Hokay, so we've got Emmy, Max, Ord, Cassie, Zach, Weezie, and their weird somehow Spanish parents. We'll start with the Emmy/Max family, who's last name we never find out (!). So Emmy and Max go into Dragon Land, where Ord gets run over by a bus. Max is so distraught at the fact that his beloved effing dinosaur was killed, so being his pea-brain self, he runs out into the street where he is shot by guns by passer-bys. Emmy and her parents are so sad, but nobody cares. Emmy doesn't know what to do with herself, so she goes and runs into tree. She eventually dies from a concussion. Her parents are so torn, but then big hands pop into the TV screen and get hit on the head by mallets until they die.
Cassie is really stupid, so by hearing the death of her Emmy, she goes and jumps off a cliff. Now, we all know that dragons can fly because they have wings. But we have already established that Cassie is stupid. 'Nuf said. So Cassie jumps off the cliff, and because we're so nice, we aren't going to put mattresses at the bottom. We let her fall on the extremely sharp rocks that go straight through her, then Emmy pops up and—HEY! WHAT THE FUCK! shoots Emmy with spears
Ahem sorry. Anyhoo, now we only have Zach and Weezie. Zach plays his stupid-ass trumpet, but he chokes on his spit and dies. While he's falling over, he takes Weezie with him and they trip over a log. As they trip, they fall into either a black pit of oblivion, or into a massive volcano of lava, take your pick.
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