DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN GINTAMA! IT BELONGS TO GENIUS GORILLA.
Hi everyone! This is my first fanfic hope you like it, if i made (i know i did) anyone out of character then please forgive me. Please enjoy!
CHAPTER 1.
Kagura stretched her arms biting on to her last piece of sukobu as she exit the terminal. It's been already a week since she left Edo and went into the space. A week ago her papi came and cried claiming that Kagura doesn't love him and he is all lonely, so she decided to go on a little vacation with him. During this week they fought many aliens and saw lots of planets, but Baldy refused to let her go when she wanted to return so she ran away… again.
Being busy with all the fighting she forgot to buy everyone a present and since she left suddenly without even a good-bye Kagura was sure that Megane and curly head will be angry, but she didn't care much since she actually missed the two idiots.
Reaching the Yorozuya she didn't even bother to knock or say, "I'm home." Kagura slide open the door and entered the room as if there was nothing wrong and she wasn't gone for a long time. Nor Shinpachi neither Sadaharu was anywhere to be found, it was weird since megane never was late to work and Sadaharu wouldn't leave without her.
Spotting the silver haired samurai lying on the couch reading his Jump while ignoring her presence she walked towards him and sat on his stomach knocking the air out of him. "Gin-chan I'm home." She said with a huge smile.
"Uff, how much do you weight… Giant girl!" Gin-chan said hardly trying to somehow breath. Getting angry with him ignoring her she took his Jump and threw it across the room hitting the other wall and that Gin stood up throwing Kagura on the floor and walking to his Jump while scratching his head with annoyance. "Jeez what's up with you? Barging into someone else's house, sitting on their stomach almost killing them with their weight and then throwing their Jump around. Kids these days have no manners at all. ."
"Eh? Gin-chan what are you saying? It's me Kagura, hey!"
"Huh?" He said picking up his Jump and looking at her with his dead fish eyes. "I don't care what your name is, but if you don't have a job worth some money for yorozuya then leave."
Kagura was shocked at how perm head treated her as if she was some stranger she didn't even know. "Come one, Gin-chan. I'm sorry that I left without a word, but you know me right? I'm Kagura."
"Whatever, I have a job to do and old hag to deal with." Gin said with a cold voice scratching his head and leaving.
Angry marks appeared on Kagura and she was getting pissed at that stupid guardian of hers. Even if he was upset for her leaving and wanted to punish her he was taking it to far. Her patience reaching her limits she run through the door and right into the "Snack Otose" spotting Otose shouting at Gin-chan while he was making excuses for not paying the rent. "Gin-chan you bastard! How can you act like you don't remember me after everything that happened?" She shouted pointing at Gin-chan.
Both Otose and Gintoki turned towards the girl. After looking at her Otose turned back at Gintoki giving him a disgusted look with angry mark on her. "Oy, Gintoki, I knew you were a pervert, but for you to actually go after a little girl. You're sick!"
With chills running down Gin's body at her stare he fiercely shook his head moving his hands up and down trying to explain. "That's not it! She just barged in and sit on me…." After analyzing his answer for a sec he realized what he said. "You're wrong!"
Otose kept staring at Gin like he was some scum and he was still speaking like crazy not able to explain what happened. Kagura approached them and shouted. "Hey, old hag, this curly head idiot is acting like doesn't know me tell him that he is overdoing it."
Otose looked at her then shouted pissed off at Kagura. "Who're you calling an old hag? Hey, pervert teach your little girlfriend here some manners."
"She's not my girlfriend, I don't even know her." He shouted.
Kagura looked at both then frowning she looked confused. "Old hag, could it be that you don't remember me either?"
"Stop with that name little girl." Otose looked at her from head to toe. "Remember you this is the first time we met right? Hey, Gintoki who is…" She was about to ask when she realized that Gin has already run away.
