Final Fantasy 7
Behind the Game.
Intro: Well looky who wants to read our lil bit o randomness Aenne! Well Cary we did post it online for them to read. What if they hate us?! Well that is why we are explainin ourselves! But still the thought of rejection hangs over our very heads at this moment! Aenne what the hell are you talking about? Cheese. Okay Aenne. Here look Sephi! WHERE?! Well here we are and I am Cary and Aenne is looking for Sephiroth in the corner. Well we decided one day, a day long long ago considerin that we wrote part o this before. Yes Aenne.well anywho.we decided that we wanted to get behind the scenes of the bestest game in the world! Hell yea! I can't find Sephi anywhere.. Well anywho as you read this you should realize that JENOVA DID NOT KILL AERIS!!! SEPHI DID! Aenne I wasn't talking about that.but anywho you can tell that we are full of random humor and I hope that you think it is FUNNY TOO! Gawd damn Aenne stop interrupting me! Sorry but I can't help myself! I introduced you to FF7 woman! No you didn't I got it on my comp. from my father! Well that doesn't count! Well on with the story! What story? The one we are goin to rewrite dumbo. Oh..... ON with the show!
A shadow was cast over Aeris placid face as she held in her delicate hand her sole possession that shined brightly in the reflection of the water. She lifted her head to look upon her traveling companions for the last time as she smiled unaware of the danger the lay above her. Without any sound or without any warning a black bird seemed to fly from the sky with something held in its hands, before the others could react Sephiroth had pierced her breast with his cold metal blade causing her to gasp as she felt the pain overcome her. The room remained silent as Sephiroth loomed over Aeris dead corpse awaiting Cloud's reaction with a menacing smile painted across his face. He maintained his pose for several more moments until Cary's loud and at times annoying voice rang over the movie set. "WHERE THE HELL IS CLOUD?!" She said angrily as she looked around the set to see her star missing again. *What he is a crazy mo fo! Cary I think that Sephi is the star here. Aenne have you played FF7? Cloud is the main character. Not in my heart, my heart belongs to Sephi. (Dramatic pause) Aenne..shuddup.* Aenne who continued to stare at the confused Sephi blinked a couple million times and turned to the angry director. "Oh yea! My lil bro said something about being late because he needed to sleep in? I think..Maybe.SURE!" Cary looked at Aenne with the most annoyed look in her blue eyes. *She tended to have that look a lot* "Why the hell did I get into this business and why did I hire him?!" She yelled and threw her mega-phone *no caith-sith (-----the loser!* Thanks for clarifying Cary No prob.* which by some strange chance hit Cloud as he walked through the stage door with his JNCO pants and FUBU shirt, oh and not to mention his bling bling. "What the f*ck (censored for the Aenne's of the world) was dat fo' ya woman!?" Cloud said in his ghetto talking voice. "Sweet lord." Sephiroth muttered under his breath in his sexy British accent. "For the last da*n (censored for the Aenne's of the world) time you are not black! You are one of the whitest people I know!" Cary said angrily as she glared at the man the she yearned to rape (well it's not rape if you like it) so badly. "Cloud I was wondering where you were. We have been filming my scenes and you have never come. It was quiet an inconvenience." Sephiroth said as he pulled the sword out of Aeris who stood up and tossed her hair back. "GAWD! I thought she was dead!" Aenne said angrily as she looked at the evil byatch!
Intro: Well looky who wants to read our lil bit o randomness Aenne! Well Cary we did post it online for them to read. What if they hate us?! Well that is why we are explainin ourselves! But still the thought of rejection hangs over our very heads at this moment! Aenne what the hell are you talking about? Cheese. Okay Aenne. Here look Sephi! WHERE?! Well here we are and I am Cary and Aenne is looking for Sephiroth in the corner. Well we decided one day, a day long long ago considerin that we wrote part o this before. Yes Aenne.well anywho.we decided that we wanted to get behind the scenes of the bestest game in the world! Hell yea! I can't find Sephi anywhere.. Well anywho as you read this you should realize that JENOVA DID NOT KILL AERIS!!! SEPHI DID! Aenne I wasn't talking about that.but anywho you can tell that we are full of random humor and I hope that you think it is FUNNY TOO! Gawd damn Aenne stop interrupting me! Sorry but I can't help myself! I introduced you to FF7 woman! No you didn't I got it on my comp. from my father! Well that doesn't count! Well on with the story! What story? The one we are goin to rewrite dumbo. Oh..... ON with the show!
A shadow was cast over Aeris placid face as she held in her delicate hand her sole possession that shined brightly in the reflection of the water. She lifted her head to look upon her traveling companions for the last time as she smiled unaware of the danger the lay above her. Without any sound or without any warning a black bird seemed to fly from the sky with something held in its hands, before the others could react Sephiroth had pierced her breast with his cold metal blade causing her to gasp as she felt the pain overcome her. The room remained silent as Sephiroth loomed over Aeris dead corpse awaiting Cloud's reaction with a menacing smile painted across his face. He maintained his pose for several more moments until Cary's loud and at times annoying voice rang over the movie set. "WHERE THE HELL IS CLOUD?!" She said angrily as she looked around the set to see her star missing again. *What he is a crazy mo fo! Cary I think that Sephi is the star here. Aenne have you played FF7? Cloud is the main character. Not in my heart, my heart belongs to Sephi. (Dramatic pause) Aenne..shuddup.* Aenne who continued to stare at the confused Sephi blinked a couple million times and turned to the angry director. "Oh yea! My lil bro said something about being late because he needed to sleep in? I think..Maybe.SURE!" Cary looked at Aenne with the most annoyed look in her blue eyes. *She tended to have that look a lot* "Why the hell did I get into this business and why did I hire him?!" She yelled and threw her mega-phone *no caith-sith (-----the loser!* Thanks for clarifying Cary No prob.* which by some strange chance hit Cloud as he walked through the stage door with his JNCO pants and FUBU shirt, oh and not to mention his bling bling. "What the f*ck (censored for the Aenne's of the world) was dat fo' ya woman!?" Cloud said in his ghetto talking voice. "Sweet lord." Sephiroth muttered under his breath in his sexy British accent. "For the last da*n (censored for the Aenne's of the world) time you are not black! You are one of the whitest people I know!" Cary said angrily as she glared at the man the she yearned to rape (well it's not rape if you like it) so badly. "Cloud I was wondering where you were. We have been filming my scenes and you have never come. It was quiet an inconvenience." Sephiroth said as he pulled the sword out of Aeris who stood up and tossed her hair back. "GAWD! I thought she was dead!" Aenne said angrily as she looked at the evil byatch!