Bonding is good for your health
Edward POV
I have to face another long day without Bella. She's going to La Push to visit the dog, and Rosalie and Alice are out shopping.
Esme and Carlisle are out on "business". Yeah that's right I added emphasis! Yeah, Carlisle, I heard your filthy thoughts! Shame on you old man! You old Filthy Mc Nasty!! SHAME!!!!!!!!!
I must seriously be losing it….. "Edward-o, I'm boooooreeeeed" How many times do I have to tell Emmett it's Edward. "It's EDWARD! E-D-W-A-R-D! SPELL IT RIGHT MAN!!! OR DO YOU WISH TO FACE MY WRATH OF DEATH!? WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" and then I karate chopped him in half.
I started chuckling at the crazy turn my thoughts have taken. "Edward! I said I'm bored!!!!!!!" I rolled my eyes and let my head drop backwards like it was disconnected from my neck.
"Emmett, what do you want me to do about it? Entertain you? Wait don't answer that" he pouted and stood up off the couch. "JAZZ! WHATCHA DOIN?!" "READING!" "I'M BOREEEEEDDDDD!" "WHO CARES?!" "I CARE!!! ENTERTAIN MEEEEEEEEE!" "ARE YOU FREAKIN SERIOUS?! ENTERTAIN YOUR DAMN SELF!" "WELL I NEVER! HURUMPH!"
A dry sobbing Emmett ran up to his and Rosalie's room and slammed the door. Well…I don't know about Emmett…but that was definatly entertaining.
LOL I JUST HAD TO WRITE THIS! I'm glad I decided to leave myself out for once :D