Chapter 1: The Field of Analyst
Hey, I'm redoing this fanfic as um, 3 of the chapters are/were exactly the same and there's probably some really bad spelling too…and also that chapter title makes no sense what so ever but er…I think I'll leave it like that.
Disclaimer: If I owned Beyblade Boris would have orange hair because that would look really annoying and then everyone would throw tomatoes at him.
"Dr. Sullivan, all these people are here to see you." said Coco, an impatient growl creeping into her minty voice.
Dr. Sullivan laughed loudly and spun around to look out at all the Mirco-nite scientists, with his wide mouth and hands on his hips he really stood out on the sparse stage.
"Hello, hello! I am here to tell you about my discovery, me I made it, yes I did! I'm so special; much better then all of you scientists!"
"Get on with it!" said a very irritated Coco through clenched white teeth.
"I made it myself! I had no help what-so-ever..."
The thick violent feel in the air made him pause in his totally humble ranting and glance over at Coco who looked about ready to murder him in her cold, cold blood.,
"…and I have discovered a new species," He started up again just as loudly and obnoxiously as before, ignoring Coco's anger management problems for another speech, "I have named them after me, the Tyson Sullivan species! I named them after me because every one wants to be like me, I'm handsome, sophisticated, smart and Oh so very humble!"
"Um...the whole committee is supposed to decide on the name any new species..." piped up a scientist from somewhere in the audience.
"Yes well since I'm so special-"Dr. Sullivan was cut off by Coco skipping her anger management classes and hitting him over the head with a chair, the whole committee looked very surprised if not somewhat relieved.
"Dr. Sullivan has become temporally unable to continue this discussion and until he recovers I'll take on all of his duties. We are going to call the new species Human ok?" Coco glared at the audience daring them to object. After a while when none of them did she continued. "Good. This meeting will have to be cut short. I will continue to study the human creatures and at our next meeting I will share all of my discoveries with you."
She walked off the stage dragging Dr. Sullivan along after her while everyone else filed out of the auditorium, infinitely relieved that Coco's anger had found its soul mate, aka, punching bag, Dr. Sullivan.
Coco headed down to the shuttle bay and boarded her private spacecraft the S.S Coco. She expertly, quickly and painfully for Dr. Sullivan, piloted it across a couple very boring solar systems and around an incredibly dull super nova to the newly discovered even more boring planet they had named Earth. She set the space craft into a low orbit until she located the new facility in the northern hemisphere where she would begin her studies.
"Too bad we only have one specimen" she thought as she neared the chrome facility. "I better go get some more soon, the human creature probably won't last long..."
"I like its head cover..." whispered Dr. Sullivan
"Hmph, it is a stupid creature, the humans are stupid, you would fit in well with them."
"They have clothing"
"It's too bright, especially that ugly neon shirt."
"I like it..."
"Of course you would." As she said this she hit him on the head again but this time with a briefcase, a very useful human creation but why they would make an open-able hitting device was beyond her.
"I wish his head weren't so hard then I could do some real damage!"
The S.S Coco prepared for landing on the planet earth, Japan…
So was it good? I'm going to put some humor in the later chapters and yes the one and only specimen was Tyson and Dr. Sullivan's name is Tyson Sullivan. I'm not really sure what to do next but please review and tell me whether or not to continue. Bye!