The Rock God
Here is the redo of my fic, The Rock God. Slifer wants to make a band, and hell do just about anything to achieve his goals! Mainly redoing this because Slifer was becoming more and more gay sounding in every chapter and I wanted to try to make his character more consistent.
Ill see how I go :)
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh.
Hi, my name is Slifer. You may have seen me if you have duelled a guy named Yugi Motou lately. Yes, I am an awesomely powerful big red dragon with gnarly spikes all down my back and ginormous claws. And, may I add, two mouths. Obelisk reckons thats why I talk so much. I would say I probably agree.
I have a human form, you know. I go by the name of Tyson. Its never been necessary for me to have a last name, surprisingly enough, although if I did ever have to supply one I would be able to think of it on the spot. I'm just awesome like that.
So, what do I do? What are my hobbies, I hear you asking.
Well, if you were to ask me that a few thousand years ago I would have been like oh yeah, my hobbies are being an awesome god ruling over an awesome country, and having people worship me and stuff. Well, I probably wouldn't have used that exact wording, but you get the general gist of it. But, I ask you, how is that supposed to remain my hobby when nobody even worships me anymore? Except for a few freaks, I would imagine. So I had to get a new hobby.
Playing electric guitar.
I rule at electric guitar, that's all I can say. I'm a natural born rocker. Ra disagrees, but I reckon its because hes jealous. And sore because nobody worships him anymore. You know what I say? Get over it, man, getting worshipped is soooo five millennia ago! I have a new life now. And a new dream. Im going to become the most awesome rocker the world has ever seen! Im going to become famous! I'm going to be bigger than even that Elvis Presley guy and nobody, not even Ra, is going to stop me.
"I wish you wouldnt think so loudly," said somebody from behind me, I'm trying to read."
I looked around and annoyingly enough sitting there with his copy of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince was my good old buddy, Ra. He was in his pretty-boy human form in which he had taken the name of Ralph. Actually, Ralph was just what I called him to annoy him. Truth be told, he refused to take up a human name. Sun Gods are just so stubborn.
"No, keep thinking," said Obelisk, also in human form (and, just for the record, he calls himself Francis), "It was beginning to get quite amusing."
"Oh, whatevrrr" I muttered, "You dudes could butt out of my thoughts you know. They're like, totally personal."
And the conversation went on from there, progressing as it usually did. Them telling me I would never be a famous rocker and then me stealing Obelisks cupcakes and smearing them through his and Ra's clean hair. This was a pity because they were nice cupcakes and they were all ruined by the time I was through. Oh well, you win some you lose some.
Later that day, after I had bought new cupcakes and wasted them in a similar manner, I was hanging around Domino High School. I had decided, against the advice of my fellow ancient Egyptian Gods, to become a student.
Oh my goodness! Me? A student? Gasp! Shock, horror! Why would I want to do this? Why was it necessary? Ill tell you why. Its because if I want to be a famous rocker I'm going to need to get me a band. Well, it was a big school and there were a lot of people to choose from so ergo I figured it would be a good idea. And I had finally gotten a last name, wait for it, wait for it!
Sanchez. Yep. I am now officially Tyson Sanchez. No, its fine. I know I rule, you don't need to tell me.
Nearby there was a guy staring at me. I smiled back, wondering silently if he was gay. He could be the singer in my band. A gay singer, hmmm well, Gravitation had done it so I didnt see why I shouldn't.
I walked over to him and did a peace sign to show that I was friendly, "Hi, I'm new here. My name is Tyson."
"My names Joey Wheeler, nice ta meet ya!" The guy said cheerfully, "I'm just waitin for my friends ta get out of class! We were gonna hang out together, you could join us if you want!"
Hmmm, I thought to myself, is this guy flirting with me?
My thoughts were interrupted by Joeys shouts that he had spotted his friends. I looked over to where he was pointing and was surprised at three people in particular that I saw. The Pharaohs host, Yugi, was there and so was the albino guy whom I had nearly blown to pieces during the Battle City tournament. Also, most curiously, there was the guy who had owned my card before the Pharaoh had won it. Marik, I think his name was.
"Guys, I would like ya ta meet Tyson," Joey said, introducing me, "Tyson, I would like ya ta meet Yugi, Bakura, Marik, Tea and Tristan. Guys, Tyson is new so hes gonna be tagging along with us today."
I smiled and shook their hands. This was going to be a very interesting next couple of few weeks, oh yes, very VERY interesting.
NOTES: Well... I didnt change much :P It'll mainly be the later chapters that I change. If you read, please review :)