Hey there! Here's part 2! Hope you like it! Oh, I forgot to put in one of those stupid disclaimers last time. Oh well! It's not like anyone is going to sue me… right, RIGHT?! Jeez, I better watch it from now on. Well, enjoy! Oh, and thank you for the wonderful reviews, you don't know how nice it is to hear from you. Oh, and thank you especially to Aphrodite for being honest!
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Teach me how to Love: Part 2
Today Relena had a class with Quatre and Wufei. They all sat together while the teacher lectured. At the end of class they all left together. Since it was all of their only classes, they decided to have lunch together. As soon as they approached the table where Trowa, Duo and Heero were sitting, a familiar voice called out.
"Hey Lena, Quatre, Wu-man!" Wufei looked ready to kill.
"Lena! We're all going to that Military academy on the other side of town. Wanna come?"
"Do I ever!"
"Well then, come on!" They all walked together out of the parking lot.
"Hey Lena! Do you have a car?" Duo asked once they reached the lot.
"Yeah, it's the silver one over there." Duo gaped when he got closer.
"Whoa, Mercedes Classic 430 cabriolet convertible…"
"Um, yeah I guess."
"All we have are motor bikes."
"Oh, well you guys could put your bikes in the trunk and I'll drive if you want." They all looked at each other before grabbing their bikes and shoving them in the trunk of Relena's car. (I know, I know, how can they get all of their bikes into the trunk of a car? Well, I don't know, but they do. You'll see why.)
"I call shotgun!" Duo yelled, but he soon regretted it.
Relena sped down the empty roadway at 100 mph with five very scared looking companions. Every one was clinging on to anything they could reach. Duo was clutching his knees. Heero was sitting calmly behind Relena with his eyes closed and his arms folded over his chest. Trowa, Quatre and Wufei were all clinging on to each other for dear life. Relena was smiling hugely while pressing her foot to the floor. Trowa broke the silence that had erupted due to fright.
"Relena, are you sure you know where you're going?!" he yelled over the wind.
"You could say that!" she yelled back. Fifteen minutes later five very sick looking companions tumbled out of Relena's car. Relena's huge grin faded when she saw her friends.
"What?" she asked politely. They all just stared at her. Duo ran off to find a restroom. "Anyway, are we going to test those new suits or what?" Everyone nodded and they headed off towards the hangar.
Relena hopped into a suit first.
"Um, Relena, aren't you forgetting something?" Trowa asked as Relena was about to close the hatch but abruptly stopped.
"What?" she asked, a little annoyed.
"Are you sure you're supposed to go flying in that?"
"Huh?" she looked down at her clothes. "Oh yeah, I almost forgot." She jumped to the ground and headed for the locker rooms.
"Um, Relena? What are you going to do about a flight suit?" Quatre asked politely.
"Oh, I have my own." Everyone looked at her quizzically. "I seem to get a lot of those looks lately…"
"Relena! Is that you?!" A girl's voice was heard from behind Relena. She turned to face the noise.
"Hilde?"
"Relena! It's you!"
"Hilde!" The two girls ran up to each other.
"What are you doing back here? I thought you left!"
"I met some new people who like piloting." She gestured to the five men who were staring strangely at the two. "Oh my gosh! I'm sorry. Um, Hilde this is Quatre, Trowa, Wufei, Duo and Heero." All the guys kind of waved at Hilde. Duo, however was gaping at her in the skintight silvery body suit she was wearing. Hilde blushed when she saw him.
"Hey Hilde, where are the others?"
"They're already at the beach. Hey! Why don't you and your friends come and join us for lunch?" Relena looked at them, lingered on Heero, and then looked at Duo, who was still staring at Hilde.
"Well, I think Duo says yes…" This brought him out of his trance. "What do you think guys?"
Duo answered for all of them, "Yes!"
"Alright then. Well, I have to go change. I suggest you do the same. Hilde? We need to talk." And with that she went the rest of the way into the locker room.
"Well, you won't be single much longer…"
"What do you mean by that?"
"I mean Duo! He was all over you."
"Yeah, well I wasn't the only one being looked over…"
"What?"
"Gosh, didn't you notice?"
"Notice what?"
"Heero for goodness sake!"
"Haha, funny. That's nothing to joke about!"
"I am not kidding!"
"Okay, I admit it. Heero is the one of the greatest guy I ever met. There's just something so mysterious about him that makes we have to learn more about him. From the first time I met him he caught my attention. But since the first time we met, he hasn't talked to me. I guess he lost interest, or wasn't even interested."
