This is Archie's point of view of what happened at the Quidditch World Cup. Hope you like it! Nutrigrain and Fruitspray have random minds...
"I bought this in a Muggle shop!" Archie yelled. "Muggles wear them!" His friend Theodore worked at the Ministry, and had insisted that he dress in Muggle clothes. Archie had visited a Muggle shop to obtain the necessary Muggle garments, and had chosen a pink flowery nightdress since it slightly resembled his robes, except for the fact that it was pink and flowery. The clerk had given him a slightly odd look as he came up to the register, but had rung up the dress anyway.
Archie had wondered vaguely why the brand name was "Charlotte". Charlotte was a woman's name, and these were clearly robes. In the wizarding world either witches or wizards could wear a set of robes; it simply depended on the style. He also wondered vaguely why they were selling robes in a Muggle shop, but at least he didn't have to wear a ridiculous "bathing costume" as many other wizards did. He didn't get why Muggles bathed in costumes. He simply bathed in his entirety; it would be hard to get clean in a costume.
Theodore gave him a pleading look. Archie had no clue why. He was wearing a set of Muggle robes, after all. Theodore shook a pair of pants with weird looking stripes on them in Archie's face. Archie thought that his Muggle robes were much better looking than them. "Muggle WOMEN wear them, Archie!" shouted Theodore. Archie didn't know why he was shouting; he wasn't THAT hard of hearing yet. For some reason, Theodore looked like he was about to scream or cry.
Archie shot Theodore a glare. He wasn't about to get compared to a Muggle woman. Especially because more than a few people
"Not the men!" said Theodore hastily. Seeing as Archie didn't get subtle, he wanted to make it very clear that Archie's 'Muggle Robes' were very feminine. "They wear THESE!" he roared, finally losing it and flailing the striped trousers about like a vicious weapon. Archie took one more look at the pants and snorted.
"Well, I won't put them on." He said, shaking his head in a point-blank manner. Deciding that it would be better to make himself clear, he explained, "I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks." Theodore began to sob softly. Archie noted in embarrassment that three teens behind him were snickering loudly, and the girl with puffy brown hair and buck teeth was openly shaking with laughter and wasn't even trying in the least to control it.
Quickly, the brown haired girl dashed out of line, still quaking with laughter. Archie shook his balding head in indignation. He had been made a fool of thanks to Theodore and his pants-paranoia. "Well, see if I share the water with you." He snorted and turned to the water pump to get his water, then stalked off with Theodore hurrying behind him.
"Archie, wait!"
If you liked it please review and let us know! Thanks!