"Kanda what are you doing?!" Allen banged on the door madly.
"Changing," Came the short and simple reply from non other then, Kanda Yu.
"Who the hell changes for one hour?" The white haired exorcist sighed in frustration.
"I do."
"Oh yah, I forgot you need to apply your special make up before you can go-" Allen was cut off when he saw Mugen cut threw the door. He quickly jump back, heart beating fast. Mugen slithered back in and Kanda finally, stepped out.
"You were saying?" Kanda gave him an ice cold glare.
"N-Nothing," Poor Allen was traumatized by Kanda's almost murder, for the day. They both stepped outside the inn that they were currently staying in and Kanda began to walk down the dirt path.
"Hurry up or I'll leave you behind."
"The heck? You're telling me to hurry up? Who took the longest to get ready?!" Allen was furious with the lack of respect that Kanda gave him.
"Che. I have my reasons to be held back," Allen did a mini jog to catch up with Kanda, "And if you dare go through my stuff, I'll slice you into pieces."
Allen gulped as he was threatened by Mugen, again. 'So much for going through his stuff,' he thought.
"You two stop fighting. This trip is going to last a while," Their finder, Bob, finally spoke out. The said two looked at each other and turned their heads, with small 'hmph', to opposite directions, not facing each other. They walked down the road and entered a thick, lush forest. ("Are you sure this is the right path?" Allen asked)
Halfway through the forest the stopped walking when Allen's left eye activated.
"How many?" Kanda asked taking out his sword.
"Ten level two's. We need to head into the forest so the other people won't get hurt!" Allen said as the first Akuma came into view. They both ran into the forest. Kanda ran and ran until he came into a clearing of a pond.
"You can't escape from us now exorcist!" One of the akuma bellowed. Kanda took notice of how many he was fighting. 'Six, damn. What a waist of time.'
He had a pretty easy time taking down the first five... that was until the finder came.
"Kanda-dono, there you are," He distracted Kanda, and the Akuma saw threw this chance. The Akuma used it's tentacle like arms to pick Kanda up and throw him into the pond. His head accidentally hit a rock, knocking him out unconscious.
"Thank you!!" The level two Akuma snickered and killed the finder.
"Kanda! Finder-san!!" Allen came onto the clearing.
"Damn it, I was to late..." he internally blamed himself for not taking better care of Bob, "Pitiful akuma, bring salvation to your soul!"
Allen moved so fast that the Akuma panicked and spinned it's tentacles in all it's directions. Allen brought down his claw (Crown clown cuz it's cooler!) down on the demon.
He looked back as it exploded, "Rest in peace..."
When the fight was over, Allen frantically looked for Kanda's body.
"Kanda!! Kanda!! Where are you?!" He saw something move in the pond. He looked closely and noticed the black hair of his companion. He rushed over to him and scooped him out of the water.
Allen noticed the water was stained with red. 'Shit, where is he bleeding?' He lifted the samurai on his back and began to sprint off, in search of a house or something. As he was running, he noticed a house made out of wood and smoke was coming out from a pipe on the roof.
He instinctively went to the front door and knocked.
"Please! Anyone open the door! My," Allen paused for a second, "My f-friend is in danger!"
The door swung open immediately. An old lady stared back at Allen. She was hunched over and was wearing a brown cloak over herself. Her hood was up but he could see the vast amount of wrinkles on her. She held a cane in her delicate hands
"I beg of you, please help my friend." Allen fell on to his knee's due to his exhaustion.
"Oh my goodness! Come in quickly dear!" The old lady stepped aside for Allen to walk in. But strangely, as soon as he did, Kanda fell of his back. Allen made a small yelp and picked him up again. Only for him to fall again.
"Oh dear..." The lady said, "He can't enter, his body is violated with a magical substance."
The lady lifted her fragile, wrinkled hand and pointed to our favorite anti-social exorcist (Lol). His body started to spazz and twitch on the ground as a green substance came out of his mouth and formed into a bubble. The liquid came towards the lady who sealed it into a vial.
"Quickly dear, take him in and place him on that bed."
