au and mpreg, I don't know how to do babies, they just magically appear for me (as in plot eggs)
this egg idea was because of mushy lovely dovely fluffy family stuff that usually doesn't happen
it's like sweet sugary love goo shaped like an egg, so this thing happened
rated m for sweet lemonade later with shizaya and not izuo
how shizuo ended up pregnant, in plot sense someone(grossly coughs Shingen was stalking them) without anyone know in the shop that he wasn't an employee must have slipped a pill/something in their drinks at Latte's
so the vessel was going to be a male experiment for Nebula for reproducing children and Shizuo ended up bottom that night instead of Izaya(was aiming for)
mainly thoughts and time skips will be in bold (kappa comments)
at the shared house of shizuo and izaya (really izaya's apartment)
Shizuo Heiwajima was in a panic as he paced in circles around the room. "Shit shit shit shit shit shitshitshit.."
Izaya Orihara, his fiance, was off visiting his twin sisters, and intended on being gone until noon. Izaya wanted to tell them in person that he and Shizuo were planning on tying the knot, finally as the whole city thought.
Shizuo while in his panic he remembered the day he proposed to Izaya very clearly.
shizaya flashback to engagement day three years in their relationship
Shizuo had brought Izaya for a walk on the beach, where they were the only ones there, so other things happened there other than swimming and sun bathing.
They simply held hands and talked and laughed, and when they were back in the city.
When the sun was setting, Shizuo had suggested they grab a cup of coffee at their favorite little coffee shop nearby, Latte's. (so original it hurts)
They ordered one french vanilla and one black. Then Shizuo ordered along side it a slice of cake,while Izaya accompanied his drink with a scone.
As Izaya sat down and placed down his cup and pastry, Shizuo hid the ring case behind his back in anticipation.
Shizuo knelt down on one knee beside Izaya's chair with a wide smile, he grasped his boyfriend's hand and rubbed his thumb over the skin on the back of his hand.
"Izaya," Shizuo began. "All my life I never thought I could be as lucky as I am now, and happy at that, to have somebody like you in my life. You may be a pain in the ass at times, but I love you for that. I know that I want to be by your side for the rest of our lives." (you see this fluffy oocness that makes you fluffer)
Izaya blinked, and as he was about to ask Shizuo why he was on the floor, "Shizu-cha-" Shizuo pulled out the ring case.
Immediately, Izaya silenced and his eyes lit up at the ring case. Shizuo was actually going to do it. He couldn't believe his eyes. He wasn't the only one, all people from all around Ikebukuro who knew Shizuo and Izaya started to stare and wait for the big moment.
"Izaya Orihara," Shizuo went on, opening the ring case. Inside was a ring with silver band, with a small, ruby in the middle setting, and a smaller diamond on each side of it. "Will you marry me flea?"
Izaya felt his lip twitch into a wide smile and a blink to let his tears run down his cheeks he laughed, Izaya responded with, "Yes..." He wrapped his arms around Shizuo.
"Yes you idiot!" Shizuo lifted up his free hand and grasped Izaya's cheek, pulling the smaller man into a kiss.
Shizuo, at that moment, would not deny he was crying as well. Tears of joy, tears that knew he would be with the one he loved for the rest of his life. Not like he didn't already knew that though.
His love for Izaya was no joke. It was the one thing he was always very open about.
In the background you can hear silent 'aww's', 'you go Heiwajima' and 'finally' as for the Dollars board had their proposal moment all over with videos and photos of the two love bird.
time skip to the shizaya love shack house and after their snack at Latte's (experiment egg inside both in progress day 0, lifespan up to a month)
Later that night, back home at Izaya's apartment, Shizuo and Izaya dimmed down the lights, lit a few candles, and put on some music in their shared bedroom. (omg what am I doing I just made shizaya go really romance, where are the rose petals)
They had their arms around each others shoulders, they danced a slow dance around the room and smiled, staring one another in the eyes pressing their forehead together every singles and a while to get closer to each other.
When Two is Better than One came around, what they had playfully dubbed it as their song, they began to sing it to one another.
"I remember what you wore on the first day. You came into my life and I thought hey. You know, this could be something." Shizuo started off when the song came on, entwining their fingers together.
"I remember every look upon your face. The way you roll your eyes, the way you taste. You make it hard for breathing" Izaya responsed leaning his forehead with Shizuo's as they continued.
"Maybe it's true that I can't live without you. Maybe two is better than one. But there's so much time to figure out the rest of my life. And you've already got me coming undone. And I'm thinking two is better than one..." They sung together as they slowly moved around the room.
After singing a couple of verses, Shizuo whispered, "..Izaya?"
Izaya locked his eyes with Shizuo's again. "Yes Shizu-chan?"
"You said yes because you want to be mine, right?"
"That's right." Izaya responded.
"There's something I want to try with you..." Shizuo whispered.
"What's that?" Izaya whispered, nuzzling his nose against Shizuo's ear.
