Cat Kiss

by Yogurt Bread

The only one that is good enough for Cat is himself, luckily there are still portals threw time on Red Dwarf.

Cat from present: Cat

Cat from Future: Cat

Cat heard someone enter his room. He know that Goalpost head and dog breath face both did not know where his room was so it could not be them and this person entering his room smelled nowhere near like either of them; it smelled… sexy.

Looking up Cat saw someone looking as dangerous as him. It was himself.

"I'm really looking good" Cat heard Cat purr out.

"Yeah we are looking good" Cat said as he glanced at himself in the mirror then deciding to look Cat in the eye.

"Dangerous even" Cat purred slowly stalking up gracefully to his past self.

"Of course were looking Dangerous were not…" Cat tried to keep speaking but he could not because a fantastic pair of silky smooth lips descended upon his own pair.