Disclaimer: Don't own Kingdom Hearts. Don't own the boys. Don't sue.
A/N: Just a little brain-diddle to get my mind working a bit. Not to be taken too seriously. It's been a long time since I've been in the fanfic world. So here's some hinted at shounen ai for y'all. RxS, if you didn't note.
Diddle is used for sounds
"Diddle" is talking
WHACK!
"... What are you doing?"
"Hitting this tree."
WHACK!
"I can see that. You wanna tell me why?"
"'Cause it's something that boys do."
WHACK!
"So boys are supposed to go around hitting innocent trees with wooden swords? ...Have you been taking advice from Tidus again?"
"Haha. Funny."
WHACK!
"... Seriously Sora, what's up?"
"... mntcte."
"Sorry?"
"I said that I'M NOT CUTE!"
WHACK! WHACK!
"Okay... And this is why you're beating on the poor tree?"
"Sora, you know I don't like guessing games. If you want me to help, tell me what's up. Otherwise I'll just go and... ask Kairi instead."
WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!
"Ohhh, so this has to do with Kairi?"
WHACK!
"Soraaaa, what did I just say?"
"... Kairi told me I was cute!"
"And this is a... bad thing?"
"'M not cute!"
WHACK WHACK!
"Oh, no? Heh."
"No! I'm... I'm manly, and rugged, and... and studly! I'm not... cute!"
WHACK!
"So then you take your frustrations out on this poor paopu tree? All the fruit is gonna fall in the water, and then what'll we eat the next time we sleep out here?"
"Rikuuuu!"
WHACK!
"Heh. Sorry. But I'm sure she didn't mean to... insult your... rugged masculinity."
WHACK!
"Hmpf."
"Ah, come on Sora. She thought she was giving you a compliment."
"... I guess..."
Whack.
"And besides..."
-chu-
"... I think you're cute as a button."
BOP!
"Owwww...! Hahaha..."
"Rikuuuu...!"
A/N: Chu is a kiss noise. Riku gave lil' Sora a peck on the cheek. Awww. Too bad he got bopped over the head for his troubles. Heheh.