Shizuo, with a small blush across of his nose, leaned in and whispered right into Izaya's ear.
Izaya was silent for a moment after Shizuo spoke and Shizuo pulled away to look him in the face. Izaya locked their eyes again and gave off a small smirk.
Izaya gave a soft nod, he shoved Shizuo backwards onto the bed gently as they sunk into the mattress.
Shizuo was a bit taken aback by it, but when Izaya climbed over him and straddled his waist with his knees, he leaned over the blonde with that same mischevious smirk.
He placed each of his hands on either side of Shizuo's head, and sung along to the last part of the song.
Shizuo smiled warmly up at Izaya before he joined Izaya in the last lyrics before their lips met for a kiss.
"Maybe two is better than one..."
end of engagment night flashback and sex scene (will flashback back to it in later chapters)
Shizuo hadn't even realized how he'd stopped pacing and had closed his eyes, letting the warm, arousing feelings of the memory engulf him.
Suddenly very aware of how hot he felt, he snapped his eyes back open and lifted his hands up to play with one of his long bangs dangling at the side of his face to distract him.
Nervously, he bit his bottom lip as he began to pace again.
It was mere moments later when his phone went off. Trying to remain calm, he dismissed the alarm and turned his attention to the plastic tests on the sink counter.
Sighing, he kept his eyes closed as his heart went dokidoki.
"C'mon Shizuo you can do it, on the count to three. One.."
Nervously, he slowly counted to three before he leaned over the counter and opened his eyes.
Each little oval on the plastic tests, once as white as the plastic they were held behind, were blue. Blue as in positive with a plus sign.
Shizuo, with his eyes narrow, crossed his arms around his stomach as he felt another round of nausea setting in. "I can't believe it..."
He knew something had been wrong with his body the past three days.
He'd woken up with the urges to vomit in the middle of the night and would empty out his dinner.
He'd leave Izaya alone in their bed so as not to bother him or get him sick as well, and would venture downstairs.
That morning, while in the throughs of the worst nausea he'd had that week, it hit Shizuo like an oncoming train.
"I'm pregnant. Fuck this can't be happening.."
Ten out of ten, this definitely had to be the biggest problem. BANG!
"How the hell am I even going to explain this to Izaya.."
time skips are fun c:
Shizuo fell into a light snooze. He laid across the length of the couch, his left arm draped almost carefully across his stomach and his other hand rested up next to his face.
Izaya came in through the front door and called out, "Shizu-chan, I'm home!" around quarter to one.
In a half-asleep daze, Shizuo awoke and slipped his eyes open. He stretched his back against the couch and sat up as Izaya appeared before him.
"Sorry I'm so late," Izaya said as he immediately went over to Shizuo and leaned down to cup his face in his hands. "The girls and I got a little chatty over tea..." (very overly chatty)
Izaya smiled and planted a soft kiss onto Shizuo's lips. "They loved the ring you picked out."
He pulled away from Shizuo's face a bit and laid his hand on Shizuo's forehead. "How are you feeling now? Any better?"
"Well, actually Izaya..." Shizuo started off.
"Did you throw up again?" Izaya asked, unable to hold back doting over his fiance when he's sick.
"Not since ten, but-" Shizuo was interrupted again.
"That should be a good sign, I guess." Izaya said. "Hopefully you've got it mostly out of your system."
"Izaya, I'm not sick." Shizuo concluded to him.
Izaya stayed silent for a moment. His eyebrows went up, his eyes narrowed in worry, he asked, "What is it then.."
Shizuo, with a sigh, hung his head and took Izaya's hands into his. "Izaya, sit down..."
Izaya sat at Shizuo's left side and kept looking at his face, unable to speak.
He didn't understand what was going on, and he definitely felt a bit shocked.
Shizuo stared down at his knees, in which he held Izaya's hands, refusing to let them go. "You.. remember that night we got engaged, right?"
"Shizu-chan, I told you that there's no need to feel embarrassed over that-"
"I'm not embarrassed." Shizuo said firmly. "Something... happened that night."
"... Well, no duh there..." Izaya said, furrowing his eyebrows in confusion.
"I don't mean in the sense of what we did. Something happened because of what we did." Shizuo responded.
Izaya, his eyes full of worry now, asked, "Shizu-chan, what's going on?"
Shizuo took a deep breath before telling him the news. "Izaya, I'm pregnant."
end of chapter one
tbc
da dadadadadada
DA
you get it, dada, you're going to be a daddy trash can izaya
yeah, what have i done
Shizuo was suppose to top in this relationship, it is shizaya, but izuo kicked its way in
so the word on tumblr is that there'll be a fluff shizaya month at some point
I'm in, they're still deciding the month, feel free to join in shizaya writers
let's not let izaya suffer for a month yeah?
trashcandaddy's got enough
feed me crackers (reviews)
bai kappalings drink your tea c: