Part one--Grease!

Scene opens in the lair of Mellotron. He is looking into new evil. If you didn't know by now, Mellotron is a wimp and can't do anything by himself. Well, himselves.

"Well, well, well. What have we here?" He looked into his crystal ball, into a big stadium, where a guy was singing and strumming an acoustic guitar. He wore a big, silly-looking hat. He sang a really long note and began to cross his eyes. "Garth Brooks, eh?"

"Yes. He'll do well to carry out our evil plan."

"But he's only one person! All five Spice Girls could not defeat Sailor Moon!"

"That was because Malachite helped her. With Zoisite in our possession, he will do nothing to stop us!" More evil laughter.

Malachite stood up, brushed himself off. "Well, Zoisite, we should be getting back to the Negaverse now."

Zoisite giggled. "One problem with that," she said.

"What?"

"You just saved Sailor Moon! Amnesia or not, Queen Beryl would kill you!"

"Oh." Malachite looked disappointed. "I'm gonna miss you all, when you go back..." he said sadly.

"Are you crazy? I quit!" Jadeite said.

"Yeah, and I wouldn't go back if you begged me to!" added Nephlyte.

"I wouldn't leave you, Malachite," Zoisite whispered.

"Really?" asked Malachite.

"Of course!" She hugged him.

"Awwwww..." everyone else said.

"Let's go get some more popcorn! I'm starving!" Chad said.

"And now we can see a real movie," Mina said to Jadeite.

"There's a special showing of Grease at the drive in tonight!" Lita said. "I love that movie!"

"Grease?" Malachite was confused. "What's Grease?"

"It's only the best movie ever made!!!" Lita yelled. "Let's all go see it! Please please please?"

"Why not?" Darien asked.

"I bet Molly would want to come," Nephlyte said thoughtfully.

"Huh?" Malachite said.

"Not you," Zoisite replied. They went back to whispering sweet nothings.

"I've never been to a drive in theater! Can I go?" asked Rini. All of a sudden everyone was talking at once, and it got so annoying Lita couldn't stand it. They were never going to get to the movie in time that way!

"QUIET!!!!!!" she yelled. Everything got quiet, except Serena.

"You see, Rini, when a man and a woman love each other very much..." She blushed and got a sweatdrop. "Oh."

"Okay, I have a couple of questions! First, when are we gonna meet? Second, how are we gonna get there? Third, when are we going to go home?" Lita yelled, now that she had their attention.

"I'm riding with Malachite," Zoisite announced.

"Why thank you, love!" Malachite replied.

"Any time, pumpkin!" They would have gone on longer if Lita hadn't cleared her throat menacingly in their direction.

"Okay. Who wants to ride with Malachite and Zoisite?" There were no volunteers.

"Chad's giving me a ride, aren't you, Chad?" said Raye.

"Uh...yeah! Whatever you say, Raye! Now let's go get some popcorn!" They ran out of the theater.

"I wonder if you're going to have to pay for that, Zoisite," Jadeite said, looking up at the broken window.

"Oh." Zoisite got a sweatdrop.

"I'll pay it!" Malachite said sweetly.

"No way! I'll pay for it!"

"You don't have to, sweetie! I--"

Nephlyte and Jadeite giggled. Zoisite and Malachite were back to normal. They turned their backs on each other and crossed their arms.

"See if I ride with you," Zoisite yelled.

"Like I'd want you in my car!" Malachite replied.

"Those two sure know how to stay the center of attention," muttered Jadeite.

"Who needs a car? You should go white water rafting without a raft!" Zoisite sneered.

"Shut up! You just wanna see me in a wetsuit!"

"Ooh..." Zoisite closed her eyes and smiled dreamily. Malachite slapped her, bit DiC edited it out. "Hey! You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one..."

Malachite looked at Jadeite and Nephlyte, who were giggling. "You must admit you'd look pretty funny in it..."

"This isn't funny!" Malachite yelled, which started everyone laughing.

"It's okay, honey-pumpkin," Zoisite whispered, the fight forgotten.

"IS ANYONE LISTENING TO ME!?!?" Lita yelled. Everyone shut up. "Since none of you can make up your minds, I say that we're going to meet at the drive in at eight, so we can get good spots all next to each other. The movie starts at nine. I'm getting a ride with Chad and Raye, the rest of you can figure that out for yourselves. Now, I am going home!" Lita left.

"What do you mean, they've all deserted?" demanded Queen Beryl.

"I mean they left!" Klausite said. "But I brought someone who can help us. His name is Steve."

"Hi," Steve said, looking up from the corner he was hiding in.

"Go have him fitted for a uniform," Beryl snapped.

"Uh...the tailor deserted, too."

"Then...uh...hmm..." Beryl was confused. "How many of those uniforms you're wearing do you have?"

"These? Tons!" Steve said, looking down at his movie theater uniform. The shirt was

white with red sleeves, the pants white, and he had a little hat that said "Steve's Theater." The words were also also embroidered on his shirt, in red.

"I want you two to rip all of them out where they say Steve's Theater, and sew patches on the hats and shirts that say, 'Negaverse'. They will be the new official uniform for the Negaverse."

"Just like old times, huh?" Malachite said. All four generals were in Jadeite's apartment. Nephlyte had his head in the refrigerator. Jadeite's eyes were glued to Green Acres on the TV. Malachite was listening to his walkman, and Zoisite was in the bathroom.

