25 Things John Never Taught Them
I do not have anything to do with Supernatural…
What did John NOT teach the boys? Hm… Lol.
25 Things John Never Taught Them
1. John never taught the boys how to camouflage the Impala – just how to hide it.
2. John never taught the boys how to fight off psychic visions – because he never had a reason to.
3. John never taught the boys how to show emotions – because they show weakness.
4. John never taught the boys how to impress girls – because they are unimportant.
5. John never taught the boys about sex – because the boys would find out all in good time.
6. John never taught the boys how to care for a pet – because they never had one.
7. John never taught the boys to respect their elders unless the elder's name ended with 'Winchester' or they wanted some form of information – because most others are unimportant.
8. John never taught the boys how to fix a broken hard drive on a computer – because he never really figured out how one worked himself.
9. John never taught the boys about loyalty – because they knew about it without needing to be told.
10. John never taught the boys how to act as a postal worker – because a cop or FBI agent gets them most any information.
11. John never taught the boys how to sing along to the latest hits – because he couldn't either.
12. John never taught the boys how to tell someone their 'secret' – because he never really had to tell someone who didn't already know.
13. John never taught the boys how to paint like Jackson Pollock – because he never tried.
14. John never taught the boys how to kiss a girl – because he knew the girls would help his handsome boys learn faster then he could teach.
15. John never taught the boys how to solve a murder mystery – because he knew they already could if they wanted to.
16. John never taught the boys what type of girl to date – because he knew it wouldn't matter as they would decide on their own what type to date anyway.
17. John never taught the boys to put in contacts – because none of them needed it.
18. John never taught the boys how to accept awards – because they never had to.
19. John never taught the boys how to fly on planes – because you can drive pretty much anywhere.
20. John never taught the boys how to make tea – because they always made coffee.
21. John never taught the boys how to fight acne – because they never got any.
22. John never taught the boys how to use each other for bait – because that was against the Hunter Rule Book.
23. John never taught the boys a proper diet – because he never had time.
24. John never taught the boys where to find porn – because he knew they'd find it sometime without his help.
25. John never taught the boys about their family – because sometimes, you just don't want to tell.