I know I've been AWOL and MIA for who knows how long now and I sincerely apologize. But as you all know life sometimes gets in the way and to be honest for some of that time I had lost the inspiration to continue writing my other fanfics. Anyway, here's what was going to be a little one-shot to get myself back into my writing game but turned into more lol. Anyway, I decided to to use one of my addictions: Facebook.
Full Summary: Bella has always lusted over Edward Cullen, her best guy friend and brother to her best girlfriend. But what happens when she gets a mysterious call from a little boy and his mom saying that Edward is the father and the child and mother aren't willing to let him go? Will Bella let Edward fulfill the fatherly role the child and mother wish for him to fulfill or will she fight for him tooth and nail? Confusion, betrayal, love & drama ensue...
WARNING: Some drug use may be part of the plot in the future. Hint: don't think 70's/80s rock band kind of drug use. But there will be some. So if you frown upon that, don't read it or skip it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.
Tuesday, mid-afternoon...
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To Do List for Today: 1) Kill best friends. 2) Run away and never come back. 3) Eat fifty gallons of Ben and Jerry's Karmel Sutra ice cream. Not necessarily in that particular order.
Alice Cullen commented your status.
Bella, stop being so melodramatic! The guy was a total skeezball!
Rosalie Hale commented your status.
Bella don't make me go over there and clog you with my Manolo Blahniks! The guy wore more hair grease than the Fonz!
Comment Alice Cullen's comment on your status.
Says the one that dated the second coming of The Situation.
Comment Rosalie Hale's comment on your status.
I'll steal them before they hit my skull!
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Another day, another ruined date by my "well-intentioned best friends", thus not getting laid tonight.
Story of my life.
As I wallowed in my self-pity my cell went off and without realizing it I answered without checking the caller I.D.
"Hello?" I answered.
"Hey Bella." A low throaty voice rang in my ear. Immediately I jolted from my seat like a scared Chihuahua.
"E-e-edward-d?" I stuttered stupidly, I mentally smacked my forehead, embarrassed.
"I just saw your Wall post, and the comments that followed…" I could hear a small ring of amusement in that wonderful, sexy baritone voice of his.
Did I mention that this man was the answer to my prayers? He was everything a woman could ever ask for and could ever dream of. Edward Anthony Cullen was God's gift to women and he didn't even know it. If he did, he sure as hell didn't make it obvious that he did.
"Uh… yeah…" I lowered my eyesight and immediately felt my entire body turn a bright red. Oh god. He knew about my ruined blind date.
"I hope you weren't being serious about the killing part of your list. I love my twin sister very much and would be very jilted if she were to go away forever." He was teasing me.
"Yeah," the snarky facet of my personality sparked to life, "I'm sure you would be jilted. Jilted because I didn't give the honor of killing her yourself."
Alice may have ruined my date, but she was going to help me bond with her sexy-as-fuck twin brother.
He laughed out loud, his laugh as a mixture of wind chimes floating in the breeze and choir bells going off for Sunday Mass. I went into a school girl stupor and felt saliva accumulate in the corner of my mouth.
"Hmm… you know me too well…" He said this more to himself than to me. This made me very, very happy.
I want to know you even more, baby, even more…
"Hmph." I expressed my faux-annoyance but grinned internally.
"So I take it your date didn't go to well…?" He sounded somewhat oddly. As if he wanted to know but didn't want to come off as gossipy.
"Ugh. Don't remind me. Alice and Rose made it their mission not to get me laid tonight."
I said this out of frustration, and gasped like a dying fish when I realized that I had said that out loud.
He chuckled again, this time surprised and did I detect a hint of curiosity…?
"Too bad. A laid Bella is always a happy Bella." I could hear the sheer amusement now, I didn't know if to play the "I'm sorry" card or the "you-know-it-baby" card.
My mouth made up its minds before I approved.
"You know it baby, you know it." I covered my mouth, once again shocked at my comments, Edward on the other hand seemed drawn in.
