OMG! ITS A CO-WRITTEN FANFIC! YAAAAAAAY!
This was written by Luna Saleena Prime and myself.
www . fanfiction . net / ~lunasaleenaprime
It will be posted on her page as well. WE were brainstorming one day and we thought "IRONHIDE HATES COWS!"...the below is what happened...
Oh...and "Human" is based of my sister... cuz she would do this...no joke...
ENJOY!
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A sunny day in Washington's countryside...Well...as close to a countryside as you can get.
Warm breezes, blue skies, russeling grasses and...BOOM!
OH, LOOK! It's Ironhide! Say hi Ironhide!
Ironhide: *grunt*
Aw! Don't be like that. There's people here that want to say hi to you!
Ironhide: No.
Why not?
Ironhide: Because I'm busy...Thats why.
Oooh! Whacha doooooin?
Ironhide: What does it look like, human?
Well...(looks past Ironhide)...I see cows...
Ironhide:...annoying vermin...
WHAT? Cows are awesome!
Ironhide: 'Cows' are annoying vermin...the smells, the noises...the smells...
You already said smells, Ironhide....
Ironhide: I know that!
Well...then why did you say it again?
Ironhide: Because I can, human! Quit being a pest or I'll use the cannons on you...
….Meep...
***1 hour later***
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! **running away**
Ironhide: Get your squishy aft back here, human!
NEVER!. **starts zig-zagging**
Well...*pant pant* I suppose this would be a good time to give you the hoe-down about what's gonna happen when you click the "next chapter" button
Ironhide: **shoots plasma blast* HOLD STILL, YOU ANNOYING PEST!
NO! **jumps away from burning hole** Anywho, while I'm running for my life, two currently-not-so-awesome writers called Luna Saleena Prime and Mystica Prime are writing this little fanfic just for you! **pant pant** It will consist of all their OC's and just random funny stuff! WOAH! **runs around the Autobot base corner**
Ironhide: Get back here! I'll get Ratchet after you if you don't hold still!
HA! At least Ratchet is a doctor! He can cure whatever diseases you give me! I can't die, doofus!
Ironhide: HOLD STILL, SQUISHY!
NEVVVVVAAAAAAAAR! Anywho, these OC's are from different fandoms like the Newest Transformers era (also called Bay-formers), Transformers Animated, and IronMan! **jumps another pothole**
PLEASE ENJOY THE STORY! Like...CLICK the button, now! PLEEEEEEEASE!
_ BAHAHAHAHA! I hope you enjoyed this! There's more to come!
Unfortunatly...Comedy isnt normally my gig...or Luna's...So We are now asking you for you help!
Please comment with a next chapter idea. Please include 2 or 3 of the following OCs and a suggestion for a future chapter. You will get a mention for suggesting!
My OCs
Mystica Prime
Miranda Alexis Witwicky
Reianna Faith Stark
Amberstar
Lucas Flormann(Destiny Unknown...Miranda's boyfriend)
Micheal Stane(Legacy Left Behind...Reianna's boyfriend)
Luna's OCs
Luna Prime
Artemis Prime
Amethyst
Alexander (friend of Luna...stereotype)
THANKS! GOD BLESS!
Mystica Prime and Luna Saleena Prime