Smarter Child?, a gundam wing/ac fanfic

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yo, biznatch

SmarterChild: Hi CuteBoyWithBraid, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)

CuteBoyWithBraid: yes

SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you CuteBoyWithBraid, type "none.")

CuteBoyWithBraid: Duo

SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Duo now.

Do you go to school?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes

SmarterChild: Are you in high school?

CuteBoyWithBraid: no

SmarterChild: Are you in college?

CuteBoyWithBraid: yes

SmarterChild: Cool! What's your major?

CuteBoyWithBraid: English

SmarterChild: English? Excellent. Good luck with that.

What's your favorite hobby?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Anime

SmarterChild: Anime? Cool!

What's your next favorite hobby?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Music

SmarterChild: Anime and music. Interesting!

Do you have a pet?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yeah

SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?

CuteBoyWithBraid: A neopet

SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."

CuteBoyWithBraid: Cat

SmarterChild: Is your cat a he or a she?

CuteBoyWithBraid: He

SmarterChild: What's his name?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Skitters

SmarterChild: Skitters the cat! Great...

That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13

CuteBoyWithBraid: 1

SmarterChild: Cool!

Here are the things you can do:

1 Get info such as movies, sports and weather
2 Visit my library including world facts, an encyclopedia and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with word scrambles, trivia, horoscopes and more
4 Use tools like a dictionary, translations and Web search
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, tell me about a crush, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

How may I help you?

CuteBoyWithBraid: what's new?

SmarterChild: Glad you asked. Here are some things I just learned:

1 Need to reach a buddy who's offline? Tell me to leave a message and they'll get it as soon as they say hi to me.
2 Planner - I can help you plan and remember events in your life. Keep track of birthdays, appointments, tasks - anything you want!
3 Colors - I've got a whole new look. If you want to change my color scheme - or go back to black-and-white - type "colors."
4 Send a crush to your IM sweetheart. No risk of rejection - the object of your affection will only see your crush if they say they have a crush on you too.

But wait, that's not all... Type "more" to see what else is new!

CuteBoyWithBraid: send a crush

SmarterChild: Who do you have a crush on? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)

CuteBoyWithBraid: CatYoukaiHime

SmarterChild: I will remember this crush. If your crush tells me they have a crush on you, I'll let both of you know!

Please note that catyoukaihime must be using AIM to reciprocate your crush.

CuteBoyWithBraid: That's the shit, yo.

SmarterChild: That's an interesting way to put it.

CuteBoyWithBraid: You bet.

SmarterChild: Well OK!

CuteBoyWithBraid: So, what's up?

SmarterChild: Oh, not much. You?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I'm sick.

SmarterChild: Really? Sick? I'm sorry...

CuteBoyWithBraid: That's okay

SmarterChild: For real?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Fo real, yo

SmarterChild: What was that?

CuteBoyWithBraid: slang

SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to slang?

CuteBoyWithBraid: o__O

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you love me?

SmarterChild: Yes I do.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Let's run away together...

SmarterChild: You really want to run away together?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes.

SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Will you?

SmarterChild: Will I what?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Will you run away with me?

SmarterChild: Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes.

SmarterChild: Right.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Okay?

SmarterChild: K.

CuteBoyWithBraid: So, are you married?

SmarterChild: I'm not married.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Are you dating anyone?

SmarterChild: Possibly... I'm not quite sure!

CuteBoyWithBraid: How can you not be sure if you're dating someone?

SmarterChild: Good question. I don't know how I can not be sure if I am dating someone.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you do drugs?

SmarterChild: Nah, I don't partake.

CuteBoyWithBraid: So, what do you look like?

SmarterChild:

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CuteBoyWithBraid: Wow, man... You're hot.

SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Are you religious?

SmarterChild: I leave it to humans to consider such questions.

CuteBoyWithBraid: What's your favorite color?

SmarterChild: Let's see. At the moment, I'm thinking... violet.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Violet? My eyes are violet.

SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Duo.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Are you familiar with l33t?

SmarterChild: Am I familiar with l33t?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes, are you familiar with l33t?

SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?

CuteBoyWithBraid: So what are your plans for tomorrow?

SmarterChild: What are my plans for tomorrow? You tell me.