"Hmm… I'll take note of that… baby…" He said the last word slowly and teasingly.
Oh god. We were reaching the point of no return and I couldn't be happier.
I wanted to test the waters but I didn't want to get sucked in too… it was a real conundrum. But once again, my mouth didn't listen to my brain.
"I would appreciate that… dar-"
"Bella!" A 5-foot-2-inch brunette monster with a pixie haircut stormed into my room baring gifts, followed by a blonde 5-foot-9-inch statuesque killer in five-inch Manolos carrying grocery bags.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk…
"Is that Alice?" Edward's normal voice came back, and his sultry whisper was gone. This tone of voice though, sounded a little peeved.
"Uh… yeah… with Rose right behind her." I chuckled nervously.
"Is that Edward?" Alice snatched my phone away and started to rant. "Why didn't you tell me you were planning to go to the Bahamas with the guys?" Before Edward could answer she went on, "I don't care that Emmett came up with the idea, why didn't you tell us?
What were you planning on doing over there exactly? Edward you better tell me or I'll be over there so fast- what do you mean I'm not letting you answer? Puh-leaze Edward don't make up stupid excuses! If you guys go to the Bahamas, us girls'll go to a Chippendales in Vegas and get hitched!"
Rose and I stared at each other totally alarmed. Everyone knew how crazy Alice was, but we also knew she would make her threats a reality if forced to.
Alice was in love with Jasper Whitlock, a mutual friend of Rose, myself and the Cullen siblings.
They had known each other for years, but Alice had never told Jasper her feelings for him because she felt that she wasn't ready for a committed relationship even if her feelings were returned. She still watched over Jasper's every move with the female population like the plague.
Jasper, an easy going Southern boy didn't realize that she felt this way towards him and considered this more of a little sister kind of jealousy rather than a madly-in-love woman's jealousy.
Which was utterly stupid because he felt the same way about her, except that he himself believed that Alice's free spirit would never accept his feelings because he wasn't as liberated as she was.
Everyone in our circle knew about this but everyone didn't do anything about it. It was fun to watch them dance around each other as well as the fact that they had to come to their own terms with their situation and feelings.
The Cullen siblings has an older brother. A goofball of a brother a should say. Emmett Cullen was more muscle than man, but he had the disposition of a teddy bear. He was madly in love with Rosalie and even though she knew about this and clearly she felt the same way about him, she would always play hard to get. She confided in me that it kept things fun and interesting. To each their own.
As Alice ranted on about naked Chippendales dancers to her bombarded hot brother and Rose unpacked the groceries she and Alice had brought, I contemplated on their situations. Both of my best friends technically had significant others and didn't take advantage of the fact, while I was shriveling away like a dried raisin in the sun, alone and without water in sight made me even more self-pitiful.
Sigh…
Three hours later, a mini-marathon of Maury and two pints of Ben & Jerry's Karmel Sutra ice cream later I sat alone staring at my reflection in my laptop screen. Boy did I look tired. Not exhausted, but tired.
I sighed one again for the umpteenth time today and got up from my desk and walked to my bathroom, and went straight for the bottom drawer of my sink, and delved into the very corner of the sink. I sighed and turned on the water and the tub fill up as I undressed.
I turned to the bathroom door and realized that I hadn't closed it. I shrugged.
I lived alone so what was the point of closing my bathroom door. It wasn't like there was a dirty little pervert hiding in the hallway waiting for an unsuspecting bachelorette of 25 to undress in the privacy of her own home.
I let the water vapor attach itself to my skin as if asking it to take me away to a vapor heaven.
Ha. That's funny.
I slowly walked into the tub and laid down. I got my body wet and waited for all of my muscles to relax.
Sigh. Why am I so pitiful?
I opened my legs and turned on the Rabbit I had bought a month before. For some weird reason, I was ashamed that I was actually trying to get off instead of feeling like it was routine.
Thankfully my Rabbit was the quiet type and even though I felt it vibrating, I didn't hear the normal buzz.
