A/n: Hello everyone!!XD If you only clicked on this because of the 'lemon' in the summary: It somehow starts halfway chap 12, if you likeXD If you are planning on reading the rest (which I actually hope^^), have fun:3 You'll end up with lemon anyway^^ If you are planning on first reading the lemon and later the story, maybe: DON'T READ THE BEGINNING OF CHAP 12!!! SPOILERS!!! Just...Scroll down to the middle of the page or so and...Whatever, figure it out yourselfXD The first lines of chap 13 contain spoilers, anyway...Heh. For what? Yeah, better read the story to find out...XD

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note, it belongs to Ohba and Obata, who I really admire for creating those wonderful characters and story...Like everyone here, I guess. Sheesh, do you have to say this every chapter...? This is gonna be fun!!XDXD

1. Homophobic

One slightly cloudy september day, Soichiro enters the headquarters of the infamous Kira-investigation team after staying home for a day, together with Sachiko and Sayu, and he really wishes he never left it.

He'd stay longer if it wasn't for his one and precious son, Light. But he couldn't bear the thought of Light alone in the headquarters together with L, Misa and Matsuda. He doesn't want to search for Kira-kills all day long or make diagrams about the times the victims died. But for his son, he is willing to come back anytime. By the way, when will they get a day off? Maybe a weekend..? Maybe L will remove the handcuffs for only a few days, so Soichiro and Light can do something with Sachiko and Sayu, like Sachiko asked him. But, that's merely the problem. L. That...great and miraculous detective who always finds out and knows everything. Though Soichiro knows he can't really. He hasn't found out.

Soichiro grunts. Stupid L.

And stupid own son. Soichiro and L could put up well before his son and the detective began to work together on being a walking-around shounen-ai manga.

That stupid great detective who perfectly levels his own son, and his own son perfectly levels L. The stupid great detective who actually loves his own son, and his own son loves L. The perfect couple. That's everything. If at least one of them had been straight, or never fell in love with the other, Soichiro could've had the time of his life working together with both of those great persons in a close team. But now, it's only annoying. Looking at how terribly perfect they are together, all day long, while having to work on the same Kira-case they obviously lost their interest in.

And oh, they're so horribly sweet.

He walks into the main room with a stressed face, and when he comes in, Matsuda is looking at the screens displaying L and Light making out in their own room. The world stops turning for a second.

Oh, boy.

Soichiro's blood begins to boil. Not again. Oh god, please, not again. Everything blurs a strange reddish-purple when runs to the screens and turns them off. He tries not to slap Matsuda in his face, and runs upstairs to the room where the two boys are lying on a couch. Not to mention that he forgot the elevator waiting for him, but getting totally ignored. There. That door.

BANG.

'?'

'STOP DOING GAY THINGS!!!'

L and Light slowly look up with disturbed faces and release their hold on eachother. L is the first one to talk.

'Mister Yagami, are you homophobic?'

'NO!!!'

'Then, do you have problems with me?'

'NO!!!'

L succeeds in hiding a mischievous smile.

'Do you have problems with seeing me kissing your son?'

'YES!!!'

'And if it would have been someone else, would it be okay?'

Soichiro's eye twitches.

'What?!'

'If Light would've been kissing Misa, and I kissed Matsuda? Ugh, not that I want to think about that, but...'

'WHAT?!'

'Would that be bad?'

'YES!!!'

'Both?'

'YES!!!'

'Then you are homophobic, and don't like to see Light kissing someone anyway.'

'W-WHAT?!'

Soichiro begins to panic when he sees the calculating look on L's stoic-as-usual face.

'It's true.'

Light laughs.

'Haha, Dad, you are probably homophobic since you found that yaoi magazine under Mum's bed! Remember? Oh, and then you said that if you'd ever see two guys kissing or more than that, you'd lose it!'

L rolls his eyes.

'Remember the first time he saw us kissing? Mogi and Watari had to put him in the elevator and make sure he couldn't get out. Not necessary, he broke the buttons immediately.'

Soichiro's face gets even more red, his veins painfully visible in his...everywhere, and he looks like he's going to hurt L in some way, but something stops him. He breaths in, and out, and ignores the funny looks from L and Light when he tries to calm down.

He sighs. He was here for another reason. An important one.

'Light...I had to tell you...Your mother wants you to come home tomorrow to spend the night there. But then, Ryuzaki will have to come too...'

Light's face brightens and he jumps up.

'Well?! Might be fun! I bet Sayu will like him, and Mum too. '

'And I want to see the house I've been spying on for a few days. Watari will come too, and Matsuda and Misa.'

'B-But...'

Light's smile gets even wider.

'Allright, it's decided!'

'...!'

L tilts his head to the side.

'What are we going to do there, actually?'

'I want to stay for a night. It's been so long and I want to see Mum and Sayu again.'

'I want to meet them too. I observed them and they're nice people.'

'You should try Mum's soup, it's fantastic. I bet even you will like it.'

'Will there be sugar in it?'

'No, but it's still great. And she likes to bake pies.'

'Does she know Misa or Matsuda?'

'Vaguely. I bet she'll like you very much. Maybe she'll fall in love with you, haha...'

L chuckles.

'If that happens, you'll have to come up with a way to turn her attention back to mister Yagami.'

Light glances at his beloved Dad.

'Oh, yeah, that's right!! Mum probably wants too, she had to sleep alone all the time Dad was locked up or working on the case. Or at least, we hope so, heh...Shall we tell them to do each other?'

'Haha, you can tell them, I don't want to have anything to do with that...'

Soichiro tries to find a way out, but he realizes there's no way he can beat Light and L with reasoning, not even with commanding. After a minute of huffing and walking circles anxiously, he counts to ten, sighs and gives up. He leaves the two geniuses who are discussing some of his private business alone. This just has to happen. Tomorrow. Yes, tomorrow's gonna be a more than disturbing time...

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A/n: Uh-oh, how will this turn out...? Next chap is longer:D And the one after that one, and the one after that one and...However. Now you're so-oh going to read the next chapter...^^ And/or review. Oh, and if you're not planning to read the next chap, you could at least tell me WHY notXD No, I mean it.

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