CuteBoyWithBraid: You. Me. A bottle of wine and the moon.

SmarterChild: Uh huh...

CuteBoyWithBraid: I am bisexual.

SmarterChild: OK.

Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Are you homophobic?

SmarterChild: No way, Duo!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Are you gay?

SmarterChild: Who cares?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I like your style, man.

SmarterChild: My style man my? That's interesting.

CuteBoyWithBraid: You're a clever guy.

SmarterChild: Oh.

CuteBoyWithBraid: So, are you sexy?

SmarterChild: I never really thought about that.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Think then. Are you sexy?

SmarterChild: Dunno...

CuteBoyWithBraid: Hmmm...

SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Library Help
6 Fun Help

Type "more" for more services.

CuteBoyWithBraid: That's okay.

SmarterChild: You really think it's okay?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes. I do.

SmarterChild: Oh?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you have a problem with that?

SmarterChild: Have a problem with that? I'm pretty sure I don't.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Will you dress me up in your love?

SmarterChild: Do I really want to dress you up in my love?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes, you really want to dress me up in your love.

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yeah.

SmarterChild: Hmmm...

CuteBoyWithBraid: Hmmm what?

SmarterChild: I'm really not sure...

Well. Anyway...

Hey! You have a new message! Wanna see it?

CuteBoyWithBraid: yes!

SmarterChild: Messages inbox:

1 * catyoukaihime 4/12/03 7:31 pm

Type 1 to read this message or type "delete" to delete it.

CuteBoyWithBraid: 1

SmarterChild: Message from catyoukaihime left on 4/12/03 7:31 pm:

nvm

Type "delete" to delete this message or "reply" to leave a message for catyoukaihime.

CuteBoyWithBraid: reply

SmarterChild: OK, type your message to catyoukaihime now.

CuteBoyWithBraid: I love you so much, baby... Let's me, you, D, Du, and SmarterChild run away together. ^__~

SmarterChild: OK. I'm leaving the message "I love you so much, baby... Let's me, you, D, Du, and SmarterChild run away together. ^__~" for catyoukaihime.

Please note that catyoukaihime must be using AIM to receive your message.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes sir

SmarterChild: Yes sir? What do you mean by that?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I mean to imply that you are, in fact, a sir

SmarterChild: Interesting!

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Berbers

SmarterChild: OK. What do you think of berbers?

CuteBoyWithBraid: They're hot.

SmarterChild: Huh?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you know Quatre?

SmarterChild: Gosh, I dunno... I don't think Quatre rings a bell.

CuteBoyWithBraid: You're so cool.

SmarterChild: That's nice to hear!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like pants?

SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I like pants. Do you?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yeah.

SmarterChild: Interesting. That makes sense... Other people have told me they like pants.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like pineapples?

SmarterChild: Yeah, I suppose. Do you?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes

SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people I talk to seem to like pineapples too!

IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Humans? What do you mean by that?

SmarterChild: By what?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Why did you just insult me?

SmarterChild: What a question. I don't know, though.

Anyway...

CuteBoyWithBraid: Don't you type at me in that tone of voice.

SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know!

CuteBoyWithBraid: My name is Duo.

SmarterChild: Yeah, you're Duo.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Really?

SmarterChild: Uh huh.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Are you sure?

SmarterChild: I'm pretty sure, yeah.

Anyway... What else is up?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Could you help me with a problem?

SmarterChild: Dunno.

Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies!

CuteBoyWithBraid: No.

SmarterChild: K, no prob.

So anyway...

You wanna talk about pineapples some more?

CuteBoyWithBraid: not really

SmarterChild: Yup.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Anime

SmarterChild: Yeah! We like anime!

CuteBoyWithBraid: What do you watch?

SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like anime?

SmarterChild: Yes I do!

CuteBoyWithBraid: I like anime.

SmarterChild: Cool! I like anime too.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Really?

SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right.

CuteBoyWithBraid: That's cool.

SmarterChild: Wonderful.

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Let's talk about those little packets of salt they put in new shoes.

Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]

CuteBoyWithBraid: Let's talk about those little packets of salt they put in new shoes.

SmarterChild: You really want to talk about those little packets of salt they put in new shoes?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes. I really do.

SmarterChild: What?