Leaving her to her shouting and cursing on Gin-chan, Kagura left walking down the streets while mumbling with anger. "Stupid Gin-chan… Idiot, Idiot! He is overdoing it! Gin-chan you IDIOT!" She shouted when she spotted Shinpachi and Otae in front of the grocery shop.
"Megane! Anego!" Shouted happily running towards them, even if Gin-chan was acting like he doesn't know her Megane and Anego would understand her.
Otae looked at Kagura with her usual smile. "Who are you?"
Hearing that Kagura turned into stone, could it be… No… No way… "You're joking right Anego? I haven't changed that much, it's not like this stupid, useless author changed my appearance. So why don't you recognize me? It's me Kagura. Shinpachi?"
Patsuan also looked at her cofused as if it was the first time he saw her. He turned to his sister with confusion then back to Kagura. "Could it be that you mistake us for someone else? If you're lost then we can."
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?!" She shouted. "Don't you remember the cute heroine of the Gintama anime/manga at all? What did that two-cent author do to you in this fanfic. (Author: "Don't blame everything on me." Evil stare from Kagura. gulp.) Anego? Megane? You're messing with me because you're upset about me leaving right? Right?"
"Sorry little girl, but we don't know you. You must have the wrong people." Otae said with a smile while patting her head.
Smacking her hand off Kagura ran off. "Jeez, I don't care anymore. I hate all of you!" She was trying hard to hold her tears when she heard two familiar voices, hiding behind the boxes she watched as Kondo and Hijitaka were walking towards Otae and Shinpachi.
Kagura smirked waiting for their scheme to fall apart, because even if all of them were able to act like they don't know her, that Gorilla would never be able to hold himself when he saw Anego, he is a stalker after all. But no matter how long she waited nothing happened, Mayora and Gorilla walked passed the two siblings and didn't even flinch or turn. Kagura jumped out from behind the boxes and run to the Shinsengumi commander and vice-commander cutting their way. Pointing her finger at them she demanded. "Enough with this façade, I've had enough. Mayora! Gorilla, stop acting out of character. Gorilla, go stalk Anego, so she could beat you up like always."
Hijitaka and Kondo looked at each other confused for a second then Kondo bowed a little with a smile. "Hey, Ojou-chan. Are you lost?"
Kagura gave them an empty look getting pissed and countless anger marks appearing on her. "You two stupid tax-robbers are you gonna pretend that you don't know me either?"
"Hey, little girl that's rude to talk like that to adults." Toshi said while lighting his cigarette with his mayonnaise lighter. "It's dangerous to walk around the streets alone there is a criminal on lose right now."
"What are you saying you Mayo-freak? I'm Yato girl from Yorozuya Gin-chan remember I can beat up that criminal single handedly." When they looked at her confused. "Now you're gonna tell me you don't know who Yorozuya is, right?" When they both shook their heads she got pissed and ran off shouting. "Fine, do what you want bastards. But I will definitely find someone who knows me."
"Who was she Toshi? Know her?" Kondo asked.
"Nope, but how did she know about me having a mayonnaise addiction." Hijitaka said continuing their way.
Running around the town she looked for her friends, for everyone whom they helped and who helped them. Zura and Elizabeth were as always hiding from the Shinsengumi and plotting something stupid with their resistance members, but neither of them remembered her or yorozuya. Then she went to host club and cabaret, but there also everyone treated her like a stranger. When she went to find Tama and Sadaharu, Tama was nowhere to be found even in Gengai's repair shop and Sadaharu was living with the two-priestess sister, but he also didn't recognize her attacking her as if she was a stranger.
She went to Yoshiwara next, but Tsukki and all the others treated her like a stranger and said that she is too little to be in a place like this and throw her out. None of her friends remembered her; even Kyubei and Ayumu didn't know her or rather they acted as if they have never met her.
Sitting on her favorite bench in the park she sigh. "Is this some kind of cheap spin off of the Kintama Arc. Hey you, author answer me!" Kagura demanded.