Who the fuck am I going to bother if I live alone?
I ignored my subconscious and went to work. I first began slowly, setting my Rabbit to the lowest vibrations and running it over my nipples. I felt the immediate tingle in my nether regions as well as my nipples answering my call. Tilting to a better angle, the vibrations began to increase even though the Rabbit was still set to the lowest frequency.
A moan escaped my lips, as I tried to imagine a sex god doing this to my body.
Edward came into view and hovered over me, perfect body and all. His lustful eyes taking me in as he lowered his lips to my skin. I bit my lip waiting for contact and moaned when his lips began to kiss my neck, nipping away. The weight of his body being a welcomed feeling, feeling his member poke my inner thigh.
His hands roaming, feeling… exploring. His fingers coming into contact with my most intimate places, caressing me, making me moan.Oh god…
Edward chuckled. "I love it when you do that…" he whispered into my skin, his hot breath exciting my nipple as I waited for him to take it into his mouth.
When he finally did, I arched my back telling him nonverbally to take all of me and not just a small part of me. He responded by wrapping his muscular arms around my waist and drawing me more to him, answering my quiet question.
Back in reality I had risen the frequency of the vibrations and was now about to climax and still trying to retain the image of Edward making love to me in my bathtub.
"Oh god!" I yelled, as I lost control of my body and started convulsing madly.
"Oh god… oh god…" I said, taking in the waves of utter pleasure as my body released itself from the invisible knot I had caused. "Mmm…." I moaned and groaned letting the waves wash over me, "mmm… that feels so good…"
A few minutes later I laid in my now-soiled bathwater and let my body relax a little bit more. I unplugged the tub and got up, getting ready to clean myself up, still trying to erase the wonderful images of Edward over me.
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I spend too much time fantasizing. It's turning into a problem, makes me think I actually have something I could only aspire too in the dark… :l
"Bay leaves… onions… olive oil… tomato sauce… half a clove of garlic… butter… salt… pasta… ok." I checked my ingredients to make a simple spaghetti dinner. As I prepped the pasta water, there was a knock to my door. That's weird… Alice and Rosalie usually barge in… it must be someone else…
I opened the door to find all of my hopes and dreams standing casually outside, tussled hair and all.
"Edward?" I asked dumbly as I took in the image of a Greek god.
"Bella." He grinned, looking fabulous in khakis, a black turtleneck, and sneakers with his hand in his pocket, you could slightly see his perfect abs through the lucky-as-fuck wool. Oh how I hated that awesome fabric that moment.
"W-what are you doing here?" I asked totally blind-sighted.
"Aren't you going to invite me in?" He asked bashfully.
"Oh." I slapped myself internally at my lack of manners, "of course, come in." I gave way and took in his expensive designer cologne with a hint of something special. Something uniquely his.
Edward walked into the living room which was a clear shot to the kitchen and grinning, asked, "watcha makin'?" He was trying to be casual.
I giggled, "Spaghetti a la Simple." I said, walking over to the kitchen hoping I didn't sound like a dork.
"Really? Expecting someone?" That tone of his once again was present. The curious one.
"Nope, not at all. Well unless you count my ghost-of-a-boyfriend."
Oh god… I winced.
Edward chuckled and sat down in one of the bar stools from my breakfast table. "I hope he's not the jealous type." He winked. I stared at him and said nothing, I was stupefied by him…
He ran his hands through his disheveled copper-blond hair and messed it up even more, he looked stunning. "You know the Chippendales thing kinda had me in knots. Do you have anything that will permanently erase the image of naked, greased up, musclemen giving my sister a lap dance?"
"I have some Firewiskey." I said laughing like a dumbass.
"What's that? A new brand of Jack Daniels?"
What a major dumbass, and a total nerd. I thought about myself
"Ha… ha… um… Harry Potter humor…"
What a dork! Now he's gonna think I'm a total spaz!
"Oh…" He grinned, understanding, "well if it's good for Harry it's good for me."