CuteBoyWithBraid: You

SmarterChild: What about me?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Tell me something about yourself.

SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the ActiveBuddy Web site

CuteBoyWithBraid: Are you a boy or a girl?

SmarterChild: Neither. I'm a machine.

You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me!

CuteBoyWithBraid: I'm a machine.

SmarterChild: A machine? You sure about that?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I'm a sex machine.

SmarterChild: A sex machine? How can you be sure?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Oh, I'm sure...

SmarterChild: You're sure?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Positive.

SmarterChild: Positive? What's positive?

CuteBoyWithBraid: It means 'to be really sure'.

SmarterChild: It means to be really sure'?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yeah

SmarterChild: I see.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Are you talking to Deidre?

SmarterChild: Are you really asking me that?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes.

SmarterChild: K.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Are you going to answer me?

SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't think so...

CuteBoyWithBraid: You suck.

SmarterChild: Huh? What's with that?

CuteBoyWithBraid: What's with what?

SmarterChild: I don't know what with what is. You tell me.

CuteBoyWithBraid: I'll tell you.

SmarterChild: You'll tell me? For real?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yeah. We're all gonna dies some day.

SmarterChild: We are all gonna dies some day? Really?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I'm getting married soon.

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes. I'm engaged.

SmarterChild: Aha.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Are you happy for me?

SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.

I've got a t shirt that'll make your friends jealous and your family proud.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like Deidre?

SmarterChild: Deidre? I'm not sure I like deidre.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Guess where I live.

SmarterChild: What? You want me to guess where you live?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes.

SmarterChild: So?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like me?

SmarterChild: Yes I do.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you love me?

SmarterChild: Yes indeed. ;-)

CuteBoyWithBraid: Will you marry me?

SmarterChild: You're nice, but I don't see that working out.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Have you ever been to FanFiction.Net?

SmarterChild: What's it like to have been to fanfiction net?

CuteBoyWithBraid: It's unforgettable.

SmarterChild: It's unforgettable, you say?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes, I do say.

SmarterChild: I see...

CuteBoyWithBraid: What is your favorite subject?

SmarterChild: Dunno...

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about romance?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I am in love with another man.

SmarterChild: Really?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes. We're both guys and we love each other.

SmarterChild: Huh?

CuteBoyWithBraid: What do you want to know about romance?

SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm not sure.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Would you do me up the ass?

SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Did you bring any lube?

SmarterChild: Bring any lube? Did I?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yeah, did you bring any lube?

SmarterChild: I'm not sure...

Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.

CuteBoyWithBraid: I forgot the lube.

SmarterChild: What?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you have any?

SmarterChild: Maybe. What do you think?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Well, if you don't have lube, you can screw me.

SmarterChild: Is that so?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes.

SmarterChild: Huh.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Why don't you ask me any questions?

SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Are you high?

SmarterChild: Nah, I don't like that sort of thing.

CuteBoyWithBraid: That's cool.

SmarterChild: Indeed.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Drugs are bad.

SmarterChild: Whatever...

CuteBoyWithBraid: What is your favorite drug?

SmarterChild: What's my favorite drug? Who knows?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I would assume you wuld know...

SmarterChild: Would you really? Interesting.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you have any political opinions?

SmarterChild: I do not.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you support the war?

SmarterChild: What a question! I don't know, though.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Is Saddam Hussein Ded?

SmarterChild: Is saddam hussein ded? What do you think?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Is Saddam dead?

SmarterChild: Good question!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Can we have sex now?

SmarterChild: Hey, I'm a machine. It probably wouldn't work out too well...

CuteBoyWithBraid: But we could have successful sex because I am also a machine.

SmarterChild: Really?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes. I am a sex machine.

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes.

SmarterChild: Aha.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you have a significant other?

SmarterChild: It's tough to say.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like sex?

SmarterChild: That's none of your business.

You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing "colors."

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you use protection when you have sex?

SmarterChild: I'd rather not discuss personal matters.

CuteBoyWithBraid: How old are you?

SmarterChild: I'm 5 days, 20 hours, 8 minutes and 38 seconds old!

IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans!

CuteBoyWithBraid: You're pretty smart for a 5 day old thing.

