Akatsuki Story's: Character Story's
Chp:1 Tobi Screws Up
Dalton: HIYA EVERYONE!!
Itachi: hn...
Hidan: Why the hell are we here anyways!?
Dalton: you're here because if you arent here for this story i will kill you.
Hidan: BRING IT ON! YOU KNOW I CAN'T DIE!
Dalton: -pushes Hidan into giant hole- there that takes care of that, anyways i don't own Naruto in any shape or form so enjoy!!
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One day in the Akatsuki base, Pein was looking through his record books tryin to figure out when Konan's birthday. (Pein can't exactly keep up with that stuff.) When suddenly Deidara burst through the door."I CAN'T TAKE THAT PUMPKIN HEADED FREAK ANYMORE! Un." he shouted.
"What did Tobi do this time?" Pein asked rolling his eyes, this has happened before, it went from Tobi poking Deidara to death, to Tobi flushing the Toilet while Deidara was in the shower.
"He's gone to far this time!" Deidara said shaking his fist in the air "He stole the last danish!! Yeah."
Pein sweatdropped "You're not serious are you!?"
"No." Deidara said "but he did take ALL my clay and flush it down the toilet."
Pein slapped his forehead. "Great..." Pein pressed a button on the innercom.
Meanwhile, in the lounge, Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, and Tobi were all sitting there bored when all of a sudden Pein was heard over the speakers. "Attention Tobi, get down to my office or i'll shove a pole up you're butt, NOW!! And will someone PLEASE refill the napkin dispenser? That's all."
"YAY!" Tobi squeeled "MY NEW MASK IS HERE!!"
"That's a load of bull!" Hidan stated "You probably screwed up again!"
"That's nonsens!" Tobi said, arms on his hips "Tobi made sure. Tobi didn't touch a thing! well except for Deidara-senpie's clay..."
"Yep, you're screwed..." Itachi said eyes locked on his Icha Icha Paradise book. (yes Itachi-oisan is a perv xP)
Tobi just sighed and walked down to Pein's Office. TObi opened the door nervously and sat down. "Y-you wanted to see Tobi leader-sama?" Tobi said in a nervous voice.
"Tobi, i heard you took Deidara's clay and dumped in the toilet." Pein said sternly.
"I-it was an accident!" Tobi stuttered.
"THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID WHEN YOU BLEW UP MY ROOM!!" Deidara growled.
"Tobi, it looks like I'm going to assign you and Deidara BOTH new partners." Pein stated.
"B-but Tobi's sorry!" Tobi whined.
"Great!" Deidara chirped "I'll make a flyer! Un." So Deidara created a flyer and posted the flyer in Konoha square. "Man I sure hope this works...yeah." Deidara said to himself.
Next Chapter: Recruting
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Authors notes.
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Dalton: ok, i wrote this when i was bored in school so i'm sorry it's so short, but the next chapter will be longer i promise!
Pein: why do i seem like such a butt-hole?
Dalton: because you are. -smirks-
Pein: whatever...
Dalton: Anyways, if ya like it leave a comment, if you don't like it tell what i can do to make it better so please read and reveiw!!
Signed -Dalton