SUMMER HEAT HOTTA-HOTTA

By lady rae

Omi: *wearing a sweater* It's sooo cold!!!
Ken: Yeah! I don't feel like it's summer.
Youhji: *turning off the aircon* What's with this heat??
uhhhhh.....cold?
Aya: ........
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Cold stroke Japan! With some unexplained reasons,
summer was not the usual climate. More of a long winter. The WeiB
decided to go to a private beach house. In no time, they went to
the said place. But, they must share it with two other groups.

Omi: No biggie! As long as we have our own rooms
Ken: Well too bad. There's three beds in one room!
*looked at the booklet*
Omi: *dropping his baggages down* Nani??
Aya: *looking around the house*............
Omi: Then let's just leave and look for another place to stay!!
Ken: *hits Omi with his waist bag* You made me spend 6,000 yen of my
savings for this stupid vacation and you just wanna go because you
have a room mate?!!!!
Omi: *bows down* Gomen Ne!!!!
Youhji: *lights a cigar* Well who's gonna stay with us?
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While the assasins started fixing their clothes and looked for their
room keys, the second party arrives.
Noisily they walked in front of the door..

Schuldrich: *at the other side of the door* Here we are!
Farfarello: *opens the door/ examins the room* .......
Nagi: *poking his head from Crawfords back* It's kinda small.....
Crawford: *bashed Nagi-kuns head with his hand* Wanna stay outside?
Nagi: *Shook his head from left to right* Iie....
Crawford: *Walks in the room* Good.
Farfarello: Hmmm.......someones here.....
Nagi: *smiling while making all of the Schwart's baggages float*
Must be the other group the travel agent told us!
Omi: *came in the lobby from the kitchen* Aya?! Where will i put.....
Omi & Nagi: *looked at each other, pointed at each other and screams*
Youhji: *came in from the comfort room* Omi you're freaking out again...
Schuldrich: *noticed Youhji coming in the lobby* They didn't tell
me that THEY were the other group!!!!
Ken: *came in from the sala* Oi, Oi what's going.....HEY!!!
Crawford: *smiles and takes off his glasses* Hey....
Aya: *went out of his room*..........*comes back in/locks the door*
Schuldrich: *laughs* what a coincidence! Well...who could the third
group ever be......
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While the two groups were looking at each other, the third group came..

Tot: I wanna go in first!!!
Hell: OK....here! *opens the door*
Tot: *jumps in* YEHEYYYY!!
Neu: *looked at the seven guys* Well i guess the others are here...
Tot: *saw Nagi and squeals* NAAAGII-KUUUNN!!!
Nagi: *blushes and waves* Hi Tot....
Schoen: *held Tot's pulse* Tot! Control yourself!!
Tot: *sighs* But....but...i just wanna say hi...
Hell: *carries her bag* well let's unpack.
Youhji: *smiles* Yeah we better go do that too right? Omi...Ken...
Omi: uh!
Ken: h...HAI!
Schuldrich: *grabs his bag* Let's go!
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The three groups made their way to their rooms but....

