I do not own these characters, or i do and just forgot. Yeah,right.
Anyway,read on....
X-MEN DATING GAME *********************************** Showguy: Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to the Anime Dating Game!! This weeks guest is the fuzzy man himself, Kurt Wagner A.K.A the Nightcrawler!
Kurt:Hello, mein fruends!!!
Showguy:Anyway, let's meet our contestants.Contestant #1-Kitty Pryde!!
Kitty:Hello.
Showguy:Contestant #2-Tabitha Smith!
Tabby:Howdy, Blue!
Showguy:And Contestant #3-Mystique!
Mystique:Hello.
Kurt:MUM!!!!!Vat are you-
Showguy:Can it, twirp!Any way, lets start the show!!!!!
Kurt:Vat-ees- va-?Oh, nevermind... Contestant #1-if ve vent on a walk, vere vould ve go?
Kitty:Like totally to the park,Duh.It's so romantic.
Kurt:I guess.
Kitty:Not 'I guess', it so is!
Kurt:Alright, con-
Kitty:Ya' know, that's why I totally never dated you. Your'e so-
Mystique:Can it, beauty queen!
Kurt:Danke. Anyvay, Contestant #2- Vat vould you consider as a romantic date?
Tabby:Well, we'd go to a club, dance, drink and be married. I mean- be merry!Heh heh..
Kurt:Contestant number three- Vat de hell are you doing here?
Mystique:What kinda question is that?
Kurt: A serious one.
Mystique:Oh,fine.
Mystique transforms into Kitty.
Mystique:I'm not Mystique, I'm Kitty!
Kurt:No, Kitty ees sitting right here..
Mystque transforms into Rouge.
Mystique:Better?
Kurt:Now your'e my sister.
Mystique:Picky, Picky.
Mystique transforms into The Blob.
Kurt:Ick.
Mystique:Fer cryin' out loud, man!!!!!Who do you want?
Kurt:That's a good question.I choose.Amanda!
Amanda:Yay!!!!
Kurt and Amanda skip away happily.
Kitty:Well that sucked..Hey, Mystique?
Mystique:Cause I like my son!!! That's what you were going to ask me,wasn't it?Why I was here?
Kitty:No. I was gonna ask why you thought Kurt would prefer The blob over you. ************************************************************************
Oh kee dokee, Vat'cha think? Sorry, I luv the accent.. Anyway,Please review, you have no idea how fun they are to read..
X-MEN DATING GAME *********************************** Showguy: Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to the Anime Dating Game!! This weeks guest is the fuzzy man himself, Kurt Wagner A.K.A the Nightcrawler!
Kurt:Hello, mein fruends!!!
Showguy:Anyway, let's meet our contestants.Contestant #1-Kitty Pryde!!
Kitty:Hello.
Showguy:Contestant #2-Tabitha Smith!
Tabby:Howdy, Blue!
Showguy:And Contestant #3-Mystique!
Mystique:Hello.
Kurt:MUM!!!!!Vat are you-
Showguy:Can it, twirp!Any way, lets start the show!!!!!
Kurt:Vat-ees- va-?Oh, nevermind... Contestant #1-if ve vent on a walk, vere vould ve go?
Kitty:Like totally to the park,Duh.It's so romantic.
Kurt:I guess.
Kitty:Not 'I guess', it so is!
Kurt:Alright, con-
Kitty:Ya' know, that's why I totally never dated you. Your'e so-
Mystique:Can it, beauty queen!
Kurt:Danke. Anyvay, Contestant #2- Vat vould you consider as a romantic date?
Tabby:Well, we'd go to a club, dance, drink and be married. I mean- be merry!Heh heh..
Kurt:Contestant number three- Vat de hell are you doing here?
Mystique:What kinda question is that?
Kurt: A serious one.
Mystique:Oh,fine.
Mystique transforms into Kitty.
Mystique:I'm not Mystique, I'm Kitty!
Kurt:No, Kitty ees sitting right here..
Mystque transforms into Rouge.
Mystique:Better?
Kurt:Now your'e my sister.
Mystique:Picky, Picky.
Mystique transforms into The Blob.
Kurt:Ick.
Mystique:Fer cryin' out loud, man!!!!!Who do you want?
Kurt:That's a good question.I choose.Amanda!
Amanda:Yay!!!!
Kurt and Amanda skip away happily.
Kitty:Well that sucked..Hey, Mystique?
Mystique:Cause I like my son!!! That's what you were going to ask me,wasn't it?Why I was here?
Kitty:No. I was gonna ask why you thought Kurt would prefer The blob over you. ************************************************************************
Oh kee dokee, Vat'cha think? Sorry, I luv the accent.. Anyway,Please review, you have no idea how fun they are to read..