Well. I don't own Harry Potter. That's all JK Rowling. Unfortunately, it also means I don't own Snape, Ron or Draco either ... regrettably. However, I do own the words I wrote. They're down there. You might want to read them now =D
(And I know. I don't own "...Regrettably. However". They belong to Alan Rickman and the script writers for GOF. Grr. Anyhoo. Get reading then ;])*thoughts*
Snape:…And if I hear even a whisper, you'll all be in detention. For a week. Now get on with it. *I need a drink, god damn it.*
Harry: Obviously not Snape's good day today. *He needs a drink. And a comb.*
Ron: Are you joking? No day is Snape's good day-*hey! What the-*-
Draco: Potter! *Damn, my aim is bad*
Ron: What do you want, Malfoy? *Why is he throwing paper at my head. WTF.*
Draco: Potter! *sigh* Weasley, give him the paper. *ahem*. Please. *Ugh. You did not just say please to a- Oh, Holy Crap!* No, Weasley, you are not Potter. *don'treaditdon'treaditdon'treaditdon't-*
Harry: Malfoy, I don't have the time for this. Ron? Give it here. *sigh.* Ron! *Oh, for the love of all that's holy*-
Ron: Oi!
Harry: - Thank you.
Draco: *Bingo.* Go on. Open it up, Potter-
Harry: Fine, but I swear, if this is what you call a joke I'll – I'll … *Oh my…*
Draco: *Oh, yes.*
Ron: *Oh, what IS this!* Let's see… *Holy crap!* Harry? What-
Harry: Shut up, Ron… *Oh, my…*
Draco: Like what you see? …*shit, he's gone completely blank*
Harry: What's on the back… *Oh, MY…*
Ron: Harry? Harry!
Draco: Uh-oh. *Snape's looking. Oh well. Detention for them.*
Ron: HARRY!
Snape: *Oh, not again.* Detention time…
Draco: *Harry, put it away … QUICK … Give it to Weasley or something…*
Snape: What's going on here? *Note-passing. Which rule is that?*
Harry: Erm… *Gah…no, wait, SNAPE! Shit! Malfoy!*
Draco: *Don't look at me like that, Potter- oh! If looks could kill, I'd be burning in the hottest part of Hell..*
Snape: Give that to me. *pornpornpornpornpornpornPLEASE…or maybe a hair care leaflet. Nah. Pornpornpornporn…*
Ron: *…!*
Harry: *?...Gah…!*
Snape: Nothing to say, have we? Well then-
Ron/Harry: HEY!
Snape: - What's this? Oh-! … *Better than porn- WAIT! Is that-?!*
Draco: *Oh, crap.*
Snape: Could you please explain the purpose of this … note … Mr. Malfoy?
Draco: Erm…ahem…?
Snape: Well?
Harry: ...
Snape: ...
Ron: ...
Draco: …*Well, say it.* … I was horny.
Snape: !
Harry: !
Ron: !
Snape: Detention. You, for passing the …ahem… and you for … reading it. *With such an interested expression on your face.*
Draco: DETENTION!? *Shit…*
Harry: Detention… *Could be fun.*
FIN!
Yes, I know everyone is OOC. I didn't write it in the description because- actually, I think I was going to put it in but I just forgot. Still, I know that a Malfoy would NEVER have bad aim, Snape probably never drinks, the sod, Harry would not think about considering the note as a joke- he would already know what it is, and Ron is ginger. Bless him, nothing changes. Oh- and yup, they don't use paper, they use parchment. Got it. Not gonna change it though *teeeheeee* Byebyee PS- woah, that's one huge sentence up there. I was lost for a minute, and I wrote the thing! Jeez...byeseys then. ^-^ .
Chezzy Xx