DISCLAIMER: Obviously somebody as stupid as me could not have created Death Note.
For: Vomit-sama even though it's a few days late. XD
OOC, LxRaito…. CRACK!
YOU LOOK SMEXY IN PINK
"Raito!"
"Yes?"
"I have a present for you!"
"…"
"I bet you'll like it."
"What is it?"
"Open it and see!"
"I'm not wearing this."
"But…"
"I am a male. Males don't wear dresses."
"But…"
"Pink is not my colour."
"I'll…"
"You'll what?"
"I'll tell you my last name"
"…"
"…"
"Why would I want to know your last name?"
"Oh, I just thought you'd be curious."
"Not because you think that I'm Kira?"
"Partially because I think you're Kira."
"If I put on the damn dress will you stop suspecting me of being Kira?"
"…yeah. I guess so,"
"Fine."
"Raito…"
"What?"
"You're blushing."
"No I'm not. It's just really hot in here."
"Raito…"
"…"
" I think you look smexy in pink"
"…"
"Hey what are you doing Raito? Oh, you want me to wear the dress… but it's your present…"
"I'm going to throw this cake down the toilet if you don't put the dress on,"
"The chance of you being Kira just increased by 10"
"Take that back,"
"All right! I take it back just don't do anything to my cake!"
"That's better,"
"Still want me to wear that dress?"
"…"
"Fine then."
"HEH HEH HEH! Who's smexy now?"
"I dunno, I still think you're pretty smexy"
"…"
A little bit of CRACK for Vomit-sama's birthday.