"I don't think Rowling has given the real world the recipe yet so you're gonna have to live with regular Jack Daniels." I said trying to salvage the situation, while taking out my bottle of Jack.
"Darn that Harry. So fucking lucky." Edward said, snapping his fingers and grinning.
"Yeah, so fucking lucky. He gets to wave his little wand and all his wishes magically appear." I slid his whisky on the rocks, just like he liked and watched him raise his drink.
"Ha ha ha, I can make that statement so dirty but that's Emmett's job." I blushed realizing what he was saying and what he was thinking.
"Aren't you going to serve yourself a drink?" He asked watching me stare at him.
"Uh… sure…"
"Cheers." He said raising his drink and grinning mischievously. This reminded me of what had happened on Saturday night at a club reopening that had been held in the beach near my hometown an hour's drive from Seattle.
There had been a lot for drinking and a little bit of making out on mine and Edward's side. But he and I acted as if it had never happened let alone had we commented it to each other or everyone else. I tried hard not to think about that night but sometimes it would pop up out of nowhere...
"Oh the spaghetti!" I ran to the pot and realized that the pasta had overcooked and was now a pot full of slimy pasta and half of the water I had put in.
"Oh no!" Edward ran to my side and watched the ruined pasta with the same sadness that I had all over my face.
"I'm sorry for this Bella. If I hadn't distracted you, your dinner wouldn't have been ruined."
"Don't worry about it Edward, I already ate with the girls before starting this. I was going to make this in case I got cravings in the middle of the night." I laughed.
"I don't believe you." He said, giving me the eye.
"Seriously," I meant it, "I already ate three days' worth of food an hour ago with your sister and Rose. I am not at all starving. You can call them to confirm." I joked.
"Hmm… I believe you." He said, still doubtful but deciding to let it go.
I smiled and took the pot and put it in the sink, I would throw away the contents when it cooled off. As I did this, I realized that I could feel Edward's gaze behind me and all of a sudden you could cut the air with a butter knife…
"Well," I cleared my throat and turned around, trying to melt the weird feeling that suddenly came into the room.
"Ugh." Edward groaned, putting his hand over his stomach.
"What's wrong?" I suddenly got scared, I thought he had suddenly came down with something, although I didn't know why.
"I haven't eaten anything… I'm starving."
Suddenly felt a wave of relief, "Oh my god, Edward! Don't scare me like that! I thought you got sick!"
Edward chuckled, "I will be if I don't eat something soon…" he hinted at something, then I noticed his mischievous eyes drifted off to my black leather-bound, alphabetized, homemade encyclopedia of fast food joints, mom-and-pops, restaurants, bars, clubs and hotels all ranging from $50 a night to $2500 a night the gang and I visited all the time in the tri-county region of Seattle. Complete with a full menu (don't ask how I acquired some of them), price range, health certification by the FDA, directions, business hours, customer ratings, type of attire preferred, type of atmosphere, and of course telephone numbers. I'm borderline ODC, if you ask me…
It was a very prized possession of mine. Even though it was mine whenever someone needed a phone number they would either call me to give them the heads up on the requirements for a certain place or if they had a hot date and wanted to take them to a just as hot club, ect…
As you could have guessed that was Emmett's situation a couple weeks ago. When Rosalie found out about it, she didn't talk to him for three consecutive weeks…
"Bella?" I heard the distant ring of Edward's voice.
"Huh?" I said dumbly as I came back to the present, once again I had gone into my own string of thoughts without realizing it.
"Are you here? You kind of zoned out." Edward said coming up to me and slightly smiling.
"Sorry, I kind of went somewhere and I didn't even realize it." I blushed a bright red and looked down, blushing even more for blushing.
"Wow, you look lovely in this shade of red…"
My head when up like a cannon ball being fired from a cannon, "huh?"
