-1Author's Note: Howdy, y'all! This is my first humorous Final Fantasy VII fic so please be gentle. It's about the FFVII characters in their high school life of dating, acne, pranks, and other crap that goes on in the life of a teen. I dunno how long this story will be. It depends on reviews and if I can come up with enough stuff to create chapters.

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Dramas of the Senior Year

Chapter I: My Loving Brothers!

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"Breakfast is ready!" the voice of their mother rang from the kitchen downstairs.

All at once three brothers jumped out of their beds. Unfortunately they all had to share the same room due to the small house they lived in. They all shouted and cursed as they scrambled to get out of the room. They ran down the very short hall. Their destination: the one bathroom in the entire house! One made it in and slammed the door shut locking it.

"Aww, dammit!" one of the brothers cursed. His silver hair falling into his green eyes. "Yazoo beat us! And he's the one who takes the longest!"

The tallest of the three growled. His short silver hair was messy. He, out of all of them, had the worst bed head. So it was painful having to stand there and wait, while looking as bad as he in the morning, while Yazoo took his time.

"Stand back, Kadaj," he said. "I'll bust the door down."

"No, Loz," Kadaj shook his head. "Mother hates it when you do that. We have no choice but to wait for King of Primping to get outta there."

They heard the shower come on and the two moaned. It took Yazoo at least forty-five minutes in the shower because of his long hair. They looked at their watches. They had an hour and a half before it was time for school.

"May as well go downstairs and eat," Kadaj said. Loz nodded and they walked downstairs.

On the table was a note and three plates. Kadaj picked up the note and read it aloud:

"I've gone to work now. I'll be home late tonight. Doctor Hojo has asked me to work over due to the shortage on help. Please try not to kill each other while I'm gone."

"I hate that Hojo guy," Loz said. "He always asks Mother to work over, yet she makes hardly anything not to mention Sephiroth never visits us anymore. Ever since he got himself some big job in Junon."

"Can't blame him for not wanting to stay in this madhouse," Kadaj commented.

"What's that mean?" Loz growled.

Ignoring Loz, Kadaj sat down to eat his breakfast. Loz glared at his brother as he sat down to eat too.

Yazoo finally made his way to the dinner table. His long silver hair was neatly combed out and he was wearing very stylish clothes. A pair of nice blue jeans and a dark green shirt.

"You know," Loz said standing up. "No matter how long you take to make yourself look nice, you're never gonna get a girl."

"Shut up!" Yazoo shouted.

"Because all the hot girls are already taken," Loz continued making his way to the bathroom. "Zack got Aeris, Cloud got Tifa, Vincent got Lucrecia, Tseng got Elena, and even Reno got Yuffie!"

"R-Reno got Yuffie?" Yazoo sobbed.

"Yup!" Loz yelled from upstairs.

"It's hopeless!" Yazoo wailed. "Why! Why can't I land a girl!"

"Who needs 'em?" Kadaj said. "They're nothing but a big pain in the ass if you ask me."

"You're only saying that because you wanted Aeris!" Yazoo pointed out.

"Th-that's not true!" Kadaj yelled his face turning beet red.

"Then why is your face all red?" Yazoo smirked.

"Oh my gosh! You have a big zit on your nose!" Kadaj said in a fake panicky tone.

"Noooooo!" Yazoo wailed running from the kitchen.

Kadaj laughed to himself as his plan to change to subject worked.

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Kadaj sighed and looked at his watch. They only had five minutes before it was time to leave or else they would be late for the first day on their senior year. Yazoo just sat there sulking with his arms crossed over his chest. He was still angry at Kadaj for the zit lie. Kadaj sat up from the couch after packing his bag and walked over to the mirror that hung over the fireplace mantle. He quickly combed down the loose strands of hair with his fingers. He was the least vain of the three, but girls found him most attractive. He did not care much for girls…well except maybe Aeris. Damn that Zack!

"Come on, Loz, or we're leaving without you!" Kadaj shouted.

He grabbed his backpack and left the house. Yazoo followed behind. Loz ran downstairs and grabbed his backpack making his way out. Kadaj and Yazoo were already on their motorcycles revving them up as they waited for him. He jumped on his bike and the three finally sped off.

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"If we can avoid stop lights," Kadaj shouted. "We can get there on time."

"Red!" Yazoo yelled as the next light quickly changed from green, to yellow, to red.

"Dammit!" Kadaj cursed slamming on the brakes.

As they waited, a little old woman made her way across the cross walk. She was half way through when an red X appeared on the light across.

"Oh dear, I better stop," she said.

Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz just stared at her as she stopped right in the middle of the road.

"Come on, grandma!" Loz shouted angrily. "Go!"

"I can't," she argued.

"You're in the middle of the freakin' road!" Kadaj yelled back.

"I can't go when there's a red X," she defended.

"She's senile," Yazoo said. "Poor lady."

He hopped off his bike and ran out to her.

"Here, ma'am, I'll help you across," he said.

"Damn wussy!" Loz jeered.

"Oh, if only all young men were nice like you," the old woman smiled patting Yazoo's hand.

"She says I'm nice!" Yazoo called back to his brothers smiling.

"Whatever," Kadaj muttered. "Just as long as he get the old bitty across so we can go."

After Yazoo got his thanks from the woman he ran back to his motorcycle. Just then, the light turned back to red.

"DAMMIT!" Kadaj yelled.

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Midgar High.

The halls were empty due to the students and teachers being in their classes. Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo ran down the halls to their first class. Their first class was World History and their teacher was not going to be happy with them being late.

They opened the door to their class and all at once everyone stopped and stared at the three. Their teacher looked highly annoyed. His steel blue eyes locked in on the three of them.

"You're late," he growled.

"S-sorry, Mister Shinra," Kadaj said. "There was this old woman and- - -,"

"I don't want to hear you excuses!" he snapped. "Just get into your seats."

As they walked over to their seats, Cloud, his friends, Tseng, and his friends all stared at them shaking their heads.

"Late on the first day, yo," Reno whispered to Kadaj. "Rufus is gonna remember this forever."

Kadaj moaned. His assigned seat just had to be right next to loud-mouth Reno and they were late because of an old woman. This was going to be a long year….

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Author's Note: I wanted to start this chapter off with Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo. This story ain't about them, but they will probably be mentioned more than the others. I've already wanted to do a story about them .. Anyway, lemme know what y'all think so I'll know if I need to continue this story!