Deep Elastic Scatter

The concept of Spirits being true aliens had been nagging me since the first episode, but I've only gotten around writing this after re-reading Jules Verne's From the Earth to the Moon.

Disclaimer: Date a Live is written by Koushi Tachibana on AIC Plus+ Studio

Warnings/Tags: World building. Canon Divergence. It might offend your scientific sensibilities. Hopefully, I'll finish writing out the plotline to make this a long fiction and if it does, it would cover some Shido/Kurumi (remember, I am not a romantic-savvy author).

Summary: Yeah, Earth is unique. It is also very annoying. It offended aliens' sensibilities and got them visits from destructive Spirits. Method of containment had only consisted of messy alien battles until they discovered Shido's mysterious ability to anchor their powers. Shido/Kurumi.


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During the chaotic period of the universe, if someone had an infinitely penetrating vision they would have seen myriads of atoms filling the space. As centuries passed, a law of attraction manifested and the atoms combined chemically, according to their affinities, grouped themselves into molecules and formed those nebulous masses.

Each one of these nebulous masses soon rotated around its central point. This center, composed of sparce molecules, began spinning and progressively condensing. In accordance with the immutable law of mechanics, as its volume is diminished by condensation, its rotary motion was accelerated. From the continuation of these two effects there resulted a principal star, the center of the nebulous mass.

A nebula had been formed. It contains about eighteen million stars more or less, each one of which has become the center of a solar world.

There are more than five thousand of them by now.

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Among these there is one which humans have named Milky Way.

It would have more titles had it been like any other galaxies but the Milky Way galaxy is different. Its only life form is on its Planet Earth, so only Earthlings get to stake a name on their galaxy.

Unlike the galaxy which Earthlings call the Andromeda Galaxy, which was named Slyth by the Panaeans, Roзанд by the Methlings, Borno by the Careeans, and etc. It had a lot of names, the galaxy has around sixty thousand inhabited planets so give it a break.

At least the creatures in Andromeda agree to be universally known as Harts.

(Have I mentioned that there are more than five thousand galaxies, where each one contains about eighteen million "suns" and therefore has a loooot of life forms but we'll just focus on the Harts living in Andromeda. They're neighbors with Milky Way!

Obviously, only they are important here.)

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Yeah, Milky Way is unique.

Its life form is also very annoying.

Millenniums ago Harts love to visit its Earth because it's arguably the most beautiful planet even compared to the many planets of Andromeda galaxy. But since the last few centuries it has degraded into something cancerous. In many areas of Earth the air has become very bad for Harts, and a lot of the mountains have become an ugly land with human infestation. So they stopped visiting. A very few, though, stayed.

For a long time, they've been dealing with a lot of annoyances from Earth, namely their space trash. Unlike humans who are trapped in their planets, Harts fly around space every day and they were tired of having to clean up Earth's shit. And their constant alien messages are disturbing other galaxy life forms. Seriously, they were like a bunch of particularly annoying insect colony that wouldn't stop yelling out stupid stuff and throwing garbage to their territories.

A no-name orphan Hart with long purple hair got the short end of the stick to deal with them.

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