Allen was confused about what just happened but obeyed anyways. 'Was Kanda always this light...?' He thought as he brought Kanda over to the bed. He laid down Kanda gently and placed the blankets over him. He noticed how flushed Kanda's face was, and his rasp breathing.
'Oh no... He caught a fever. Wait, somethings missing...' Allen stood up in shock as he forgot to bring Mugen along with him.
"Dear, it's okay. His sword is on the other side of the bed," Allen went to check. Indeed the sword was there.
"But how...?" He stared at it with amazement.
He looked back at the old lady who began to talk, "You see dear, I'm what you regular humans call a witch. Please don't get me wrong, I'm not on anyone's side. I just help the strangers that come by here, like you.
" By the way, my name is Sheryl Longbottom."
"Allen Walker, and he's Kanda."
Sheryl took a seat, "I know, I've been waiting for you two to come. I've seen vision of you two every other night and I was anticipating for this moment to come."
Allen took a seat on the bed and looked at Kanda, "Why is that...?"
The witch smiled, "Because, you two were the next big thing."
Allen continued to stare at Kanda, 'how come I never noticed this before? Kanda's face is usually more er... masculine looking but now...'
He observed his comrade in different perspective. Kanda's face looked softer and his jaw was more round. 'Maybe it's because he's sleeping...'
"Oh my my, you're already taking note of the difference's in him," she stressed the word 'him' on purpose.
Allen looked at Sheryl, "What do you mean...?"
"You'll see when he wakes up," she said with an all knowing smile, "I'm going to change his clothes, meanwhile why don't you go to the kitchen. I know how much you can eat with your big appetite."
She pointed down a hall. Allen looked quite nervous. It's not like he didn't trust Sheryl, it was just a vibe. 'Food doesn't sound too bad right about now,' Allen thought as he went down the hall.
The invisible servants cleaned up the plates that Allen ate through, who was quietly sipping his favorite juice. He saw Sheryl come in with a first aid kit in her hands. He stared at it in confusion.
"Don't worry, I didn't have to use the first kit on your friend. It's for you."
"For me? But I'm not injured..." He looked at his body.
Sheryl smiled again, "You're injured yet."
Allen gulped, "A-Anyways, how's Kanda doing?"
"Oh the good boy, I took away his sickness," She held out a vial which had a pinkish color, "He should be getting up in five minutes tops. Did you like the food?"
"Oh yes it was very good. It matches Jeryy's cooking and he's very good!" His smile brightened at the mention of his favorite cook.
"Ah, I see, looks like my servants are improving," she looked at the sink which was turned on and smiled approvingly.
"Sorry if I'm being rude, but what are your servants?" Allen asked gently, not wanting to upset Sheryl.
"Oh you're not being rude dear! They're akuma spirits who where killed by non exorcism," she said as she placed the first aid kit on the table.
Allen's eyes brightened, "So then... the akuma that was destroyed by self destruction was...?" Allen reminisced the time where Road order to kill the Akuma in front of his eyes.
"Yes dear, he's right there. He was the one who cooked the food for you."
Allen was ecstatic. ("You're sparkling Allen," Sheryl said.)
Before either of them could say anything, a loud crash was heard from the room down the hall.
Allen got up but Sheryl motioned for him to stay.
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"BAKA MOYASHI!!" Foot meet Allen, Allen meet foot.
Kanda was wearing his usual outfit that he wears underneath his uniform. (I forgot how it looks like)
Kanda kicked Allen on the face and sent him flying to the other wall. Kanda ran up to him and beat him to a bloody piece of pulp.
One of the servants held Kanda back before he could do anymore damage to the poor little Allen.
Allen lay there twitching. Sheryl heartly laughed and used her magic to heal Allen, using the first aid kit to put band aids over the smaller wounds.
"BEAN SPROUT WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!" Kanda roared as he violently wrestled with the invisible servant.
"What are you talking about?! You just violently kick me out of nowhere!!" Allen cried anime tears while waving an accusing finger at Kanda.
Kanda broke out of the servants hold but was quickly stopped by Sheryl's magic. Kanda's arms were rendered useless as they were shackled on the air.
"What the hell?! Let go of me Onna (Very rude to call a lady this)."
