Disclaimer: Maxima, Megumi, Carson, Skye, Laika, and Aeryn are my own characters. All the others mentioned are Stephenie Meyer's OWN. I wish I could say they were mine, (especially Edward) but they're not. Sadly, I'm still trying to find a way to get into the book. Meanwhile, I write crazy fan-fiction in which I actually DO!
Chapter One
Maxima (Max for short), Megumi (Meg for short), and Carson (nothing for short) are sitting in Max's room because she called them with huge news
Meg: (yawns) Okay, what's so great that you had to wake me up for?
Carson: What she said, except I don't sleep until ten AM...
Max: Are you ready?
Meg: ...
Carson: Maxine, just get on with it.
Max: It's MAXIMA. Get it right!
Carson: Maxima, whatever. Just hurry up.
Max: Fine. You guys read Twilight, correct?
Carson: YEAH!!
Meg: Uh-huh, I'm just not as obsessed as you guys are.
Max: I'm not obsessed with Twilight. Just Edward... (swoons) Anyways, what would you do if I told you we could get INTO the book?
Carson: Scream like the crazy, rabid, wonderful fangirl I am!
Meg: ...Um, that's not humanly possible to go into a book, so I don't really know.
Max: I have found out... IT IS POSSIBLE!!
Carson: (screams)
Meg: OH MY CARLISLE THAT IS SO FREAKING AWESOME!
Max: Ready to go?
Carson & Meg: No freaking duh!
Max: Okay. (pops away with a loud POP!!)
Carson: Wait! (pops away with a loud POP!!)
Meg: How do you expect me to do that?! (pops away with a loud POP!!)
In Twilight World...
Jacob, Bella, Nessie, and Edward are outside near the forest
Jacob: Like this, Nessie! (does a back-flip)
Nessie: Hmmm. I like my way better. (does a quadruple back-flip)
Bella: (claps)
Edward: (grins and does seven back-flips in the air. Lands perfectly)
Jacob: Show-offs...
Nessie: (bites Jacob)
Jacob: Why do you CONTINUE to do that?!
POP!! Screams, yells, and branches cracking are heard, followed by three loud thumps
Bella: Oh my gosh, what was that?
Edward: Let's find out! (strikes a pose and runs off to 'find out')
Jacob: Come on, Nessie! (phases while Bella puts Nessie on his back, then follows Edward, with Jake close behind)
Nessie: WHEEE!
In the forest...
Meg: Ow! (pulls leaves from hair)
Carson: Could you have been more off, Max?
Max: Sorry, sorry, I just haven't been before...
Carson: So this was a test run?! I think... Oh my Carlisle.
Meg: What? (looks behind her) Whoa.
Max: (has already seen Edward staring at them) I told you we were here! Oh, wait! EEEEDDDDDDDWWWWWWAAAAAAARRRRRRDDDDDDD!! (runs and hugs Edward extremely tightly)
Edward: What the-?
Meg: See, she's obsessive over some things. You're on the top of her list. Personally, I really don't care for you.
Edward: Hey! Wait, what?
Meg: Yeah. WHERE'S EMMETT?!
Edward: I don't know!!
Carson: Where's JASPER?!
Edward: I don't know!!
Bella appears with Jake and Nessie
Bella: Um.
Jacob: You took the words right out of my mouth!
Edward: Don't quote me!
Nessie: HI!! (waves at Max, Meg, and Carson)
Max: Oh my Edward, you're so cute!
Edward: ...What did you say? Oh my Edward?
Max: GO TOWARDS THE PRETTY BABY!
Edward: Yes ma'am! (moves toward Nessie with Max still attached to him)
Bella: I guess we should take them to Carlisle.
Jacob: Yeah, I guess so.
Nessie: LET'S GO!
All walk to Cullen house, with Max still attached to Edward