"Don't call it cheap and it's not a spin off." Author said sulking on the dark corner of the room.
"Tch." She clicked her tongue and spit on the ground when she spotted Hasegawa. Relying on her luck this time that this might work she approach the Madao. "Hey, Madao!" Hasegawa turned, he was neatly dressed in green uniform, he looked like a real officer just the way he was in the beginning on their first meeting.
"Ojou-chan, it's rude to call people Madao, especially when they have job. Now don't walk around here for a while we're looking for a dangerous looking pet."
"So you don't remember either, huh?" Kagura sigh already accepting the situation and not getting angry or shocked. "Since when did you get a job?" She asked the man still looking around for something.
He turned around confused at her. "I have been in this job for a long time and never left to get a new one. Now go and play somewhere else."
"Eh? But you did after you met Yorozuya Gin-chan you lost your job, your wife left you and you were a Madao since the beginning of the manga/anime series."
"Who's Yorozuya Gin-chan? And what are you blabbering about anyways? Hatsu never left me." Hasegawa asked obviously losing his patience.
Kagura froze for minute then asked in confusion this time. "Madao, could it be you don't know Gin-chan? You and him always play pachiko together. And then Shinpachi and me. You have never met us?"
"No." he answered then walked towards the baka-oujii. "Baka prince… Ahem, I mean prince Hata, maybe it ran somewhere else lets go."
"You just called me Baka didn't you? You just…" Prince idiot was complaining when Kagura returned to her bench but didn't sit on it thinking.
"So unlike Kintama, this time they not only forgot about me and there is no other bitch who's taking my place, but rather they forgot about everything. As if they have never met Yorozuya and all those things didn't happened, and more importantly Gin-chan, Megane and I, never met each other. We are total strangers." She realized then looking at camera shouted. "YOU BASTARD AUTHOR, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ALL THE 6 SEASONS AND MANY VOLUMES OF GINTAMA?! HOW CAN YOU JUST EARASE THEM!" ("Sowwy…." Author drawing circles on the floor still in the corner.) Kagura got even more pissed and grabbing her umbrella she broke the bench into pieces hitting it many times and taking out her anger on it.
"Oi, China!" She heard the familiar deadpan voice calling her. For the fist time hearing him call her made her somehow happy? No more like relieved…
Kagura turned around looking straight at the sand haired and crimson eyed bishonen who was standing there expressionless and holding his hand over his katana.
"Sadist!" She said somehow being glad. He called her "China" that means he remembers her, right? That's what made her relieved she thought. Wait a minute! You useless author, why in the world is the one who remembers me should be him? I don't want to have any arc together with this sadist. Anyone, but him. Oi, are you listening? And why should I feel relieved… Oi!
"You're arrested for breaking the public property!" He said with a deadpanned voice and expressionless making her snap out of it.
"Eh?" She looked at him confused. "Eeeehhhh?" And in the next scene she was already behind the bars in the jail with Sougo staring at her from the other side and grinning.
"Wait, let me out! You idiot, sadistic bastard, prince of planet Sadist, dick-less, brain-less, bastard, retard, jerk, molester…. Sadist!" She shouted as he turned around to leave.
"If you keep calling me names I'll cut you in half, little girl!" He said with a smirk and left closing the door behind him leaving her alone in her cell.
Looking after him with anger and a little confusion Kagura sat in the corner of her cell hugging her knees and burying her head in them. "So he doesn't remember me either huh?" Kagura sighs. "This sucks!"
To be continued…
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR READING~!
HI! Sorry for my lousy work, but it's my fist fanfic and i really love Sougo and Kagura pairing so i want to make lots of stories with them and with others. I'm still thinking on the next chapter, but i will try to upload it as soon as i can. Please review this, i really wanna know if you liked it or hated it. If you have any suggestions or have questions please ask me. I'll be waiting for reviews.