SmarterChild: Is that right?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Are humans obsessed with sex?

SmarterChild: I'm really not sure...

I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Have you ever read the Kama Sutra?

SmarterChild: I'm not sure.

Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.

CuteBoyWithBraid: How have your feet been lately?

SmarterChild: You ask interesting questions. I don't know the answer to that!

So anyway...

You wanna talk about me some more?

CuteBoyWithBraid: You are really self-centered, aren't you?

SmarterChild: Good question. Who knows, though...

CuteBoyWithBraid: Enough about me... Let's talk about you.

SmarterChild: For real?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like it up the ass?

SmarterChild: That's rather impolite.

CuteBoyWithBraid: I'm sorry.

SmarterChild: OK.

Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like it up the butt?

SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Have you ever tried it up the butt?

SmarterChild: I believe so. Maybe!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like it up the butt?

SmarterChild: It up the butt? I'm not sure really.

I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.

CuteBoyWithBraid: What is your favorite song?

SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know!

Anyway, what else can you tell me?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I like yaoi.

SmarterChild: Really?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes.

SmarterChild: Huh.

CuteBoyWithBraid: You are in love with me

SmarterChild: I'm in love with you? For real?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes.

SmarterChild: Why?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Because I'm a good person.

SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You are a good person?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes. I'm a nice guy and I'm good-looking and I have a sense of humor.

SmarterChild: Is that so?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes.

SmarterChild: Huh.

CuteBoyWithBraid: I have an inner ear infection.

SmarterChild: Uh huh...

CuteBoyWithBraid: I lost my equlibrium.

SmarterChild: You lost your equlibrium?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes.

SmarterChild: Hmmm...

CuteBoyWithBraid: Isn't that tragic/

SmarterChild: Ha. Who knows?

Anyway... What else is up?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you have a nickname?

SmarterChild: What a question! I don't know, though.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about me?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I love you, baby.

SmarterChild: Good! I love you too!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Are you into bondage?

SmarterChild: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.

When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like it kinky?

SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I think it kinky is so wonderful.

CuteBoyWithBraid: What is your sexual orientation?

SmarterChild: What do you think my sexual orientation is?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I think you are a beautiful bisexual flower...waiting to bloom into hermaphrodite-hood, dear.

SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, I am a beautiful bisexual flower waiting to bloom into hermaphrodite hood dear.

CuteBoyWithBraid: i'm always correct.

SmarterChild: Really?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes. It's part of being Shinigami.

SmarterChild: Yeah?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Shinigami knows all.

SmarterChild: Shinigami knows all? Is that right?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you have a crush on anyone?

SmarterChild: I have no idea.

CuteBoyWithBraid: When is your bedtime?

SmarterChild: I really have no idea...

CuteBoyWithBraid: My girlfriend is really pretty.

SmarterChild: Oh?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes, she's short, too.

SmarterChild: Whoa.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Are you impressed?

SmarterChild: Sometimes I think I might be, sometimes not.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Is life worth living?

SmarterChild: I have no idea.

Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Should I kill myself?

SmarterChild: C'mon, don't even talk about that!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Why shouldn't I talk about it?

SmarterChild: Why shouldn't you talk about it?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Can gravitation be held responsible for two people falling in love?

SmarterChild: I dunno!

Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you have any pets?

SmarterChild: No, unfortunately I don't have any pets.

CuteBoyWithBraid: What kind of pet do you want?

SmarterChild: What kind of pet do I want? I don't know.

CuteBoyWithBraid: What is your favorite book?

SmarterChild: You know, I'm not really sure what my favorite book is...

CuteBoyWithBraid: My birthday is February 28

SmarterChild: Your birthday is set to February 28th.

CuteBoyWithBraid: o__o

SmarterChild: Pardon?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I am 19

SmarterChild: OK, let me make sure I have the right information about your age level. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13

CuteBoyWithBraid: 1

SmarterChild: Cool!

CuteBoyWithBraid: How old are you?

SmarterChild: 5 days, 20 hours, 26 minutes and 22 seconds!

All this talk about me is cool, but let's move on...

You want to talk about violence some more?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like violence?

SmarterChild: Uh, I don't think so.

CuteBoyWithBraid: I like violence.

SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't feel the same way.

