Power Rangers Ninja Storm: The Dating Game

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in PRNS, but I do own the "live" studio audience and myself.

Extreme Evolution: Welcome to Power Rangers Ninja Storm: The Dating Game! I'm your host, Extreme Evolution, and today, we have invited all of the rangers to come on down to the studio and have an in-depth discussion with us. Of course, what they don't know is that we are trying to see who will be the most compatible with the blue ranger, Ms. Tori Hanson, but they will find out once they step into the studio. At the end of this series, you guys get to vote who you would like Tori to pair up with.

(The studio audience buzzes in anticipation.)

Extreme Evolution: I know you guys are getting excited, but please be patient. The rangers will be arriving at any moment... and here they are!

(On cue, Shane Clarke enters the studio, followed by Tori Hanson, Dustin Brookes, Hunter Bradley, Blake Bradley and finally, Cameron Watanabe. They take a seat on the comfy pale blue couch. The audience rises from their seats and rushes forward to see the rangers up-close.)

Extreme Evolution: Everyone, calm down! Please remain seated!

(The crowd ignores Extreme Evolution and surges forward.)

Extreme Evolution: Everyone, get back in your seats before I have you sent back home to watch the show on cable.

(The people mutter silent curses and shuffle back to their seats.)

Some nerdy-looking guy in the audience raising his hand: Which channel is it shown on?

Extreme Evolution: Security! Send this man home.

Nerdy-looking guy: No! Wait-!

(The nerdy-looking guy is ushered out of the studio.)

Extreme Evolution: (whispering) As soon as he gets home, he'll realize that this show isn't even on cable.

(Audience snickers)

Extreme Evolution: All right, on with the show. (Turning to face the rangers, who are not morphed) Welcome, rangers! It is an honour to have you on our show.

Shane: It is our pleasure.

Dustin: Wow! (Scratching his head) I don't know what to say.

Extreme Evolution: Do you have any idea why all of you are on this game show?

Dustin: Man, is this sick or what? I love game shows!

Hunter: What? This is a game show?

Blake: I thought it was only an interview!

Tori: Ya.

Shane: What is this? A joke?

Cam: And I thought our lives couldn't get any weirder.

Extreme Evolution: Well, it is an interview, as well as a game show. However, the game mostly revolves around Ms. Hanson.

(The audience applauds loudly, mixed with screams and cheers in the background.)

Extreme Evolution: We want to find out who is the most compatible with Tori... (winks) if you know what I mean.

(The rangers' jaws drop)

Dustin: Dude, I'm starting to regret liking game shows.

Shane: There's a sick feeling in my stomach.

Hunter: I think I need to use the bathroom.

(Hunter leaves the studio and heads straight for the bathroom next door.)

Blake: (grinning to himself while thinking) I might probably win. Maybe this isn't such a bad idea.

Cam: Please say this is a dream.

Extreme Evolution: It's not. Now that we have all this settled-

Shane: Hey, wait! We didn't agree to all this!

Blake: Shane, cool down.

(Coughing and wretching sounds are heard)

Dustin: Whoa... Hunter must be really sick from the thought of him and Tori being a couple.

Tori: How insulting.

Cam: (sighing) This can't get any worse.

Extreme Evolution: Oh, don't worry. We have a lot more in store for you guys.

(Sounds of toilet flushing are heard)

(Hunter returns and takes a seat - far from Tori)

Extreme Evolution: As I was saying, we have a lot more in store for you guys.

Hunter: (sarcastically) I can't wait.

Extreme Evolution: Good, because we are going for a commercial break.