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1 A Very Cajun Christmas



Scott: Okay. Listen up. Christmas is tomorrow and we need the get everything on this list. Logan, you get a tree. Rogue you get the food. Jean, you get winter clothes. Remy, you get the presents.

Bobby: Uh Scott. What happens if one of us is Jewish?

Scott: You aren't Jewish. Are you?

Bobby: No. Just wondering.

Scott: Okay whatever. Everybody who isn't doing anything will decorate the mansion.

Jobless X-men: Groan

Logan: Well I have to go get a tree. *leaves*

Rogue: I wonder where you get a goose on Christmas Eve.

Scott: Who cares!? Find one.

Remy: *whispers to Rogue* I tink Shades has lost his mind.

Rogue: Yeah.

Scott: Are you still here?! Get to work! All of you!

X-men: *grumble*

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Logan: * In the forest* I need to find a really good tree. Ahhh here's one. *snikt* This tree will do. *cuts down tree and starts to drag it back to the mansion* Maybe I was supposed to go to the tree lot. Oh well, two late now.

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Rogue: * waiting in a line that stretches across town* Ah knew Ah wouldn't get a goose. Ah told Scott we shoulda gotten one days ago. *continues to wait*

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Remy: *looks at list* What da point of lettin' everyone know you are buying presents. Dere' is supposed to be a Santa Claus. Okay...For Logan. Claw Warmers? Where is Remy supposed to get claw warmers?



Will Rogue get a goose? Will Remy be able to get all the presents? Will Logan get arrested for stealing a tree from a national park? You will find out soon!