Disclaimer: No, I don't own Freddy or Jason or anything except myself.

The scene is an old, foggy graveyard. This is a special graveyard; the tombstones never say the same thing twice (if they can be read at all), it is always a moonless, starless night, and there is no natural sound whatsoever.  Yes, it is the graveyard of dreams (dundunduuuuuun *lightning crashes*).

Round 1:  Bill the Hat

Ieva (humming): Where once was light, now darkness falls.  Where once was love, love is no more.  Don't say goodbye.  Don't say I didn't try…saaaay, how did I wind up here?  Last time I looked up, I was in a banana covered library.  Oh, well, I guess I'll just walk around until I wind up somewhere else. *wanders about vaguely and starts humming again*

*Freddy jumps out from behind a tombstone and waves his claws in a 'menacing' way*

Freddy: Time to die!

Ieva:  Eh?

Freddy: I said time to DIE!  Shouldn't you be screaming and trying to run away!?!

Ieva: Why would I do that?

Freddy: Because I'm going to kill you!  Don't you know who I am?

Ieva: Noooo…wait!  You're either Jason or Freddy; I can never get them right.

Freddy: I'm FREDDY!

Ieva: I thought Freddy was the one with the hockey mask.

Freddy: NO! That's JASON! 

Ieva: Ooooh.  So Freddy is the one with the claws, and Jason is the one with the mask, right?

Freddy: YES.  Now are you going to scream and try to run away?

Ieva: No.

Freddy: AAARRRGH!!!

Ieva: *snicker snort giggle*

Freddy: WHAT is so FUNNY?

Ieva: Your hat.  That is the *snicker* stupidest hat I have ever seen.*giggle*

Freddy:  Is NOT! *hugs hat* Don't make fun of Bill!

Ieva: Bill?  The hat has a name?

Freddy:  Yes, he does.  You're so insensitive!  First you get me mixed up with Jason, now you insult my hat!  I'm leaving! *Freddy runs off crying and Ieva goes back to her other dream*