25 ways to annoy Menerva MacGonagall
1. Bring catnip to class and say "here kitty kitty"
2. whenever she stops talking during class say "cat got your tung?"
3. Whenever she yells at someone yell "CAT FIGHT!"
4. Wear a t-shirt to class with 'Dog's rock' on it, that'll get her tail in a twist.
5. replace her cat food with dog food (evil).
6. tell her she has dog-like characteristics.
7. Tell her that Hagrid likes 'frisky kitties'.
8. Whenever she walks by go "MEOW".
9. Give her a dead rat for Christmas.
10. Call her 'kitten' all the time.
11. Tell her she looks fiesty today.
12. Ask her how many lives she's used so far...8? Maybe 7? She's bloody old!
13. Tell her to use her lives wisely, she only has a few left.
14. Tell her to stop looking stern, 'cause she looks like a bird and the boy cats don't like their mate looking like their dinner.
15. Ask her if she's had as many social lives as she's had feline lives.
16. Whenever she yells say "Ohhhhh, does kitten need a time out?"
17. Whenever she cough's scream "FURBALL!"
18. Ask her if she uses a toilet or a litterbox.
19. Set her up on a blind date with your cat Max.
20. Ask her if she dated Godric Gryffindor, when she says 'no' say "wow! You must be even older then him!" she'll have a hissy fit.
21. When she gets angry tell her not to get her tail in a twist.
22. Ask her if Salazar Slytherine was a good kisser.
23. "Do you read 'feline friends' magazine?"
24. ask if cats can be gay.
25. do all of the above, man i love annoying MacGonagall!!
A/N: I am soooooooo mean! Well...we are.
hope you enjoyed, sencerily:
Moony, Padfoot, Wormtail and Prongs