"A little too much like them," Nephlyte said, coming out of the kitchen with a sandwich.

"Man, that's a big sandwich," Malachite said.

"I'm a growing boy," Nephlyte replied, sitting on the floor in front of the TV.

"Hey, move it," Jadeite said. "You're in my way!"

Zoisite came out of the bathroom. "Hi Jadeite, Nephlyte, MALLY!" She ran to Malachite and they started whispering mushy stuff to each other.

"I motion that Malachite and Zoisite get their own apartment," Jadeite said.

"I second the motion," Nephlyte agreed.

"I get it! You don't want us around any more!" Zoisite said.

"You catch on quickly."

"So, I take it you want to be alone?" Malachite said evilly.

"No, we want you to," Nephlyte replied quickly.

"You must admit it's getting a little crowded in here..."Jadeite said.

"We don't mind being close," Zoisite said.

"WE KNOW!!!"

"You're late," Lita told Darien and Serena. Serena shrugged and stuck her tongue out. She had used disguise power on Darien's car to make it a convertible. The movie was just starting. Jadeite and Mina were in the front seat of his red BMW convertible. Well, it wasn't actually his, it was really his cousin Bill's, but Mina didn't have to know. Ami and Greg had ridden bikes, telling their friends that the money they could spend on a fancy car would be better spent on books and they'd rather get some exercise anyway. Malachite also had a convertible, but it looked as if it had been around when the movie Grease was made. It was the same color as his hair, though, so that was cool.

Lita was singing along with all the songs, but when Chad decided to sing too, Raye slapped them both. Things were otherwise uneventful (other than Malachite and Zoisite's two minute argument about who got the last piece of popcorn) until the last song of the movie. Rini was asleep on Darien's lap, but she woke up when Grease disappeared and Garth Brooks appeared on the screen.

"Hahahaha..." TWANG! He began strumming a guitar. People began driving away like it was a scene from an old horror movie. Soon it was just the Sailor Scouts, their boyfriends, and the ex-Negaverse generals.

Nephlyte ran to the projector room. "It won't turn off!" he yelled. The sailors transformed. Sailor Mars used her fire to burn down the screen, but the country music continued.

"It's no use," Sailor Moon said. "Let's get out of here!" They drove away, but the music was playing everywhere.

"I always wanted to do a chase scene!" Chad yelled.

Raye got an idea. "Chad, sing," she said.

"Hey, but I thought..."

"Just sing!"

"Uh...okay!" He began to sing "You're the One That I Want" at the top of his lungs. The Sailors and co. joined in, then the people in cars near them. In a matter of moments, the entire world was singing songs from Grease. Garth Brooks was no match for this, and the country music stopped.

"You saved us!" Everyone was hugging Chad and giving him high fives as they parked by the temple.

"Uh...yeah, I guess I did! Pretty cool, huh?"

"Very cool." Raye kissed him.

"I wonder if this has something to do with Mellotron," Ami said thoughtfully. "Since the Negaverse hasn't been up to much with all of you gone..."

"They still have one general," Nephlyte said. "That is, if I'm not mistaken."

"Klausite wouldn't be doing this," Malachite said. "He'd choose someone cuter."

"Like Trent Reznor?" suggested Zoisite.

"Ooh, Trent..." Malachite sighed, with a dreamy smile on his face. Both Malachite and Zoisite had a crush on him--which, when you think about it, was a little scary...

"He's so dreamy..." Zoisite added. "Not as dreamy as you, though, Malachite..."

"Huh! What?!" Jadeite said.

"Go back to sleep, Jeddy," Mina said. "It's past your bedtime..."

"Yeah, I guess we should all go home...before your parents kill us for keeping you out this late," Nephlyte admitted. "I can give you a ride, Lita, if you want it."

"Thanks Nephlyte, I'll take you up on that." Lita sat behind Molly, who was already asleep.

"I don't think Jadeite is in much shape to drive," Mina said, shaking him.

"Oh, Mommy, I don't wanna go to school..." He whined, turning over and resting his head on the window.

"Oh, duh! Why didn't I think of that before?" Malachite pointed at Jadeite and he disappeared.

"What'd you do to him?!?!" Mina gasped.

"I put him in his apartment," Malachite replied. "And now we're going back to our apartment...right Zoisite?" No response. "Uh, Zoisite?"

"Trent..." She sighed in her sleep. Malachite got a sweatdrop.

Steveite and Klausite were handing out the new uniforms. Though not as darkly stylish as the old ones, they sure made an impression. Even Queen Beryl had taken one--though the hat hadn't quite fit over her weird crown.

"Nice! I applaud you, Steveite. Now, we have work to do. About those Scouts . . ." Queen Beryl looked to Klausite and Steveite.

"We have a plan for them. But must we hurt Tuxedo Mask? He's so CUTE!" Klausite said.

"Tuxedo Mask? I hadn't even thought of him! No doubt he'll save Sailor Moon and her friends!" Steveite cried. "We must create a diversion."

"But does he have a weakness? Queen Beryl?" Klausite asked.

"His only weakness is Sailor Moon. Many years ago, Zoisite pretended to be Sailor Moon and tricked him, but with Zoisite gone . . . wait! Klausite, let me check your size." Queen Beryl held a Sailor outfit up to Klausite. "Perfect . . ." she growled. Klausite and Steveite exchanged looks.