C L O V E R D I R T
"Okay,
okay, let's film this idiot." Robsonman's brother, Beginning,
said as he and their other brother, Death, films Robsonman having his
"backyard adventures". Robsonman is seen waving a yard
stick around like Star Wars Kid. "Star Wars Kid Part II,
everyone!" Death said. "Vcshoo, vchoo! Wee-oo!" is
heard behind the sliding door. Suddenly Robsonman turns around. "Hey!
What the fizz are you doing, yo?!" Robsonman to his brothers.
Then Death responded with "Oh shut up, you're lucky
Samantalena's not here." Robsonman became frozen, forgetting
that she lives next door.
The camera suddenly skips to a clip of
Robsonman, Death, and Samantalena at the Coney Island Beach on April
27, 2009, 6:14:52 PM for a late birthday present for Samantalena (her
birthday be'th April 20). "Hey, dudes," Death said, looking
around, "let's go swimming with clothes and shoes on."
6:15:03 PM. Robsonman and Death ran into the ocean and swam.
Samantalena refused to go in. Many people started looking at Rob and
Death. "Hey, Beginni'," Robsonman shouted from a distance,
"you gettin' this?". "Yeah!" They had a race to
see who can go the farthest. The three bared fret, as they knew
Robsonman and Death were expert swimmers. 6:16:08 PM. Robsonman swam
5 feet, and Death swam 2 feet. They were suddenly tired. It took them
30 seconds, and 21 seconds to come back. 6:16:59 PM.
The second Death came back to the coastline, he said, while panting, "Goddamn, I need to retake swimming lessons..." "Yeah." Robsonman responded, sarcastically. 6:17:09 PM. "I'm tired. Let's lay down on the concrete." Death suggested. Beginning stopped recording, then resumed with the five laying down on the concrete near the beach, watching the sunset. 6:17:34 PM. "Today was awesome, guys." Death said. 6:17:42 PM "Happy late-." Suddenly, something crashed into the ocean. "What was that?" someone said. "Did you guys see that?!" Robsonman shouted. "Yeah. I think it was a satellite." Death responded. "I wouldn't raise an orgasm about it." "That was the most craziest shit I've ever seen!" Beginning yelled, in excitement."All on tape, too! I bet I'm the only one in freaking New York to capture this on film!" The camera skips to Beginning, Robsonman, and Death watching their nostalgic experience.
