Disclaimer: Nope, never have I owned Naruto...
Dialogue Fic
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"Creeping... creeping... creepi-"
"Lee-kun, you ding-dong... stop that. You're going to get us caught..."
"Tenten is right, Lee. If we are to be successful with this mission, then our positions are to remain hidden; understood?"
"But Neji, how am I to stay quiet when such youthful situations are amongst us?!"
"Jeez, I still don't see why I can't just throw one of my kunai and pin him to a tree while you two raid his room."
"You of all people should see the flaw behind your plan, Tenten. Going about things like that would only give us away. A direct approach would cause suspicion; such being unacceptable."
"God Neji-kun, why do you always have to be so negative? Hmph, it was only a suggestion."
"Tenten-chan! I am sure that my rival has his reasons for such unyouthful words! This is a challenging mission, a challenging mission indeed."
"Grr... Lee-kun! How many times do I have to tell you not to use chan. If anything, use san!"
"Hn..."
"And you, Neji-kun, just what, exactly, was with that cocky tone just now hm? I'm supposed to be the girl on this squad and yet, you're the one with prettier hair than mine!"
"You're a Kunoichi, such futile emotions as jealousy is not proper Shinobi behavior. I would expect as much from a younger Kunoichi, but not from you Tenten."
"Forgive me Tenten-san! How could such things escape me? For punishment, it will be five hundred push-ups when this mission is complete!"
"U-Uh... why so many? I mean, come on Lee-kun. It wasn't that big of a deal..."
"Tenten, Lee, be still. I'm activating the Byakugan so I can locate his exact position."
"Ugh, Lee-kun, get down you idiot. He'll definitely see that ridiculous hair cut of yours."
"But Tenten-san, my excitement is burning inside of me with the intensity of a thousand flames! Today we finally get to see what our wonderful Sensei does with his free time."
"Not if he spots us Lee-kun! Now... Get. Down."
"...T-Tenten-san... I can't see with you pushing my head into the bush."
"Shh! I'll let you go once we're in the clear. Neji, what do you see?"
"He's leaving now. Let's move in..."
"Right!"
"Yosh!"
"Alright, Tenten, Lee; you two proceed in and investigate. See what you can find while I keep guard here."
"Got it..."
"Such excitement is coursing through my body! I can hardly- OW! Tenten-san, what was that for?!"
"If you don't hurry up, the next punch will be harder. Come on, let's go."
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"Tenten, what's wrong? What happened to Lee?"
"...I shouldn't have gone in there..."
"That... was not... youthful..."
"Neji... you do Not want to know."
"Hn. Let's forget this ever happened then."
"Yosh, I second that!"
"Diddo."
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(( A/N: Heh, that was kind of a crack fic I suppose. I got bored and that was the outcome; lovely isn't it. Lol. ))