Artemis's Imaginary Friend

by A Penguin Named Jim

Artemis is thrilled that he has found a new chum, but will Holly be quite as ecstatic with this new found friendship, or could this put yet more strain on their marriage?

Artemis's Imaginary Friend Mr Wiggles

"Mr wiggles, this is my wife Holly. Holly this is my friend Mr Wiggles the tree." Said Artemis.

"Now Artemis!" said Holly threateningly. "You know we've talked about your imaginary friends. People are ok, so are guinea pigs, so are ickle wickle pixies by the name of stinky malinky, BUT NOT TREES!"

"Damn you!" said Artemis. "ATTACK, MR WIGGLES, ATTACK!!!"

"Er…nothing's happening Artemis…" said Holly.

"Oh it will. Slowly but surely…" said Artemis.