Tot: 202? *looks at the number plate on top of the doors*
Hmmm.....202.....202...HERE!! *went in the door*
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Hell: 199, this must be it..*goes in the room*
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Schoen: 200 *opens the door, screams*
All: *looked at her*
Schoen: Don't tell me I have to share my room with AYA!!!!
Farfarello: *came in the room* And me *shows his key number*
Schoen: *looks for Hell* Hell let's trade!!!
Hell: *sticks out her tongue* Sorry!!!
Schoen: But...but...
Aya: *turns around from the bed to face Schoen* Uresai!!
Schoen: .........
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Neu: 203....Here *opens the door saw Ken*
Ken: 203...YOU?!!!
Neu: Got a problem with that?
Ken: N...no...
Neu: Good!
Ken: *rolled his eyes* This is gonna be a long week.....
Schuldrich: 203...hmmm...*opens the door* Well there's my room mates..
*shouts at Nagi* NAGI..FOUND YOUR ROOM YET?!!!
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Nagi: *concentrating* 199....199
Youhji: *taps Nagi on his shoulder* Hey...let's trade *whinks*
Nagi: *confused* uhhh......OK?
Youhji: *grabbed Nagi's keys* Thanks!! Here!
Nagi: *catches the key* 202??..Sounds familiar...*opens the door*
Tot: *saw Nagi and jumped on her bed* Nagi-kun!!!
Nagi: *blushes and waves*
Omi: *came in the same room* I thought so....Why did I let Aya get me into this?!!!
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Youhji: *opens the door* Hey everyone!!!
Crawford: *fixing his drawer* ..........Baka!!
Hell: *Unpacking* .......HMP!!
Youhji: *Scratches his head* Heh.....Tough crowd.....
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Everyone unpacked their one week baggages,
looked for their beds and tried to sleep.

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Youhji: *sleep talkig* ok.......that's....it...hehe......m...masaka!!
*snoars*
Crawford & Hell: *covered their ears with their pollows*
Hell: *whispering* Crawford...can't you make him SHUT UP?!!!
Crawford: Grrrrrrr......URESAI!!!! *throws the pillow at Youhji's face*
Hell: Is it over?.....*uncovering her ears*
Crawford: .......I guess so......
Youhji: *started to sleep talk again*
Crawford & Hell: K'suo!!!!!
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Ken: ...........
Schuldrich: *whispering* hey Hell......
Hell: *whispering* Schu-schu......
Ken: *waking up* Ne?.......
Hel: *moaning*
Ken: *whispering* I...ie...
Schuldrich: Oh...yeaah.....
Ken: Try not to listen.....sleep sleeppp.....
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Farfarello: *creeping out the room*
Schoen: *woke up* huh? where's Farfie going?? Hey Aya wake up
*went to Aya's bed and shook the sleeping assasin*
Aya: *Waking up* Uresai!! He just wants to kill a cat or dog.
Now..Let me sleep! *returns to his sleep*
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The second day of their one week vacation came. Morning....
There was a sudden comotin in Nagi,Tot and Omi's room

Nagi: *streches* What a night!! Huh?? *felt something beside him*
Omi: *yawns and sits up* Good........HEY!! *gasp*
Tot: *embracing Nagi-kun/ giggles*
Nagi: *frustrated* I...It's not what you think!!!
Omi: *screams* KYAHHHHHHH!!!!

Everyone heard the scream, they made their way to the room.....

Crawford: Hah?!!!! Nagi?!!!!
Nagi: *trying to explain* I....it's really....not....
Schuldrich: *tying his robe* We know...we know.....little baby
Nagi would never do that...can he...can he...
*laughs/walks out of the room*
Nagi: Ok that's enough! *frowns*
Crawford: At least we believe you! *walks out the room*
Tot: *Wakes up* OHAYO!!! *looks around* HI EVERYONE!!!!
Hell: *faces the Schrient girls* Tot's sleepwalking again!
Schoen: Well, what else is new??
Youhji: I better go get me some coffee!! *yawns*
Ken: *went to Omi's bed/slapped him on the left cheek* Hey wake up!
Omi: *startled* Huh......oh.....OK!
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Day three......In the kitchen...early morning..

Schoen: *opens the cup board* Where's the damn coffee?!!!!
*looks ay Aya*
Aya: *using the coffee* Wait for your turn......
Schoen: *Holds her hair* YAHHHHHH!!!!
Aya: .......*Gives her the coffee* Here......Im done....
Schoen: *Looks at Aya disgusted/took the coffee* AHHH!!!
I......HATE......YOU!!!!
Aya: ....Tch...*drinks his coffee*
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Day four......at the bathroom......after lunch...

