Mimi in a bottle

oh...

I feel like I've been locked up tight
In the Digiworld for many nights;
Wanting to go to the mall, oh baby
But despite my wishes I'm stuck right here
And I really need a change of underwear;
Baby, baby, baby.
(Baby, baby, baby.)

Oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhh
My mind is saying let's shop!
Oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhh
But Palmon's saying stop!

I wish I was at the mall, the clerk asking how I'd like to pay.
I want to pick up that green dress that I had on layaway
I don't care if the Dark Masters die, I just care about how I look
I'm a Mimi in a bottle, when it comes to fashion I wrote the book!

I'm a Mimi in a bottle, baby.
I wanna get out of the Digiworld, honey.
I'm a Mimi in a bottle, baby,
Come, come, and shop with me.

Matt's playing the blues and Joe's counting his toes,
My patience with this place is really running low;
Waiting for Palmon to become pretty
I'd rather be at the mall trying on dresses
Instead of ordering Togemon to battle T-Rexes
Baby, baby, baby.
(Baby, baby, baby)

Oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhh
My mind is saying let's shop!
Oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhh
But Palmon's saying stop!

I just heard there's a new mall, and it's right next to Tokyo Bay
I wanna go there to buy dental floss, so I don't get tooth decay
But Tai is being stubborn, and he's making us stay and fight
Oh to hell with him, I'm gonna impale him with a spike!

I'm a Mimi in a bottle, baby.
I wanna get out of the Digiworld, honey.
I'm a Mimi in a bottle, baby,
Come, come, and shop with me.

Oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhh
My mind is saying let's shop!
Oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhh
But Palmon's saying stop!

I wish I was at the mall, the clerk asking how I'd like to pay.
I want to pick up that green dress that I had on layaway
I don't care if the Dark Masters die, I just care about how I look
I'm a Mimi in a bottle, when it comes to fashion I wrote the book!

I just heard there's a new mall, and it's right next to Tokyo Bay
I wanna go there to buy dental floss, so I don't get tooth decay
But Tai is being stubborn, and he's making us stay and fight
Oh to hell with him, I'm gonna impale him with a spike!

I'm a Mimi in a bottle, baby,
Come, come, and shop with me.


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Note: that "T-Rexes" comment was referring to DarkTyrannomon.


The next in my series of song parodies will be "Tai Tai Tai" (you guessed it, a parody of Bye Bye Bye)

*Salute*

--CINCTRISSOC