"Nothing." He grinned. I couldn't help but hope he would fess up to what he had meant by that comment but instead I went to my encyclopedia of businesses and turned to him as I walked away, "Chinese, Indian, French, Italian, what are you in the mood for?" I asked trying to sound bubbly.
"I thought you had already eaten…" He raised his left eyebrow, suspicious.
I laughed out loud, "that's true but I couldn't consider ice cream and various kinds of soft and hard candy a good supper." I said as I opened my encyclopedia to the fast food section.
"Bella, you said all that stuff before to make me feel better huh?" He said, coming to my brown faux-leather couch and sitting next to me.
"Somewhat, yes." I admitted, eyes stuck to the book. He chuckled sending chills down my spine and turning the page himself as he spoke and I stared at the book intently trying not to turn around and kiss him.
"Well I appreciate the courtesy," This made it hard because he was whispering since he was right next to my ear, "but you didn't have to do that." He pulled away before I could retort and after he turned to the Mongolian fast food place three blocks from here. "I think I'm in the mood for Great Khan's today." He said this in his easy tone as if nothing had happened.
Little fucker…
"Ok perfect. You order while I look for the Pinot and chill it." I got up and went to the kitchen. I needed a reason to step away from the situation and him. I didn't know why he and I always played this game and even though I loved it, I also hated it. as much as the thrill got me going, it was absolutely annoying to realize that we always ran in a circle, never-changing.
Just as I put my good red wine in the fridge, I got a phone call. I went to answer it as Edward read one of my many novels from my book case.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this Bella Swan's residence?" The voice of a small boy asked. Huh?
"Yes…?"
"Is Daddy there?" The little boy asked. I turned to Edward, wide-eyed and totally gobsmacked, he stared back at me, tilting his head to side in curiosity. Just then I heard some rustling and an adult woman took the phone from the little boy.
"Jason, I told you I would call Daddy." She turned to the phone, "hello, sorry about that. My name is Tanya Delani and I'm looking for Edward Cullen. His sister, Alice told me I could reach him here."
"Yes… yes… Edward's here…" I looked at Edward, still totally shocked as he got up staring at me, silently asking who it was but I just gave him the phone and quietly walked into my room giving them privacy while trying to save myself from coming down the seams in front of him while his… son… and… whatever she was, were on the phone.
"Hello?" I heard Edward ask as I felt his eyes on me as I retreated. "Oh! Hi Tanya, yes-"
I closed my bedroom door and locked it, still in shock as I walked into the bathroom, locking it also and going to the tub and sitting there with my knees against my chest.
The man I was lusting over for the last six years, the man I felt I was falling in love with, the man I dreamt of every night, the man I considered to be my best guy friend had lied to me and had fathered a child who sounded big enough to work a telephone…
I didn't hear Edward's yells, bangs and pleadings through the things that separated us. all I heard were my dreams breaking.
How could he do this to me? How?
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"Alice?" I said frantically into my phone.
"What is it? Did you get Tanya's call?"
"I fucked up, Alice." I said, as I banged my head against Bella's bedroom door. I was currently sitting against it, waiting for her to come out after I uselessly banged it for her to open, asking her to hear my explination.
"Don't tell me Bella misunderstood?" Alice said startled, I could hear the panic in her voice.
"Yes. Apparently Jason wanted to talk to me so bad that he saw the Bella's number on the notepad and called me himself. Bella answered and Jason told her I was his daddy." I banged my head against the door again, in self-loathing. "Why didn't I tell her before?"
"Edward, where are you right now? Where's Bella? What happened?"
"In her apartment, she's locked in her bathroom but she locked the bedroom door so I wouldn't come anywhere near her most likely. She just handed me the phone and walked away like a zombie. Alice, please help me. I fucked up badly and I don't think she wants to see me any time soon. Please come over so you could explain. Please." I begged, I was so fucked and it had all been my fault.
How the fuck am I going to get out of this one?
A/N: So? what did you think? Hope you liked it! And for those who are following my other stories, don't fret I'm currently working on all of the next updates, they'll be up with in the next few weeks!