Alright, this is my first shot at a humor story so I'll probably do bad. Also, I do NOT own anything that's on TV.(as in the shows, not the merchandise.)
Izzy was over at Matt's house supposedly helping Matt study for the math test that was on next Monday, but Matt had other ideas.
"C'mon Iz man, loosen up a bit. My favorite TV show is on and…"
"Nuh-uh Matt. Mom said I can watch Sesame Street." TK said walking in the room.
"TK, you're 8 years old and you still watch that junk?"
"Well, at least it's better than watching girls walk around in bikini's all day."
"That's what you thi… HEY! I do not." Replied Matt blushing.
"Matt, how bad can it be? It might be educational."
"Yeah Izzy, maybe for jerks. I'll go up in my room and stare at the wall." said Matt standing up.
"Yep…" TK started saying, "so you can look at all your posters of girls in bikini's!"
"I will get you for that TK…"
Matt walked upstairs. TK gave me a big smile.
"Thanks for watching with me Izzy."
"No prob. It sounds prodigious."
"If you think talking puppets are prodigious, then you'll like this."
On the screen appeared Elmo.
"Hi boys and girls! Today, we will learn math! Yay!" said Elmo in his girlish voice.
"Oh boy, math. I hope it is very challenging." Izzy said matter-of-factly.
"Hallo. I am the Count and I will help you with your math. Now, 1+1= what? Count with me, 2
1's is 1 2. 2 is the answer! My, how smart you are, now, 1+2=…"
This is it? This is what they call math? No wonder Matt left but now I have to stay here or TK will be extremely disappointed. thought Izzy.
"TK, I have to go home now so…"
"No you don't. You're mom said that you're spending the night." replied TK not looking at Izzy.
Oh no. thought Izzy.
Next Monday, Izzy came to school and sat down at his desk.
"Hello class. As you know we have a math test today so please clear your desks and we will… yes Izzy?"
"Excuse me, but what is this math test on?" asked Izzy sounding a bit like Elmo.
"Well Izzy, it's your favorite, long division.
"I can't do something that hard."
Everybody stared at Izzy in amazement. Izzy never admitted if something was too hard because it most probably wasn't to hard.
"Izzy, what's gotten over you?" asked the teacher. "Nothing we do is to hard for you."
"If you don't mind, I'd like something easier please."
"Like… what?"
"Addition is fine."
"Izzy you must have the same test as everybody else so… what do you want Mr. Ishida?"
Matt stood up.
"I'm afraid it is kind of my fault for Izzy's stubbornness . You see, last night he slept over my house and my brother TK had him watch Sesame Street all night and so that is why he is like this. Although, we can have him watch a lot of educational stuff tonight and postpone the test to tomorrow so he can do it with the rest of us." said Matt.
"Why Mr. Ishida, I am utterly shocked! You thought of a good idea that I'm willing to use. Class, the test is postponed till tomorrow! Therefore, we will learn about percentages…"
At lunch time Matt went up to Izzy.
"Thanks Izzy, you saved my grade! If you hadn't done that little trick, I would've been a gonner."
"No problem Matt. Anything to help a friend, but, why did I have to talk like Elmo?"
Stupid story, stupid ending, but I needed to write something! If you didn't like it, don't review. If you did(by some miraculous chance) like it, please review.