"Well, I guess we'll have to leave you two alone for a while…"
"Judging be how Duo was looking at you, you won't be around us for long." Hilde turned crimson. Relena smiled, "Okay, I'm ready. I thought I'd never be able to wear this again." The flight suit made her look like she was born with a silvery colored skin. All she was able to wear under it was a bathing suit. She just hoped it would catch a certain pilot's attention.
Heero's attire was a little different. His body suit was a little baggier, and he could wear normal underneath it. All of the pilots were out of the locker rooms first, with Heero and Duo in the lead. What they saw when the girls astounded them. The mist from the hot showers served as a background and it looked as if they were emerging from heaven. Heero and Duo stared wide-eyed with their mouths slightly open.
Heero's POV
There she was, an angel. Obviously she thought something was amusing, because she was laughing. Laughter. I could listen to her laughter until the clouds fell from the sky. Her hair fell over her shoulders like spun gold. She was beauty herself. He knew he was way past impressed, he truly liked this girl. His thoughts were broken once again by an abrupt elbow from Quatre.
"Um, Duo, you're drooling." Relena said giggling. "Anyway, I've been dying to try out these new Aquarius. They're supposed to be much better than the prototype."
"Um, Relena, how do you know about these new suits?" Quatre asked. Hilde looked as if he had just asked why the earth was round.
"What do you mean? Of course she would know about these!"
"Hilde…"
"Gosh, she was the top student here! She hadn't been here half as long as most the students here, but she could out-battle any of them! She was the one who piloted the prototype! The only reason she left was because she mastered everything here! She was teaching the professors!" Hilde finally stopped, she was out of breath. Relena was suddenly overly interested in her feet and was a deep brick red in the face. Five pairs of eyes watched her, astounded. Hilde crossed her arms over her chest and leaned back, obviously proud that she was her best friend.
"You mean this was your old school?" Quatre asked.
"Um, yeah, I guess."
"How come you never told us?!"
"You never asked…I guess." The five pairs of eyes were still watching her intently. "Um…" Relena stuttered, "So, are we going to go?" The ten eyes never wavered, and she decided she was getting tired of this constant amazement. "Well, you'd think I should be in a zoo by how your all looking at me!" Slowly, the eyes released their gaze and everyone climbed into the Aquarius'.
"Well, me and Hilde know the way, so fallow us, okay?"
"Sure think Lena…Hilde." Duo said, turning the slightest shade of pink. One be one they all closed the hatches on the Aquarius.
"Okay, lets go!" Relena yelled as they took off into the horizon. After the had been flying for a while, Relena connected to Hilde.
"Hey Hilde, wanna have a little fun with these guys?" A mischievously evil grin was across Relena's face.
"Hehehe... let's try operation surprise." Hilde suggested with the exact same grin. With that, the two girls sped off together, leaving five very confused pilots in the midst of a desert storm. (They were crossing a desert)
"Um, guys, where did the girls go?"
"I don't know, but we should find them fast, we can't see anything in this weather."
"I kinda like it out here…"
"Hey Quatre, where are those Maguanaks?"
"How should I know, I don't know where we are."
"Good point."
"Well, we can't just stay around here, the girls could be in trouble."
"Yeah right…"
"They could…"
"They're women of course they could be in trouble!"
"HEY!" two very angry men answered.
"Um, guys…"
"Not now Quatre, we need to teach Wu-man here a lesson." Wufei started banging his head on the control panel.
In the distance…
"Okay Hilde, make a distraction."
"Sure thing" she fired a missile over the heads of the pilots, causing all of them to look towards the distraction.
"Phase two, completed. Phase three, commencing." Suddenly all the faces of the other five appeared on the screen. Hilde was squealing with anticipation.
"Phase three, completed. Phase four, COMENCING!" With that they started showering their friends with bullets.
"What the…"
"OH MY GOD! WE'RE BEING ATTACKED!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" they all yelled together.
"Wait, STOP! Look at who it is!" Hilde and Relena's face appeared on all of their screens, laughing hysterically. The other five pilots looked angry and humiliated.
"You (pant) should (pant, laugh) seen your (pant) faces! (Burst of laughter)"
"That wasn't funny." An angry Heero told them, only causing more laughter from the two. After about five minutes of laughter from the girls and five minutes of angry humiliation from the guys, Relena and Hilde had enough breath to continue.
"Finally…" an exasperated Duo sighed as the seven sped off into the horizon.
Well, there's part two! Sorry I stopped, but my fingers are killing me! And I get to go to the beach! Well, it's probably going to be freezing there since it's in san Francisco, but oh well! Wait for the next part when the other guys meet Relena and Hilde's friends!