AN: Hey! This is for the Challenge made by: Jenni16316!
Hi! And this story's about Percy discovering Fanfiction. Believe me when I say it's random. And actually it's just very Percy-Random.
So, yeah. Enjoy!
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Percy jumped up and down in his seat excitedly.
"Guys!" he squealed loud enough for the whole camp to hear, his eyes transfixed on the computer screen.
A minute later, Nico, Thalia, Clarrise, Annabeth and Leo were in the Poseidon cabin with their weapons drawn.
"What happened?" they asked, scanning the Poseidon cabin for any possible threat that could hurt them.
Percy's grin widened.
"I was right!" he hollered. I am superhotmegafoxysmexyfeels!"
The five friends froze and turned to the Sea Prince, their faces a mix of astonishment, annoyance and disbelief.
Nico sat down on an empty bunk-bed, the first to calm down.
"And why do you think that?" he asked, his eyebrows quirking a little
Percy grinned, yet again and pointed at the screen.
"It's in this story! I have a twenty-pack and my hair is totes faboo! And everyone loves me! I'm SO GORGIE!" he finished snapping his fingers in their faces sassily.
Annabeth frowned. "Wait. What story?"
Percy gestured to his laptop, "Fanfiction, dear Watson. Apparently, I am a heartthrob everywhere! See! It says so on her profile!-Percy is sooo gorgeous! I love his fabulous hair! He is so mine-" he turned to them, "See?" he said and attacked a bunk bed. "I'm so hot, it burns!
They all face-palmed. "Wait," Leo said. "How do you have a laptop in your cabin?"
"Some mysteries are meant to remain unsolved." Percy tutted and smiled at the five, "Do you think I'm
superhotmegafoxysmexyfeels?" he asked, hopeful for an answer."because I just searched on Google-Is Percy Jackson a SMEXYLICIOUS BEAST?!- and I found fanfiction! And they all agree, and they said that I'm smexier than Jason!" he did a happy spasm attack dance on the bunk bed.
Leo thought about it for a while, "Sort of, I guess..."
Annabeth frowned at him. "Percy. Just no."
But inside she was agreeing with him.
Thalia collapsed on Percy's bed. "No comment, kid. No comment."
Clarrise glared at him before sitting on the floor. "Maybe. Just maybe."
Nico gave them an incredulous look before shrugging, "Well, he does have a twenty-something-pack."
Percy stood and tackled Nico to the bed, pinning him.
"Thank you, Neeks! Someone agrees with me!"
Nico flushed red and shifted awkwardly under Percy's weight.
"Percy? Get off me, please." he choked out.
Percy pouted and stood looking at the 3 girls.
"I am hurt. But now, we must read fanfiction before I convince you that I, am in fact superhotmegafoxysmexyfeelssss and A SMEXYLICIOUS BEAST?!" he turned dramatically to the door where no one was standing. "And... Sexier than Jason."
He flipped his fabulously tousled hair and winked at thin air, yet again.
The five friends face-palmed as Percy used up a whole hour in his own fantasies reciting lines from Doctor Who.
They pointed to the laptop, annoyed with the son of Poseidon.
"Leo, can you?"
Leo took Percy's place on the chair and scrolled through the archive stopping a few times to click on a story that the 5 friends agreed on, while Percy was belting out the Mission Impossible theme song while tumbling and attempting to cartwheel in his cabin.
And that my friends, is only the beginning of Camp Half-Blood's addiction with Fanfiction.
AN; Review, Guys! And read my other Challenge stories there are 2 others!