Youhji: *tries to open the door/locked* Sh.....Hey I need to take
my BATH now!!!
Omi: *Came from his room holding "IT" in* Lemme go first
Pleasssssse?!!!!
Youhji: *banging the door* I was here first...HEY YOU DONE YET?!!!
Nagi: *came in/reading a newspaper* Hey.....a line...but....
I need.....it...soon.
Youhji: *bangs the door* OPEN THE DOOR!!! I NEED TO TAKE MY SHOWER!!!
Omi: *jumps up and down* Y...Yeah! Pleasssseee!!!!
Nagi: *stops reading* uh..oh.....HURRRYYYY!!!!*drops the newspaper*
Youhji,Omi & Nagi: *bangs the door* COMMON!! OPEN UP!!!
Hell: *opens the door* All yours guys...
Schuldrich: *follows* Yeah!...All yours!
Youhji,Omi & Nagi: *looks at each other in shock/ then raced towards
the bathroom door*
Schuldrich: *looks around* oh yeah one more thing....there's no
more water! Chow!
Youhji,Omi & Nagi: *stops* N.....NANIIIII?!!!!!
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Day five.......on the computer/laptop......afternoon.....

Omi: *surfing the net* hmmm......this is interesting.....
Farfarello: *looks at the monitor*...Iie....it's BORING!!!
Neu: *pushes Farfie* Yeah let ME do it!
Frafarello: No ME! *grabs the laptop*
Neu: ME!!! *pulled the laptop*
Omi: *tried to stop them* NO!!! Stop!! you might pull.....

The plug was pulled..and so was the monitor from the keyboard...

Omi: *sniffs* ........
Farfarello: I think Crawford is calling me...*runs out of the room*
Neu: Ummm.....me to......bye Omi.....*runs out of the room*
Omi: *sniffs*........
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Day six......on teh sala.......evening/before dinner..

Ken: *sits down the sofa* Ahhh....all mine...*gets the remote
and opens the TV* COOLL!! A Soccer final just in time
*puts remote down*
Crawford: *sits beside Ken, changes the channel* Much better...
Ken: Hey I was WATCHING that *grabs remote from Crawford*
Crawford: *grabs the remote* REALLY?!!
Ken: *Grabs it again* REALLY!!
Crawford: *stands up* So you wanna make something out of it?!!
Ken: *stans up* Bring it on!!!!

The two started to fight....Ken unleashed his Bugnuk while Carwford
evaded every blow his adversary gave....it was a long battle....
the sofa was a wreck but they both tried no to hit the TV......
Suddenly.....

Tot: *jumps on the sofa* YEHEY!!!! TVVV!!! *gets the remote
Ken: *breathless*.......Oh great!! The TV's all yours
*went out of the room*
Tot: Ok!!! Bu-Bay!!!!*watches TV*
Crawford:.........*steps out the room*
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Last day came. Teh moment they all waited for. Everyone packed up
their clothes and belongings.....

Neu: *Packing her bags* THANK GOD we're leaving this hell hole!!
Schoen: *waiting for Neu outside her room* Yeah!

Everyone was at the lobby....

Ken: *holdong his baggages* I can't wait to get back home!!
Aya: Yeah....There I could solo my coffee..*looks at Schoen*
Schoen: *points at Aya* I really really REALLY HATE YOU!!
Aya: *rolls his eyes*........

Then Omi came in with unexpected news....he was panicking..

Omi: *jumping up and down* We haev a problem!!
Youhji: *scratching his head* What is it now?!!
Omi: *pointing at the closed window* Look OUTSIDE!!

They all went to the windows as they opend it......

All: *Screams* NANIIIII?!!!!!! A SNOW STORM?!!! IIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!

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Epilogue
Nagi: Choto.....Mate....Isn't it a bit weird?...
Snow storm on a summer day?
All: URESSAII!!!!
Nagi: Sumimasen!!! *placed both of his hands on his mouth*
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Well that's the end of my first posted fanfic!! Special Arigato
to Ayane for encouraging me to do this!! please review my work
hope you all like it!!