Naru: Two-Shot. Lemon in second chap and everyone is someone from my life like my one-shot. Sasuke is HellRat's boyfriend…

HellRat: For the last fucking time he is NOT my boyfriend!

Naru: I'm Ino, My brother who is also in love with our friend HellRat is Naruto…

HellRat: Shut up!

Naru: My best guy friend is Kiba, HellRat is Sakura, and HellRat's big brother is Shino. ENJOY!

Naruto: Naru-Chan doesn't own Naruto!

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[Chat room]

Naruto: Hey Sakura-Chan it's been awhile!

Sakura: Yeah. Where's your sister?

Naruto: She's goin' to log in any minute now.

Sakura: Cool. Is it ok if I invite our other friends?

Naruto: That's fine.

Shino has entered the chat

Sakura: There!

Shino: Hello.

Naruto: Yo Shino!

Ino has entered the chat

Ino: Naruto-Nii-Chan!

Naruto: Hi Ino.

Sakura: Ino-Chan!

Ino: Sakura!

Shino: Hey Ino.

Sakura: Hold on I'm getting Sasuke to log in!

Naruto: NO!

Shino: What's with him?

Ino: He's scared of Sasuke.

Naruto: *Hides behind Ino*

Ino: It's funny because he's older than Sasuke.

Naruto: Shut up!

Sakura: I don't think she should! Ino makes a good point!

Naruto: Shut up, Gaki!

Sakura: Make me!

Ino: *Sigh* Here they go with that strange love of theirs.

Sasuke has entered the chat

Naruto: Shit the Teme is here!

Sasuke: Shut up, Dobe.

Naruto: No.

Sakura: Hi Sasuke-Koi.

Sasuke: Sakura-Hime.

Naruto: Why does he get to call you that!?

Shino: I'm adding Kiba.

Sakura: Yes!

Kiba entered the chat

Kiba: Hello people!!!

Ino: As enthusiastic as ever.

Sakura: You should see him when he has sugar.

Kiba: Yup!

Sasuke: I'm almost at your house Ino.

Ino: Cool.

Naruto: NO! Lock the doors!

Shino: How are you still online?

Sasuke: Satellite card.

Shino: Oh.

Naruto: Gah! The door bell rang!

Sasuke: Ino open the door, it's locked.

Naruto: Sh-She's walking downstairs!

Sakura: Good luck, Naruto.

Naruto: Footsteps!

Sasuke: Hello, Dobe.

Naruto: *Tackles Sasuke*

Sasuke: What!?

Ino: Well, they're fighting again.

Sakura: You took the swords out of your room right?

Ino:…… No.

Sakura: Shit.

Ino: Oh and they found them.

Kiba: Oh this is going to be funny.

Sakura: Wait is Sasuke wearing that white button down shirt I bought him?

Ino: Yes.

Sakura: If that shirt gets ripped Naruto is paying for it!!!

Ino: It just ripped and Sasuke is bleeding from the torso.

Sakura: *Twitch*

Ino: Hold on.

[Ino and Naruto's house out side the chat.]

The boys were taking they're fight down stairs. Ino watched as the swords clashed as she followed. "H-Hey guys! Stop before someone gets hurt! More!"

"I am merely defending myself." Sasuke said.

Naruto growled and slashed at him. Sasuke caught the attack with his sword then hit him away.

"You now, Sakura will not be happy about you fighting again!" Ino jumped onto Naruto's back in an attempt to get them to stop. "This is why I said you shouldn't learn sword fighting or karate but does anyone listen to me? No."

"Get off!" Naruto yelled as he struggled to fight.

" No!"

Naruto flinched when Sasuke cut him along the torso the same way Naruto had him. Ino growled. She shifted her weight, so Naruto fell to the ground. Sasuke stared at them with an eyebrow raised.

"Ok now go and get cleaned up!" Ino glared at them.

Sasuke nodded and handed her the sword. Ino took it and grabbed Naruto's. She glared at them then ran back up stairs. Sasuke kneeled and offered his hand to Naruto. Naruto glared at him and stood without the hand. He headed back up the stairs and into the bath room.

"We're lucky that was hard wood. Your parents wouldn't be very happy about blood on the carpet."

Sasuke said as he grabbed a rag and ran hot water on it. He took off the ripped shirt then started to clean the blood off his torso. Naruto repeated his actions but ended up spreading the blood around. Sasuke sighed and took the rag from him. He rinsed it again and started to clean the blood himself.

"H-Hey! What are you doing?" Naruto moved away from Sasuke but the raven grabbed his shoulder to hold him still.

"You clearly can't clean yourself." Sasuke said.

Naruto felt the blood rush to his face staining it red. Sasuke looked at Naruto's face ignoring the red color. He brought the rag to the blondes face cleaning the bit of blood that got on his face. They heard a crash and Sasuke turned to face the door. No one was there; he assumed Ino tripped upstairs. He put the rag down and finished cleaning his wound. Once finished he opened the mirror cabinet and pulled out the bandages. He started fixing Naruto's wound up, the blonde saying nothing.

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[Up stairs in chat]

Ino: OMFG!

Sakura: What?

Ino: Sasuke and Naruto were kissing!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura: Say what now!

Kiba: Really?

Ino: People say I'm crazy all the time but I know what I saw.

Shino: Are you sure they weren't just in an angle that it looked like they kissed?

Ino:………………. No

Shino: *Sigh*

Sakura: You know they will come back sooner or later do you want them to think you were watching them?

Ino: I wasn't watching them! I went to check on them!

Sakura: *Rolls eyes* Why don't you ask them?

Ino: Because that's dangerous!

Kiba: You should ask them and then give me full details of what happened!

Sakura: You two are such pervs!

Kiba: Whats your point?

Sasuke: We are back.

Naruto: And if it wasn't for Ino you would SO be dead right now!

Sasuke: *Rolls eyes*

Shino: I got to go. I have work tomorrow.

Sakura: It's not that late.

Shino: Says the home schooled girl.

Sakura: Oh yeah… Spring Break is over.

Ino: Yup. Sasuke, Naruto, and I are going back to boarding school tomorrow.

Sakura: Freaking gifted kids.

Ino: Love you too!

Sasuke: Sakura you have had many invitations to join the ninja school. You're the one who refuses.

Sakura: That's because I want some part of my life to seem normal. Plus my mom doesn't know about you guys or the school.

Naruto: Well tell her!

Kiba: What's this about a ninja school!?

Naruto: Nothing!

Sakura: Nothing!

Ino: Nothing!

Sasuke: I wouldn't concern yourself with it if I were you.

Naruto: Gotta go! See ya!

Naruto has left the chat

Ino: Weak!

Sasuke: Ino, he's reading over your shoulder. I wouldn't say that.

Ino: That's why I said it.

Kiba: Wait… is someone going to tell me what this is all about?

Shino: Trust me it's better not to ask. Talk to you guys tomorrow.

Shino has left the chat

Kiba: But I want to ask!

Ino: I think Sasuke and I should leave bye!

Ino has left the chat

Sasuke: I will speak with all of you tomorrow. Goodbye.

Sasuke has left the chat

Sakura: And they leave ME to clean up they're mess! *Grumble*

Kiba: What about the whole ninja thing!?

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Naru: Sorry this chap is so short but there is a lemon in the next chap which means it will be longer!

HellRat: Stop including us in your stories and stealing my writing style!

Naru: I'm not stealing your writing style we just have similar styles ok!

HellRat: If you read our stories its like they were written by the same person!

Naru: Yeah. Whatever. REVIEW! And I will have the next chapter done by this weekend!

HellRat: I yell review at the end of all my chapters!