"No."

John's voice was firm and strong as he spoke.

"Why not? It would be cost-efficient, as we would no longer need to purchase-"

"No."

Sherlock crossed his arms and sat up. "I can do what I please. You are only a flat mate, you can't tell me what to-"

"No. There will be no beehive in the kitchen. You are crazy for thinking I would say yes. No."

Sherlock huffed. "I'll buy a storage locker, then. I'll put a beehive there. Better yet, I'll put a beehive there and I'll move there. Where I'm not oppressed by a short man named John-"

"I'm not short!"

"Technically speaking, you are. Compared to me, at least."

"No."

"Why not?"

"No."