Hello Toast

by A Penguin Named Jim

Toast...what is toast? Does Artemis know? Do you know? Do you understand the complex intricacies of toast? You're about to find out...

Hello Toast

One morning, Butler and Holly were making toast for breakfast. Suddenly, with a loud 'PING', the toast popped up from the toaster.

Artemis leapt up from his seat. Being spoilt rich he had never actually experienced the cooking of toast. His servants and Butler had always done it for him.

"It's alright…it's alright…I'll handle this." He went over to the toast and started speaking to it very slowly. "Hello…what galaxy are you from?"

"Artemis."

"Where is your leader?"

"Artemis, stop it. It's…toast." Said Holly.

"Hello toast!" exclaimed Artemis. "I greatly admire your communications device!"

"Artemis IT'S JUST TOAST, COOKED BREAD! You eat it for your breakfast every morning, you've just never noticed the toaster before."

"Oh." Said Artemis.