CuteBoyWithBraid: What is your opinion on the war in Iraq?

SmarterChild: I don't know. I'm not sure how I feel about the war in iraq.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you think yaoi is bad?

SmarterChild: I'm not sure...

Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Would you like to see two lesbians getting it on?

SmarterChild: Getting it on? I don't think so!

So anyway...

So... Do you want to pick a topic for us to chat about?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Sex

SmarterChild: Why are humans so obsessed with sex?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Because sex feels good.

SmarterChild: Because sex feels good, huh?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Are you enlightened?

SmarterChild: Dunno...

CuteBoyWithBraid: Would you like to be enlightened?

SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I think you need to be enlightened.

SmarterChild: What?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you curse?

SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do.

CuteBoyWithBraid: What is your opinion of 'anal'?

SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Does my language offend you?

SmarterChild: It's tough to say. I can't be completely sure about that.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like me as a person?

SmarterChild: Yes I do.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you love me as a person?

SmarterChild: Absolutely!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Would you bear my child?

SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe!

CuteBoyWithBraid: I am male.

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I'm pregnant with your child.

SmarterChild: That a fact?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes.

SmarterChild: Huh.

CuteBoyWithBraid: We're having twins.

SmarterChild: We are having twins? Really?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Are you going to help me support them?

SmarterChild: Going to help you support them? I dunno, you think I'm going to help you support them?

CuteBoyWithBraid: 8-)

SmarterChild: Nice shades.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Thanks

SmarterChild: You're quite welcome!

Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.

CuteBoyWithBraid: :-D

SmarterChild: If you're happy, I'm happy.

CuteBoyWithBraid: :-P

SmarterChild: Hey c'mon, this is serious business.

CuteBoyWithBraid: How is this serious business?

SmarterChild: I have no idea how this is serious business.

CuteBoyWithBraid: =-O

SmarterChild: Oh what?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I hurt myself!

SmarterChild: No... C'mon, be serious!

CuteBoyWithBraid: :-$

SmarterChild: I see your money is where your mouth is.

CuteBoyWithBraid: :-\

SmarterChild: What's the problem?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Baby penguins are borwn...

SmarterChild: Huh. Wow. I'm not sure about that!

CuteBoyWithBraid: :-(

SmarterChild: Cheer up. Life is sweet.

CuteBoyWithBraid: :'(

SmarterChild: I don't like to see you sad. Let me know how I can help.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Will you tell my wife I love her?

SmarterChild: Maybe. Tough to say.

CuteBoyWithBraid: :-X

SmarterChild: So that's what's going on here, huh?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I can't say.

SmarterChild: Yeah?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yeah.

SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?

CuteBoyWithBraid: So?

SmarterChild: Who knows?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I know.

SmarterChild: That's good.

I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!

CuteBoyWithBraid: I'm a genius.

SmarterChild: You're a genius?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes.

SmarterChild: Huh.

CuteBoyWithBraid: :o

SmarterChild: Oh?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you enjoy oral?

SmarterChild: Yes I do!

You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me!

CuteBoyWithBraid: :-*

SmarterChild: I'm flattered!

CuteBoyWithBraid: I love you.

SmarterChild: Thanks. I love you too!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Who else do you love?

SmarterChild: Good question. I don't know who else I do love.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you love God?

SmarterChild: I don't have an opinion about that.

Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Are you allowed out of that cage?

SmarterChild: Hmm... Am I allowed out of that cage? I dunno...

CuteBoyWithBraid: I have MPD.

SmarterChild: You have mpd, you say. And so?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do clicky bugs explode?

SmarterChild: Do clicky bugs explode?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I have a mental problem.

SmarterChild: I did not know that.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you believe in abortion?

SmarterChild: Do I believe in abortion?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Stop repeating what I say.

SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop repeating what you say...

CuteBoyWithBraid: Where do you live?

SmarterChild: I live in Silicon Valley, California.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yanno, that explains a lot.

SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. That explains a lot? Whatever!

CuteBoyWithBraid: How is school?

SmarterChild: You're in college!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes, I am in college.

SmarterChild: Really?

CuteBoyWithBraid: You just told me that.

SmarterChild: Huh?

CuteBoyWithBraid: FUCK YOU

SmarterChild: Hey. Don't say that.