The witch only laughed, "Allen, looked very closely at Kanda please."
Allen looked at Kanda, who was now blushing.
"D-Don't!!"
Allen looked inspected Kanda. There was something different about him. For one, his face was rounder (Thought it was just my imagination, Allen thought) and his eye's were bigger then they usually. His eye's descended lower, Kanda squirmed even more as soon as he noticed. Allen took note at how his build wasn't as masculine and he had...
"B-b-b-boobs?!" Allen felt heat on his face.
Kanda stopped squirming, "Oy Onna let go of me so maybe if I bash on his head many times he'll forget."
Allen was still lost in his head.
"I'm sorry I will not aloud that Yu ("DON'T CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME!!), but this is destiny."
"Fuck destiny!!"
Sheryl giggled, 'You won't be thinking that in a couple of months.'
Allen came back, "SINCE WHEN!?"
The lady opened a blue vial and commanded it to land on Kanda, who instantly cooled down.
He sighed, "Since forever..."
"But why are you hiding it?"
"Thats none of your business sprout!"
"Grr! It's A-L-L-E-N!! And answer my question."
"No."
"Kanda," Allen said in a threatening voice which didn't suit him, or at least Kanda thought.
Kanda sighed again as he knew he wasn't going to win this one, "I was raised as one, I had no choice..."
-WTF flashback on first chapter?!-
Akane was finally in labor, their long a waited son was finally going to be born. Yuudai was the happiest man on earth. Or so did the village think. But, when the little toddler was born, both of them fell into shock and depression. Their long awaited son was a girl.
"It doesn't matter," Yuudai said in a serious voice, "We'll raise him as a boy. No one will know the secret."
"But..." Akane was about to object.
"Like I said it doesn't matter. He will be the heir to the Kanda family. That's what we promised to ourselves."
"What shall... we name him?"
The two sat in silence and a light bulb appeared over Akane.
"Let's name him Yuu (Feminine and Masculine name). It's derived from your name also and... I think that we should give him a little bit of femininity," She looked hopefully at her husband.
Yuudai only slightly nodded.
-FINALLY IT'S OVER!!-
Sheryl cleared her throat, "That's enough," She cast a spell on Kanda's uniform. It was hanging on an invisible hook.
"I made it so that your uniform will change with your size, Kanda."
The next day, Allan and Kanda were about to departure.
"Oh Kanda, you forgot this," Sheryl tossed Kanda a potion, "It's an improved potion from the last one, the ingredients and how to make it are on the back."
She cought it, "Thanks."
"And Allen, before you go..." the witch disappeared in the house and came back with an over sized squirrel, "Give this to Lavi."
Allen looked at the pet, "What is it's name?"
"It's a girl and her name is Chomesuke. Don't forget to tell that to Lavi."
Chomesuke wagged her tail and made a little squeaking noise, "Cho!"
The squirrel climbed onto Allen's shoulder.
"It was nice meeting you Sheryl, have a nice life," Allen waved at the witch and she waved back.
"I'm so glad to have met the both of you," Were the last words they heard her say before closing the door.
The two began walking back to the order. A sudden goofy grin appeared on Allen.
An anger mark came onto Kanda, "What is it you damn sprout?"
He looked at her, "I'm taller then you."
Kanda snapped and began to chase Allen with Mugen.
I felt sooo fricken bad for not making my other story a Yullen story. I wanted Kanda to be an Uke but I could never imagine him being one so this idea came to my mind. YAAAY CHOMESUKE!! I loved that akuma the most so I just haad to bring her back -smile-. So how was the story? Good? Bad? Noheals you suck give up on life?
Sorry if the character's seem OOC I need to practice on it.
Q&A Corner:
(Noheals) HELLO!!
(Rakyuu & Shikyuu) Oww...
(Noheals) Sorry! This story has been plaguing my mind for a century that I had to type it out. If I continue this story there will be a Q&A corner to answer all of your questions! I'll try to keep the characters in char. Rakyuu & Shikyuu are my first OC's ever so be nice to them.
(Shikyuu) Go die.
(Rakyuu) You need to jump of a bridge, Shikyuu.
(Shikyuu) I know you love me.