, the question is- why did you ever break up with leonidas van rook? Hmm, interesting question. Why did you break up with my step-father?
Drew: your step-father? You don't look evil. Or ,Russian.
Me: just answer the question!
Drew: well, uh… HE KISSES LIKE A DOG!!!!!
Me: well, that was…whateva, onto the challenge! *thinks( she likes weird stuff!)* GOT IT!!! Eat a triple steak-burger!!
Drew: what? No way am I-
Me: *holds out paper* chuck, steak-burger!
*steak-burger appears*
Drew: (eats it all) that wasn't so bad.
Me: that was not very lady like. Doc, it's your turn.
Doc: shoot.
Me: this is MY question, cause I have to know this, cause doc and drew are like the best TV couple, ever!
Doc, did you steal drew from van rook?
Doc: nope.
Me: I knew it! Wait, I was never supposed to say that. Anyways, doc, since I think your hotter that Doyle, I already thought up your challenge is to… dress up in a sari, and dance to the song " Zara Zara touch me", with the mystery girl!!!!1
Doc: but…I can't dance Indian style!! I'm married!
Me: So. And I never said you had to, but know that you said that, - CHUCK! CAN YOU HIRE AARON?!!
Chuck: sure.
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Me: okay, Aaron, go teach doc how to dance, while we go to break.
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Me: and we're back! Doc!
Doc: do I have to?
Me: *holds out the paper.*
Doc: *walks out*
Me: drew, I wouldn't blame you If you two got divorced.
Zak: I'm gonna be a child of divorce!?
Me: I was joking. And now, for the mystery girl. Come on out!
*Abby walks out*
Doc and Zak: Abby?!
Drew: you hired Abby?!
Me: yup! Ever since she went evil, I only wanted revenge.
Drew: okay, I forgive you. She's a bitch.
Me: exactly. DARIEN, MUSIC!
Darien: you got it!
Me: zak, leave.
Zak: but I-
Me: GO BACK STAGE! IT'S GONNA GET UGLY!
Zak: okay.
* music starts, and they start dancing*
Drew: they dance good together.
Me: don't talk like that!
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Me: zak, you can come back now.
*zak enters*
Me: well, join us next week! We'll be interviewing Mr. V.V. Argost, Doyle Blackwell, and Abby will also be here again! And viewers, don't forget to send in questions!