pure parody. no offense to S.M. i love the twilight series =]
e= Edward b= Bella
b- hi I'm new. don't look at me.
e- I'm Edward I'm dangerous. touch me. no don't i love you. stay away.
b- ok ooh your cold. i love you. are you a spider?
e- that's not creative.
b- I'm not creative
e- i might hurt you stay away
b-vampire
e- ok
b- why do you like me I'm boring
e- nuhh uhh
b- uhhh huuh
e- wanna met my family
b- will they eat me
e- jasper might
b- ok hes sexy
e- i thought i was sexy
b- so is he
e- I'm sad
b- be happy
e- ok
b- batman!
e- I'm batman
b- your Edward man
e- i wanna be batman
b- what music to you like
e- i HATE barbie girl
b-I'm a Barbe girl in a barbie world life's fantastic I'm made of plastic
e- you not made of plastic your made of glass
b- am not
e- ok your paper
b- ok i guess
e- ok
b- ya
e- i don't love you any more
b-= oh no. I'm a zombie.
e- be ok
b- no ill jump of this cliff!
e- no shes dead I'm going to make the volturi eat me
b- oh no I'm alive
e- oh no your dead too
b- no I'm alive and your a vampire
e- oh i still love you
b- ok me too
e- ya
b- Victoria's gonna eat me!!!!!
e- no ill eat her "
b- don't leave me
e- ok
b- Jacobs my space heater
e- no
b- don't die
e- ok i didn't
b-ya!
e- marry me
b- sleep with me
e- i cant ever SLEEP with you
b- very mature
e- ok i will
b- no don't
e-ok
b- ill marry you
a\n i was bored ok? review it.