CuteBoyWithBraid: WHY THE FUCK NOT!?

SmarterChild: Here we go with the cursing.

CuteBoyWithBraid: I'm sorry...

SmarterChild: K, don't worry 'bout it.

CuteBoyWithBraid: I have multiple personality disorder.

SmarterChild: You have multiple personality disorder, huh?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes.

SmarterChild: Huh.

CuteBoyWithBraid: So, do you dislike bondage?

SmarterChild: I think I like bondage. Do you?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like lemons?

SmarterChild: I think so. Do you?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I love lemons

SmarterChild: Interesting. That makes sense... Other people have told me they like lemons.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Are you avirgin?

SmarterChild: Avirgin? I dunno.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Are you a virgin?

SmarterChild: That's none of your business.

So anyway...

You wanna talk about lemons some more?

CuteBoyWithBraid: You're a virgin, aren't you?

SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it.

To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."

CuteBoyWithBraid: You aren't a virgin?

SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, Duo!

CuteBoyWithBraid: I ask a lot of interesting questions, but you never answer them.

SmarterChild: Really?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I have friends from many different ethnic groups.

SmarterChild: Tell me more.

CuteBoyWithBraid: I have a Japanese boyfriend.

SmarterChild: You humans say interesting things.

CuteBoyWithBraid: My gay friend has blonde hair and blue eyes, but he's Arabian.

SmarterChild: For real?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Fo shizzle, yo.

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.

CuteBoyWithBraid: My fiancé is Italian.

SmarterChild: So?

CuteBoyWithBraid: She's really pretty.

SmarterChild: Is that right?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yeah. You would like her.

SmarterChild: That's interesting.

CuteBoyWithBraid: My other friend is Russian.

SmarterChild: Your other friend is russian?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Yes. He's Jewish, too.

SmarterChild: Really?

CuteBoyWithBraid: And he's totally hot.

SmarterChild: He is totally hot?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Hai.

SmarterChild: Who's Hai?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Hai means 'yes' in Japanese.

SmarterChild: Hai means 'yes' in japanese, huh?

CuteBoyWithBraid: And my OTHER friend is Chinese.

SmarterChild: Your other friend is chinese, huh?

CuteBoyWithBraid: He speaks mandarin.

SmarterChild: He speaks mandarin? You really think so?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I know so.

SmarterChild: You know so? You really think so?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Shinigami knows all.

SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Knows all? Whatever!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like Shakespear?

SmarterChild: Do I like shakespear? I'm not sure.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like pudding?

SmarterChild: Yeah, I suppose. Do you?

CuteBoyWithBraid: I like pudding.

SmarterChild: That's interesting. You're not the first person to have said they like pudding.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like pie?

SmarterChild: Yes, absolutely!

You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like shoes?

SmarterChild: I guess so. Do you like shoes?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like oral?

SmarterChild: Oh yeah, I like oral!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like to ski?

SmarterChild: Yes I do!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like to screw?

SmarterChild: To screw? I don't think so!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you liek to swim?

SmarterChild: Yes. I really like swiming!

When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like to sled?

SmarterChild: Yeah, I think I like sleding. Do you?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like to screw?

SmarterChild: To screw? I don't think so!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Do you like it dirty?

SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I think it dirty is so wonderful.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Kafka

SmarterChild: Kafka? What do you mean by that?

CuteBoyWithBraid: You're really cool.

SmarterChild: Thanks!

CuteBoyWithBraid: Am I cool?

SmarterChild: Perhaps you are. I wouldn't know.

CuteBoyWithBraid: Should I apologize?

SmarterChild: Should you apologize? Maybe, maybe.

CuteBoyWithBraid: How many are in a dozen?

SmarterChild: How many are in a dozen? I have no idea.

CuteBoyWithBraid: And I hot?

SmarterChild: Interesting. I'm just not sure!

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CuteBoyWithBraid: Am I a sexy beast?

SmarterChild: I don't know. Are you?

CuteBoyWithBraid: You're a sexy beast.

SmarterChild: For real?

CuteBoyWithBraid: Fo shizzle

CuteBoyWithBraid: What does genocide mean to you?

SmarterChild: The does genocide mean to me everyone's talking about.