The crowd was on their feet, cheering "We want Talent Show!"
Then as the curtains opened the crowd roared! then a mog walked out.
"aughhhhhhhhhhh" the crowd moaned. The mog mumbled something, someone walks on
stage and shortens the mic. "Thanks." said Mog. "Now! Who wants to see some talent!?!"
Screamed Mog. The crowd roared. "yeahhhhhhhhh!" "all right let's start with a little song
from Cloud and Barret of FF7! "yeahhhhhhhhhhh!" the crowd yelled.
Cloud and Barret walk on to stage and get close to the mic
"This is a little song we like to call "Wasn't me!"" Cloud says.
Knock, knock, knock!
Cloud: yo man
Barret: yo
Cloud: Open up man
Barret: What up?
Cloud: My girl just caught me
Barret: Aries? You let her catch you!?!
Cloud: I don't know how I let this happen
Barret: With who?
Cloud: The girl next door ya know
Barret: Tifa?
Cloud: I don't know what ta do
Barret: Say it wasn't you
Cloud: All right. I had to tell her that I had to pick up something from the girl that lived next door.
Bu-Du-Bum!
Cloud: Picture this she completely naked, I couldn't take it, at all anymore. How could I forget that I had given her my extra key? Then she walked right in she just absolutely had to catch me.
Barret: well now ya know you should have known better. You should have never let Tifa borrow your sweater. Now things aren't getting any better. So ya better go, run and kill her. Now you better finish this today. Cause ya never know how long you can stay. And you're gonna regret this some-f&%*ing-day. So now is the best time to run away!
Cloud: But she caught me on the counter
Barret: Wasn't me!
Cloud: Saw me banging on the sofa
Barret: wasn't me!
Cloud: I even had her in the shower
Barret:Wasn't me!
Cloud: She even caught me on camera
Barret:Wasn't me!
Cloud: saw the marks on my shoulder
Barret:Wasn't me!
Cloud: From work, is what I told her
Barret:Wasn't me!
Cloud: She heard the screams getting louder
Barret: Wasn't me!
Cloud: Then she told me it was over. Picture this, she threw my stuff out, then she booted me out the door!
Bu-Du-Bum!
Cloud: I had no financial funds now and I was really poor. How could I forget that I had given her my set of keys? All this time she was standing there she never took those eyes off of me.
Barret: Oh boy, now you're in a real big fix. You better find a sword that really clicks. because you're gonna have to chop up those chicks. And you're gonna have to dig a really big ditch. Now your gonna get a flashback from the past. And you better make it not last. Cause Shinra coming after your @$$! So you better run really fast!
Course
Cloud: After that I put them in a bag and, draged them to a stream. When I looked in the river, I noticed their was some steam.Well I tried really hard not to use Omniaslash. But I really felt like I had to kick some sweat ass.
Cloud: Now I tell her, I am sorry for the things I have done. But she didn't believe me, now my choices are gone. So, good-bye Aries, I have never loved anyone. And you're gonna have to die like you died in disc 1! Now I say!
Cloud: Picture this, I ran to Junon, catching the next boat out of there.
Bu-Du-Bum!
Cloud: When I got to Costa del Sol, I decided to comb my hair. How could I never notice that cute look in her eyes. So we got married now, Yuffie is my bride!
.
Then as the curtains opened the crowd roared! then a mog walked out.
"aughhhhhhhhhhh" the crowd moaned. The mog mumbled something, someone walks on
stage and shortens the mic. "Thanks." said Mog. "Now! Who wants to see some talent!?!"
Screamed Mog. The crowd roared. "yeahhhhhhhhh!" "all right let's start with a little song
from Cloud and Barret of FF7! "yeahhhhhhhhhhh!" the crowd yelled.
Cloud and Barret walk on to stage and get close to the mic
"This is a little song we like to call "Wasn't me!"" Cloud says.
Knock, knock, knock!
Cloud: yo man
Barret: yo
Cloud: Open up man
Barret: What up?
Cloud: My girl just caught me
Barret: Aries? You let her catch you!?!
Cloud: I don't know how I let this happen
Barret: With who?
Cloud: The girl next door ya know
Barret: Tifa?
Cloud: I don't know what ta do
Barret: Say it wasn't you
Cloud: All right. I had to tell her that I had to pick up something from the girl that lived next door.
Bu-Du-Bum!
Cloud: Picture this she completely naked, I couldn't take it, at all anymore. How could I forget that I had given her my extra key? Then she walked right in she just absolutely had to catch me.
Barret: well now ya know you should have known better. You should have never let Tifa borrow your sweater. Now things aren't getting any better. So ya better go, run and kill her. Now you better finish this today. Cause ya never know how long you can stay. And you're gonna regret this some-f&%*ing-day. So now is the best time to run away!
Cloud: But she caught me on the counter
Barret: Wasn't me!
Cloud: Saw me banging on the sofa
Barret: wasn't me!
Cloud: I even had her in the shower
Barret:Wasn't me!
Cloud: She even caught me on camera
Barret:Wasn't me!
Cloud: saw the marks on my shoulder
Barret:Wasn't me!
Cloud: From work, is what I told her
Barret:Wasn't me!
Cloud: She heard the screams getting louder
Barret: Wasn't me!
Cloud: Then she told me it was over. Picture this, she threw my stuff out, then she booted me out the door!
Bu-Du-Bum!
Cloud: I had no financial funds now and I was really poor. How could I forget that I had given her my set of keys? All this time she was standing there she never took those eyes off of me.
Barret: Oh boy, now you're in a real big fix. You better find a sword that really clicks. because you're gonna have to chop up those chicks. And you're gonna have to dig a really big ditch. Now your gonna get a flashback from the past. And you better make it not last. Cause Shinra coming after your @$$! So you better run really fast!
Course
Cloud: After that I put them in a bag and, draged them to a stream. When I looked in the river, I noticed their was some steam.Well I tried really hard not to use Omniaslash. But I really felt like I had to kick some sweat ass.
Cloud: Now I tell her, I am sorry for the things I have done. But she didn't believe me, now my choices are gone. So, good-bye Aries, I have never loved anyone. And you're gonna have to die like you died in disc 1! Now I say!
Cloud: Picture this, I ran to Junon, catching the next boat out of there.
Bu-Du-Bum!
Cloud: When I got to Costa del Sol, I decided to comb my hair. How could I never notice that cute look in her eyes. So we got married now, Yuffie is my bride!
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